# u gotta be a douche bag

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/u-gotta-be-a-douche-bag/169072>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 11, 2004, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/u-gotta-be-a-douche-bag/169072 "2004-09-11T12:32:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/u-gotta-be-a-douche-bag/169072/1 "2004-09-11T12:32:56Z")

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to drive a turbo porche and try to fuck with a non-gn g-body… Some guy fucked with me in the tunnels last night. Thats like the yankees playing a team in little league. How much did he pay for his car? he should smash me. FAG

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/u-gotta-be-a-douche-bag/169072/2 "2004-09-11T13:08:43Z")

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> [@Cutty](#):
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> to drive a turbo porche and try to fuck with a non-gn g-body… Some guy fucked with me in the tunnels last night. Thats like the yankees playing a team in little league. How much did he pay for his car? he should smash me. FAG

:owned:

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**Author:** ![slowsilverado03](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@slowsilverado03](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowsilverado03)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/u-gotta-be-a-douche-bag/169072/3 "2004-09-11T13:09:21Z")

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:doh: 💤💤💤

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**Author:** ![Gray05](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cc9497/32.png) [@Gray05](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gray05)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 3:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/u-gotta-be-a-douche-bag/169072/4 "2004-09-11T15:11:41Z")

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borrow my car cutty, we’ll show em 🙂

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**Author:** ![Logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/logik/32/5941_2.png) [@Logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Logik)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 4:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/u-gotta-be-a-douche-bag/169072/5 "2004-09-11T16:13:59Z")

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How did you know it was turbo?

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**Author:** ![jcxcr4000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcxcr4000/32/5980_2.png) [@jcxcr4000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jcxcr4000)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 4:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/u-gotta-be-a-douche-bag/169072/6 "2004-09-11T16:18:00Z")

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> [@Logik](#):
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> How did you know it was turbo?

im not possitive but i would bet the little badge on the back that says TURBO

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**Author:** ![Logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/logik/32/5941_2.png) [@Logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Logik)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 4:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/u-gotta-be-a-douche-bag/169072/7 "2004-09-11T16:20:27Z")

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> [@jcxcr4000](#):
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> im not possitive but i would bet the little badge on the back that says TURBO

that would mean he was behind the porsche… and seldom do the 996’s have turbo badges.

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 4:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/u-gotta-be-a-douche-bag/169072/8 "2004-09-11T16:25:08Z")

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> [@Blue4](#):
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> borrow my car cutty, we’ll show em 🙂

not if there in mine!😃

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**Author:** ![Gray05](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cc9497/32.png) [@Gray05](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gray05)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 4:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/u-gotta-be-a-douche-bag/169072/9 "2004-09-11T16:25:24Z")

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> [@Logik](#):
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> that would mean he was behind the porsche… and seldom do the 996’s have turbo badges.

the turbo 911’s do though

instead of Carrera its clearly marked Turbo, or Turbo S or something of that sort

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**Author:** ![Gray05](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cc9497/32.png) [@Gray05](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gray05)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 4:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/u-gotta-be-a-douche-bag/169072/10 "2004-09-11T16:26:00Z")

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> [@8.1crew](#):
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> not if there in mine!😃

but then we wouldn’t be racing a porsche.

We’d be racing an Aftermarket Heads/Meaty (T-rex, I believe)Cam’d LS1 with a bigger stall convertor 🙂

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**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 4:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/u-gotta-be-a-douche-bag/169072/11 "2004-09-11T16:30:28Z")

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pewterss is very close to stock just a cam/stall 😃

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**Author:** ![Gray05](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cc9497/32.png) [@Gray05](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gray05)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 4:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/u-gotta-be-a-douche-bag/169072/12 "2004-09-11T16:31:36Z")

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> [@Quik](#):
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> pewterss is very close to stock just a cam/stall 😃

_sarcasm_ of course… thats just minor stuff 😉

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**Author:** ![Logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/logik/32/5941_2.png) [@Logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Logik)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 4:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/u-gotta-be-a-douche-bag/169072/13 "2004-09-11T16:33:18Z")

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> [@Blue4](#):
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> the turbo 911’s do though
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> instead of Carrera its clearly marked Turbo, or Turbo S or something of that sort

Considering there is no such thing as a Turbo S… i think i am just going to ignore you. :hsugh:

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**Author:** ![Gray05](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cc9497/32.png) [@Gray05](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gray05)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 4:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/u-gotta-be-a-douche-bag/169072/14 "2004-09-11T16:36:35Z")

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> [@Logik](#):
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> Considering there is no such thing as a Turbo S… i think i am just going to ignore you. :hsugh:

shows how much I pay attention to Porsches 🙂 I just know the turbo 911’s aren’t worth the price tag 🙂

is there a Type-R Porsche?

or an Si?

or perhaps a Porsche X? or maybe a GT-R? Ya that’s it :blue:

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**Author:** ![Logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/logik/32/5941_2.png) [@Logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Logik)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 4:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/u-gotta-be-a-douche-bag/169072/15 "2004-09-11T16:40:48Z")

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> [@Blue4](#):
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> shows how much I pay attention to Porsches 🙂 I just know the turbo 911’s aren’t worth the price tag 🙂

the reason they are popular is because they have greater than or equal to Ferrari performace for \< $150k.

Also FYI, with modern, 993+ Porsches, the S badge usually means that the porsche is NA with turbo body kit/wheels/brakes etc. Like the Boxter S (NA with turbo wheels, brakes, etc) and the Carrera 4s (AWD non turbo, looks just like a GT3 though.) The gt3’s are 996 twin turbo and do not say turbo either. just “GT3”. 👼

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**Author:** ![Gray05](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cc9497/32.png) [@Gray05](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gray05)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 4:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/u-gotta-be-a-douche-bag/169072/16 "2004-09-11T16:42:50Z")

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thanks for the lesson in porsches

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 4:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/u-gotta-be-a-douche-bag/169072/17 "2004-09-11T16:46:05Z")

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unless i missed something, If it was a stock 944 turbo porsche. Cutty you may have something for him in the MC SS. there chebby slow 💏 even i dont have a problem w/ them 🤣 even a Boxster i have no problem :blue:

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**Author:** ![Logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/logik/32/5941_2.png) [@Logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Logik)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 4:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/u-gotta-be-a-douche-bag/169072/18 "2004-09-11T16:46:47Z")

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couple pictures of 996 turbo posches that do not have ‘turbo’ badges.

…and yes, there are a lot of turbo Porches that say turbo… but not all.

![http://users.sgi.net/~logik/temp/DSC00655.JPG](http://users.sgi.net/~logik/temp/DSC00655.JPG)  
 ![http://users.sgi.net/~logik/temp/GT3.jpg](http://users.sgi.net/~logik/temp/GT3.jpg)  
 ![http://users.sgi.net/~logik/temp/IMG_0850.JPG](http://users.sgi.net/~logik/temp/IMG_0850.JPG)

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**Author:** ![Gray05](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cc9497/32.png) [@Gray05](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gray05)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 4:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/u-gotta-be-a-douche-bag/169072/19 "2004-09-11T16:48:02Z")

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if i owned that one in the parking lot, I’d come out running from behind the car with a gun pointed to the kid’s head and be like “back off spikey haired mother fucker!”

or a porcupine, whichever was funnier

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 4:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/u-gotta-be-a-douche-bag/169072/20 "2004-09-11T16:50:26Z")

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Porsche is definitly worth 100K for a TT 996 6 speed AWD :boink  
making power from a 6cyl.

i see these cars everyday in sewickley, such a badass machine indeed,  
it could be a 11 second ride or a 15 second ride all “porsches” sound the same.  
“taken from a anology of a mustang” which is true 🤣

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