# UB on CollegeHumor!! **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 1, 2005, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ub-on-collegehumor/2939 "2005-10-01T13:44:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 10:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ub-on-collegehumor/2939/21 "2005-10-01T22:26:36Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > :word: > business majors…we laugh at all the people busting their ass with real majors, then get hired to manage them :tup: Haha lemme know when you graduate. You can be my paperwork bitch! :tup: ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2005, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ub-on-collegehumor/2939/22 "2005-10-02T11:34:40Z")
> [@funkylemons](#): > > you could manage a hospital and probably make a fraction of your top brain surgeon’s salary… Probably not. ---
**Author:** ![funkylemons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3ec8ea/32.png) [@funkylemons](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/funkylemons)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2005, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ub-on-collegehumor/2939/23 "2005-10-02T12:17:31Z")
[http://www.salary.com/careers/layouthtmls/crel\_display\_Cat10\_Ser131\_Par231.html](http://www.salary.com/careers/layouthtmls/crel_display_Cat10_Ser131_Par231.html) > A neurosurgeon studies for an absolute minimum of 14 years before being legally qualified to poke inside someone’s head. Top brain surgeons make $500k/year or more… How could you begin to tell yourself that somebody that puts a fraction of the time they spent into their education into yours and you think youre going to make anywhere near them… Can’t find a write up of that jobs manager… But I’d still be willing to bet money that he isnt pulling anywhere near $500k/year However… lets look at cardiology TOP cardiology managers/directors pulling in ~$100,000/yr+(managers), ~$120,000/yr+(directors)… TOP cardiology physicians pulling in ~$350,000/yr+… my point is just because you manage somebody it doesnt mean you make more than them… if you honestly believe different, you are setting yourself up for a wakeup call when you hit the real world. ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2005, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ub-on-collegehumor/2939/24 "2005-10-02T12:27:28Z")
lol @ when i see 85% of these business majors working at the mall. no i will not buy your god damn windshield wipers. ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2005, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ub-on-collegehumor/2939/25 "2005-10-02T12:43:53Z")
> [@Pass McGass](#): > > lol @ when i see 85% of these business majors working at the mall. > > no i will not buy your god damn windshield wipers. :wtf: i used to do that in the galleria, about 6-7 years ago. the people working there were awesome, and we were right in front of victoria’s secret. also for every windshield sold we made $40 on top of minimum wage. Selling two windshields a day was common. For being 18 I didn’t mind making that much money staring at girls all day. im a business major, i go part time and already have what is going to turn out to be a great job. so :gotme: ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2005, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ub-on-collegehumor/2939/26 "2005-10-02T13:03:13Z")
> [@funkylemons](#): > > [http://www.salary.com/careers/layouthtmls/crel\_display\_Cat10\_Ser131\_Par231.html](http://www.salary.com/careers/layouthtmls/crel_display_Cat10_Ser131_Par231.html) > > Top brain surgeons make $500k/year or more… How could you begin to tell yourself that somebody that puts a fraction of the time they spent into their education into yours and you think youre going to make anywhere near them… > > Can’t find a write up of that jobs manager… But I’d still be willing to bet money that he isnt pulling anywhere near $500k/year > > However… lets look at cardiology > > TOP cardiology managers/directors pulling in ~$100,000/yr+(managers), ~$120,000/yr+(directors)… > > TOP cardiology physicians pulling in ~$350,000/yr+… > > my point is just because you manage somebody it doesnt mean you make more than them… if you honestly believe different, you are setting yourself up for a wakeup call when you hit the real world. Of course not, but people that manage hospitals 1) didn’t go to UB 2) make a pretty penny 3) work as many if not more hours than the doctors and 4) have no lives outside of their work. And I’m accepted into UoR’s undergrad in neuroscience, but…wow, it’s a lot to think about. A lot… ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2005, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ub-on-collegehumor/2939/27 "2005-10-02T13:35:56Z")
> [@RedGoober4Life](#): > > Of course not, but people that manage hospitals 1) didn’t go to UB 2) make a pretty penny 3) work as many if not more hours than the doctors and 4) have no lives outside of their work. > > And I’m accepted into UoR’s undergrad in neuroscience, but…wow, it’s a lot to think about. A lot… so what your saying is ub is a bad school and everyone that leaves ub with a degree will make less money? confused. . . . :ham: ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2005, 2:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ub-on-collegehumor/2939/28 "2005-10-02T14:50:50Z")
> [@krazyjon](#): > > so what your saying is ub is a bad school and everyone that leaves ub with a degree will make less money? > > confused. . . . > > :ham: No, I think all schools for “management” are pretty stupid. This includes an MBA, which is a relic of the 90s. And for the record, I really do think UB is a good school. ---
**Author:** ![Nessuno3400](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nessuno3400/32/7228_2.png) [@Nessuno3400](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nessuno3400)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2005, 2:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ub-on-collegehumor/2939/29 "2005-10-02T14:55:21Z")
woah, no need to flip…I said poor as in someone I feel bad for, not as in being without money…and I never said that management necessarily makes more than who they manage ---
**Author:** ![funkylemons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3ec8ea/32.png) [@funkylemons](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/funkylemons)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2005, 3:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ub-on-collegehumor/2939/30 "2005-10-02T15:11:23Z")
why would you feel bad for them? they didnt pick the same exact route of life you did? they chose to retire with $4329463294623948723? thats a bad thing? for the record, I am a business major… but I don’t consider people in other majors idiots… and i REALLY dont think UB’s school of management stupid, or that any other schools of management are stupid for that matter… you cant take just anyone and expect them to be a leader… maybe you dont understand how indepth the field is and the knowledge it actually takes to run a business and manage employees… you (redgoober) are really just saying I am going to school for 4 years to become a babysitter… which isnt really how the job works… you make yourself sound ignorant and not well informed… so step back… maybe do some research, take a few classes… then feel free to comment… edit: Nvm, I see what you think… Management college grads use their degrees to get themselves mc.Ds manager positions? Yes, some management positions are pretty much babysitting to some degree (like Mc D) but those jobs DONT require a degree… Much of high level management is more psychology rather than just babysitting… ---
**Author:** ![Nessuno3400](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nessuno3400/32/7228_2.png) [@Nessuno3400](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nessuno3400)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2005, 3:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ub-on-collegehumor/2939/31 "2005-10-02T15:15:27Z")
ok dude, u need to calm down…what I said wasn’t real serious…no need to twist everything I post and act like I said something that was meant to be super offensive ---
**Author:** ![funkylemons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3ec8ea/32.png) [@funkylemons](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/funkylemons)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2005, 3:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ub-on-collegehumor/2939/32 "2005-10-02T15:16:28Z")
> [@Nessuno3400](#): > > ok dude, u need to calm down…what I said wasn’t real serious…no need to twist everything I post and act like I said something that was meant to be super offensive Then what exactly did you mean? :lol: :roll: ---
**Author:** ![Nessuno3400](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nessuno3400/32/7228_2.png) [@Nessuno3400](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nessuno3400)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2005, 3:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ub-on-collegehumor/2939/33 "2005-10-02T15:21:38Z")
no, you’re right, I _was_ trying to call everyone in every other major than business stupid…and I was trying to say that everyone who is not management is a bum and makes no money… why try to pick an arguement? like I said, I wasn’t being serious…and I don’t see u saying anything about the original post…just drop it…no big deal ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2005, 3:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ub-on-collegehumor/2939/34 "2005-10-02T15:23:41Z")
Well this has most certainly become entertaining. ---
**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ub-on-collegehumor/2939/35 "2005-10-02T15:29:46Z")
> [@funkylemons](#): > > my point is just because you manage somebody it doesnt mean you make more than them… if you honestly believe different, you are setting yourself up for a wakeup call when you hit the real world. werd. A lot of people think that managers will make more than the people they outrank mainly because that’s how it is in retail. Obviously medical and legal positions will be the exact opposite. ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2005, 3:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ub-on-collegehumor/2939/36 "2005-10-02T15:32:37Z")
The world needs \ burger flippers :shrug: I digress, if you can handle working for a fair sized company with a handful of people under you, you deserve the nice pay. However, I do think degrees combinging more, such as finance, with business are a bit more helpful than just business administration. And how can I complain, my dad is a manager and that’s paying my tuition. ---
**Author:** ![Ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/53a042/32.png) [@Ninja](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ninja)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2005, 6:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ub-on-collegehumor/2939/37 "2005-10-02T18:28:39Z")
Hundreds of Thousands of kids take business classes every year… You better have your shit together, or be extremely lucky to come out on top of that cut throat feild… I’m talking 6 figures. 5 figures is mickey mouse bs. Some would say 6 figures is too. So… howabout them cans? ---
**Author:** ![IwannaZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/iwannaz/32/7273_2.png) [@IwannaZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/IwannaZ)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2005, 9:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ub-on-collegehumor/2939/38 "2005-10-02T21:01:00Z")
People think ub is a super shitty school. It isn’t. It is a good school, especially their grad programs. whatever. ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2005, 9:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ub-on-collegehumor/2939/39 "2005-10-02T21:52:28Z")
holy cow i’m totally going soo fast ---
**Author:** ![Diesel](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/diesel/32/7313_2.png) [@Diesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Diesel)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ub-on-collegehumor/2939/40 "2005-10-03T13:38:12Z")
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