# two in the pink one in the stink...

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**Category:** SON240sx Off Topic\
**Created:** [January 16, 2006, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/two-in-the-pink-one-in-the-stink/91944 "2006-01-16T19:44:01Z")\
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**Author:** ![KoukiS14](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/koukis14/32/5522_2.png) [@KoukiS14](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KoukiS14)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/two-in-the-pink-one-in-the-stink/91944/1 "2006-01-16T19:44:01Z")

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My friends got an interesting game going where we tried to find different names for the classic “two in the pink one in the stink” phrase. During our bar night we managed to come up with about 50 phrases, some examples include:

two in the bloody one in the muddy  
two where you pump it one where you dump it  
two in the jelly one in the smelly  
two in the snapper one in the crapper  
two in the swollen one in the colon  
Two where you ovulate one where you evacuate

Add to the fun…

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**Author:** ![Original\_Nutta](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/original_nutta/32/5474_2.png) [@Original\_Nutta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Original_Nutta)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 10:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/two-in-the-pink-one-in-the-stink/91944/2 "2006-01-16T22:52:20Z")

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repost.

two in the goo, one in the poo

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**Author:** ![Happy240sx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/happy240sx/32/5515_2.png) [@Happy240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Happy240sx)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 4:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/two-in-the-pink-one-in-the-stink/91944/3 "2006-01-17T04:42:55Z")

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MY ALL TIME FAV…

Two to Yale, One to Brown

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**Author:** ![Gonad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gonad/32/5481_2.png) [@Gonad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gonad)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/two-in-the-pink-one-in-the-stink/91944/4 "2006-01-17T10:04:14Z")

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> [@Happy240sx](#):
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> MY ALL TIME FAV…
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> Two to Yale, One to Brown

I know it’s Univ. references but since it doesn’t rhyme, we cannot accept  
this answer. :o

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**Author:** ![scribbles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@scribbles](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/scribbles)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 9:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/two-in-the-pink-one-in-the-stink/91944/5 "2006-01-17T21:57:25Z")

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two in the gash, one in the stash.

two in the taco, one to meet paco. (horrible racial overtone please forgive me)

two in the funk, one in the skunk.

two for the man, one in the can.

two in the puss, one in the tush.

that’s all I’ve got for now…

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**Author:** ![DTS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8491ac/32.png) [@DTS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DTS)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/two-in-the-pink-one-in-the-stink/91944/6 "2006-01-18T06:51:11Z")

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> **[Urban Dictionary, April 24: Nend Sudes](https://www.urbandictionary.com/)**
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> Nend Sudes is A way of saying Send Nudes But The First letters are interchanged Send Nudes Nend Sudes

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**Author:** ![SHIFT\_KA24DET](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9bd4f/32.png) [@SHIFT\_KA24DET](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SHIFT_KA24DET)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 3:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/two-in-the-pink-one-in-the-stink/91944/7 "2006-01-18T15:18:13Z")

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I’m guessing you guys havent herd of the mini-van?

Seats two up front and five out back…

(yeah i was bored at work)

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**Author:** ![NeveR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e95f7d/32.png) [@NeveR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NeveR)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 3:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/two-in-the-pink-one-in-the-stink/91944/8 "2006-01-18T15:31:45Z")

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This calls for a picture:

[![http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/7973/stickerhand0vb.jpg](http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/7973/stickerhand0vb.jpg)](http://imageshack.us)
