# two little boyz.
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/two-little-boyz/134816
**Category:** Canada Nissan Off Topic
**Created:** [November 17, 2007, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/two-little-boyz/134816 "2007-11-17T13:48:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 5
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### Author:  [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2007, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/two-little-boyz/134816/1 "2007-11-17T13:48:56Z")
Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first[COLOR=blue][FONT=‘Comic Sans MS’] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial]school play. It was to be a Shakespearean play. The first little boy was to say,[/FONT][COLOR=blue][FONT=‘Comic Sans MS’] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial]“My fair maiden… I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with[/FONT][COLOR=blue][FONT=‘Comic Sans MS’] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial]hope.” The second little boy was to reply by saying, “Hark!, a pistol shot.”
[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Well, on opening night in the school auditorium, the two little boys were a[/FONT][COLOR=blue][FONT=‘Comic Sans MS’] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial]bit nervous, knowing that all the seats were going to be filled with grown-ups.[/FONT][COLOR=blue][FONT=‘Comic Sans MS’] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial]The teacher told them to take their places on the stage and to remember to[/FONT][COLOR=blue][FONT=‘Comic Sans MS’] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial]speak very loud as soon as the curtain goes up. The curtain rose and looking out[/FONT][COLOR=blue][FONT=‘Comic Sans MS’] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial]upon the audience the two boys were terrified.[/FONT][COLOR=blue][FONT=‘Comic Sans MS’] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial]They stood there frozen. So the teacher whispered for them to begin. The[/FONT][COLOR=blue][FONT=‘Comic Sans MS’] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial]first boy yelled out these unforgettable words… “My fair maiden…I have come[/FONT][COLOR=blue][FONT=‘Comic Sans MS’] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial]to kiss your snatch! And fill your hole with soap.”[/FONT]
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The second boy screams out…“Hark! a shistol pot, a postle shiss, a pot of[/FONT][COLOR=blue][FONT=‘Comic Sans MS’] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial]shit, horse shit, this is bull shit… I never wanted to be in this lousy play anyway…”
The audience left howling!! [/FONT]
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### Author:  [@RABBIT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RABBIT)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2007, 2:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/two-little-boyz/134816/2 "2007-11-17T14:23:19Z")
u should re name this thread it probably got dan excited for no reason.
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### Author:  [@Osad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Osad)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2007, 2:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/two-little-boyz/134816/3 "2007-11-17T14:39:39Z")
> [@Things I learned](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-i-learned/2540/18):
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> u should re name this thread it probably got dan excited for no reason.
OH SNAP!
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### Author:  [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2007, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/two-little-boyz/134816/4 "2007-11-18T06:46:32Z")
> [@Things I learned](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-i-learned/2540/18):
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> u should re name this thread it probably got dan excited for no reason.
thankfully it didnt say two little girls or you wouldve been excited. 😃
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### Author:  [@pcproa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pcproa)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2007, 9:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/two-little-boyz/134816/5 "2007-11-18T09:18:11Z")
Wow this thread has bad things written all over it
EDIT… I didn’t even read the first post