# Twin Turbo Escalade beats Nissan GT-R **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\ **Created:** [April 14, 2011, 4:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twin-turbo-escalade-beats-nissan-gt-r/211244 "2011-04-14T04:39:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Wahoo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wahoo/32/8265_2.png) [@Wahoo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wahoo)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twin-turbo-escalade-beats-nissan-gt-r/211244/81 "2011-04-15T12:38:27Z")
Pimpin on low boost! ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 2:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twin-turbo-escalade-beats-nissan-gt-r/211244/82 "2011-04-15T14:59:30Z")
I found Itsover on facebook! ![http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ITZ1KLIppt0/TFxy8DrclqI/AAAAAAAADV0/88sxHXUW5B8/s1600/serious-food-fighters-mean-weener.png](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ITZ1KLIppt0/TFxy8DrclqI/AAAAAAAADV0/88sxHXUW5B8/s1600/serious-food-fighters-mean-weener.png) Oh and S2000’s suck, the only fun one I’ve ever been in was FI. ---
**Author:** ![djdstar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/djdstar/32/7617_2.png) [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 2:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twin-turbo-escalade-beats-nissan-gt-r/211244/83 "2011-04-16T02:36:28Z")
is this itsover guy serious or is he a troll? holy fucking fail the fact u took the time to paint your wheels pink pretty much negates anything you’re ever gonna say no matter how much it makes sense or not. appearance may not be everything but damn dog you look gay as AIDS driving a convertible with pink wheels. plus u ruined the value of your perfectly fine oem wheels for no reason…id like to see you spraypaint a cock on a porsche…yea it only costs a few bucks in paint but i really doubt you’ve got money to piss away when you have to explain to the idiots looking at it on craigslist why you thought it was a good idea. theyre gonna be checkin that tiny ass backseat for poopstain condoms and shit. and thats really not doing it big. ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 4:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twin-turbo-escalade-beats-nissan-gt-r/211244/84 "2011-04-16T04:08:23Z")
Vaginal secretions. ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 4:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twin-turbo-escalade-beats-nissan-gt-r/211244/85 "2011-04-16T04:21:13Z")
> [@djdstar](#): > > is this itsover guy serious or is he a troll? > > holy fucking fail > > the fact u took the time to paint your wheels pink pretty much negates anything you’re ever gonna say no matter how much it makes sense or not. appearance may not be everything but damn dog you look gay as AIDS driving a convertible with pink wheels. plus u ruined the value of your perfectly fine oem wheels for no reason…id like to see you spraypaint a cock on a porsche…yea it only costs a few bucks in paint but i really doubt you’ve got money to piss away when you have to explain to the idiots looking at it on craigslist why you thought it was a good idea. theyre gonna be checkin that tiny ass backseat for poopstain condoms and shit. and thats really not doing it big. :tup: ---
**Author:** ![ItsOver](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/itsover/32/5431_2.png) [@ItsOver](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ItsOver)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 4:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twin-turbo-escalade-beats-nissan-gt-r/211244/86 "2011-04-16T04:43:24Z")
> [@boardjnky4](#): > > At least newman put stuff on his cars that he thought looked cool. Unless you think pink wheels and dick logos look cool. In that case you just have shitty taste. Coming from the Mazda 3 owner? Even with pink wheels my car looks more masculine than that. If you think AP1 wheels look cool, you have shitty taste. It is impossible to ruin them any more than Honda has. > [@ultradriver10000](#): > > Oh and S2000’s suck, the only fun one I’ve ever been in was FI. I wouldn’t expect you to enjoy a car that is meant for handling, seeing that you’re used to American cars with terrible suspensions. If you like straight lines, that’s cool, though. BTW, the wiener in that pic is too small, and not dark enough 😉 > [@djdstar](#): > > is this itsover guy serious or is he a troll? > > holy fucking fail > > the fact u took the time to paint your wheels pink pretty much negates anything you’re ever gonna say no matter how much it makes sense or not. appearance may not be everything but damn dog you look gay as AIDS driving a convertible with pink wheels. plus u ruined the value of your perfectly fine oem wheels for no reason…id like to see you spraypaint a cock on a porsche…yea it only costs a few bucks in paint but i really doubt you’ve got money to piss away when you have to explain to the idiots looking at it on craigslist why you thought it was a good idea. theyre gonna be checkin that tiny ass backseat for poopstain condoms and shit. and thats really not doing it big. If I were to have a Porsche and sell it on CL, I’m sure if someone had the money to buy it, they wouldn’t worry about replacing a couple hundred dollar hood. As far as OEM S2K wheels go, they’re fucking hideous in the first place, they suck, and they’re $50 a pop. Pretty fucking cheap and worthless, dog shit probably would fetch more per pound. And, there won’t be any poopstain condoms, I get assraped raw, no lube, no rubber… blood and shit all over their dicks 😉 You guys take life too seriously. It’s a car, there are more important things in life. Have fun talking shit, because it makes my day ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 4:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twin-turbo-escalade-beats-nissan-gt-r/211244/87 "2011-04-16T04:47:24Z")
> [@ItsOver](#): > > I wouldn’t expect you to enjoy a car that is meant for handling, seeing that you’re used to American cars with terrible suspensions. If you like straight lines, that’s cool, though. > BTW, the wiener in that pic is too small, and not dark enough 😉 :lol: his vette isn’t even setup to go fast in a straight line ---
**Author:** ![ItsOver](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/itsover/32/5431_2.png) [@ItsOver](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ItsOver)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 4:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twin-turbo-escalade-beats-nissan-gt-r/211244/88 "2011-04-16T04:50:53Z")
> [@LZ](#): > > :lol: his vette isn’t even setup to go fast in a straight line WRD. IDK what he drives, I just based my assumption on his posts I’ve seen with Camaros. ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 4:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twin-turbo-escalade-beats-nissan-gt-r/211244/89 "2011-04-16T04:55:49Z")
He doesn’t even own any camaros :lol: ---
**Author:** ![ItsOver](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/itsover/32/5431_2.png) [@ItsOver](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ItsOver)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 4:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twin-turbo-escalade-beats-nissan-gt-r/211244/90 "2011-04-16T04:57:56Z")
> [@LZ](#): > > He doesn’t even own any camaros :lol: IIRC he sold one, and posted a random one recently that wasn’t his. I based my opinions on that. ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 5:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twin-turbo-escalade-beats-nissan-gt-r/211244/91 "2011-04-16T05:11:55Z")
The one he posted is mine lol ---
**Author:** ![Wahoo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wahoo/32/8265_2.png) [@Wahoo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wahoo)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 6:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twin-turbo-escalade-beats-nissan-gt-r/211244/92 "2011-04-16T06:24:37Z")
Yay ---
**Author:** ![piratemosh666](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/piratemosh666/32/6116_2.png) [@piratemosh666](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/piratemosh666)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 6:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twin-turbo-escalade-beats-nissan-gt-r/211244/93 "2011-04-16T06:56:13Z")
Jebus, this is an automotive forum and someone posted a vid. Is there any reason we’re attacking it with all the intensity of a space shuttle launch? Just curious. Carry on… ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 7:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twin-turbo-escalade-beats-nissan-gt-r/211244/94 "2011-04-16T07:32:14Z")
Lol my girly car can probably outrun your slow s2000. ---
**Author:** ![klug](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/klug/32/5222_2.png) [@klug](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/klug)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twin-turbo-escalade-beats-nissan-gt-r/211244/95 "2011-04-16T07:49:56Z")
Hey guys I just got back from Hennessey Performance with my new TT escalade and…:io: ---
**Author:** ![NYstanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/6a8cbe/32.png) [@NYstanger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NYstanger)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twin-turbo-escalade-beats-nissan-gt-r/211244/96 "2011-04-16T08:21:56Z")
> [@ItsOver](#): > > Yeah, if I had a food pyramid for myself, cock would be the largest percentage of that chart. > Think outside of the box. > It would be the same vehicle, with different paint, or whatever. So, it would still be great. Shitty is your perception based on that change in appearance. Yet, the same car without such changes is “great”. At the end of the day, it is the same car, yet that simple change in appearance causes your opinion to change completely. I just don’t like this preconceived notion of appearance being everything. I’m not going to go waste my money ricing my car out, the paint was next to nothing. Somebody is fine if they are white, but if they have pigmentation in their skin they’re not as great? Appearance isn’t everything. Same shit, different color. > See my point? > In the sense that the Escalade is the same car, yet it has turbo, it is different. It is a performance mod, done to an SUV. If you’re going to invest money in making something faster, it would be cool if it was fun. I’ve driven plenty of Escalades, and have yet to acquire fun. To each, his own…I guess. My opinion never changes about the car regardless of whats done to it. I would not hate s2000s becuase you painted your wheels pink. I would still drive a civic even after seeing hundreds with rediculousoly loud and annoying exhausts. My perceptioon changes of the owner that does rediculous things to their vehicle. No different that I would still percieive a guy with a skin pigmentation as fine, but as soon as he has a penis tatoo on his lower back… ---
**Author:** ![ItsOver](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/itsover/32/5431_2.png) [@ItsOver](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ItsOver)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 9:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twin-turbo-escalade-beats-nissan-gt-r/211244/97 "2011-04-16T09:22:19Z")
> [@boardjnky4](#): > > Lol my girly car can probably outrun your slow s2000. Straight line? Slowest race ever. lol. We can throw a Smart Car into the mix and have a triple threat? Anyways, I’d run. lol > [@NYstanger](#): > > My opinion never changes about the car regardless of whats done to it. I would not hate s2000s becuase you painted your wheels pink. I would still drive a civic even after seeing hundreds with rediculousoly loud and annoying exhausts. My perceptioon changes of the owner that does rediculous things to their vehicle. > No different that I would still percieive a guy with a skin pigmentation as fine, but as soon as he has a penis tatoo on his lower back… Well, you’re that of a minority group then. Most people have altered opinions on the vehicle AND driver. And, I actually have a penis tattoo on my inner-lip. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Wahoo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wahoo/32/8265_2.png) [@Wahoo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wahoo)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 9:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twin-turbo-escalade-beats-nissan-gt-r/211244/98 "2011-04-16T09:33:29Z")
![http://www.smartandangry.com/storage/Charles-Gladiator.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1243285689963](http://www.smartandangry.com/storage/Charles-Gladiator.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1243285689963) ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Twinkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Mr.Twinkie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr.Twinkie)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 9:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twin-turbo-escalade-beats-nissan-gt-r/211244/99 "2011-04-16T09:37:54Z")
> [@ultradriver10000](#): > > Do you have a thing for dicks? I’d rather affect someone with how great something of mine is, not how shitty it is. Homeless people affect me, you should be homeless. Pink wheels don’t piss anyone off, they just assume you’re driving your mom’s car or something. > > Oh why would you TT a Caddy? 6.2L of awesome under the hood, 6 speed auto, AWD and a pimp interior. That’s why. AMEN brotha. ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2011, 9:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twin-turbo-escalade-beats-nissan-gt-r/211244/100 "2011-04-16T21:00:37Z")
> [@ItsOver](#): > > WRD. > IDK what he drives, I just based my assumption on his posts I’ve seen with Camaros. Currently I only have a C5 with a full suspension, flared rear fenders, 315 fronts 345 rears, built rear diff, 4 point bolt in’s sparcos and 6 points, ready for my new 418 to be dropped in. My 2000 WS6 has a built 408, 6 speed and rear end, full tube suspension QA1’s, and weld slicks and skinnies. My 2008 crew cab silverado, my wives 2008 colorado, and I’ll probably be picking up my 2008 vmax silverado with a built tranny and cammed ls2 shortly. So you’re totally right all can only drag race! 🙂 My wife actually drives a faster, less girlie car then you do lol. Just kidding actually I drive a 1988 camaro z28 with a k&n, and posi track. You’ll mature eventually, pull off all the stickers, paint the wheels a nice color and try not to eat the burnt wieners. 😛 GLWTS [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twin-turbo-escalade-beats-nissan-gt-r/211244.md?page=4) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/twin-turbo-escalade-beats-nissan-gt-r/211244.md?page=6)