# UFC - "kiss me and I'll punch you"

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ufc-kiss-me-and-ill-punch-you/10421
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [April 6, 2006, 7:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ufc-kiss-me-and-ill-punch-you/10421 "2006-04-06T19:40:18Z")
**Posts on this page:** 15
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### Author: ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2006, 7:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ufc-kiss-me-and-ill-punch-you/10421/1 "2006-04-06T19:40:18Z")

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[http://www.youtube.com/w/Never-kiss-the-guy-durning-a-stare-down?v=v-cbSiD66CY&feature=Discussed&page=1&t=t&f=b](http://www.youtube.com/w/Never-kiss-the-guy-durning-a-stare-down?v=v-cbSiD66CY&feature=Discussed&page=1&t=t&f=b)

Don’t go kissing guys in the ring.

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### Author: ![bladez](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bladez/32/7237_2.png) [@bladez](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bladez)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2006, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ufc-kiss-me-and-ill-punch-you/10421/2 "2006-04-06T19:45:17Z")

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hahahha rocked

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2006, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ufc-kiss-me-and-ill-punch-you/10421/3 "2006-04-06T19:45:50Z")

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:lol:

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### Author: ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2006, 7:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ufc-kiss-me-and-ill-punch-you/10421/4 "2006-04-06T19:55:39Z")

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Haha, “I’m not gay, I’m not a homosexual,” haha.

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### Author: ![TgDn32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tgdn32/32/7360_2.png) [@TgDn32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TgDn32)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2006, 8:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ufc-kiss-me-and-ill-punch-you/10421/5 "2006-04-06T20:01:47Z")

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What a pansy, the guy barely hit him and he hit the mat like, well, something that hits the ground hard. UFC fighter my ass.

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### Author: ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2006, 8:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ufc-kiss-me-and-ill-punch-you/10421/6 "2006-04-06T20:02:27Z")

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lol

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### Author: ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2006, 8:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ufc-kiss-me-and-ill-punch-you/10421/7 "2006-04-06T20:09:20Z")

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Sorry…its not UFC. Its actually Pride. Whoopsie

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### Author: ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2006, 8:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ufc-kiss-me-and-ill-punch-you/10421/8 "2006-04-06T20:31:29Z")

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the funniest part is hearing the announcers talk in all japanese, then you hear “homosexual” pop in there.

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### Author: ![SilencingMachine](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silencingmachine/32/7593_2.png) [@SilencingMachine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SilencingMachine)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2006, 6:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ufc-kiss-me-and-ill-punch-you/10421/9 "2006-04-07T06:22:28Z")

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i envision the oriental version of joe rogan saying “right on the button” lol

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### Author: ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2006, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ufc-kiss-me-and-ill-punch-you/10421/10 "2006-04-07T06:45:25Z")

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funny part is he went from looking like this.

hardass:  
 ![http://ubrf.ddetail.com/lafengas/fight.JPG](http://ubrf.ddetail.com/lafengas/fight.JPG)  
to this:  
 ![http://ubrf.ddetail.com/lafengas/fight2.JPG](http://ubrf.ddetail.com/lafengas/fight2.JPG)

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### Author: ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2006, 8:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ufc-kiss-me-and-ill-punch-you/10421/11 "2006-04-07T08:11:45Z")

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lol

“AHHH, ‘Homosexuarall’, Hahaha”

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### Author: ![MPD47](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mpd47/32/7383_2.png) [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2006, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ufc-kiss-me-and-ill-punch-you/10421/12 "2006-04-07T08:55:09Z")

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rofl, he got knocked the fuck out.

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### Author: ![nixad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@nixad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nixad)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2006, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ufc-kiss-me-and-ill-punch-you/10421/13 "2006-04-07T09:36:34Z")

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Wonder if he does that to everyone or just liked that guy :lol:

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### Author: ![Fetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fetter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fetter)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2006, 6:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ufc-kiss-me-and-ill-punch-you/10421/14 "2006-04-08T06:06:15Z")

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I knew UFC was meant for homosexuals…

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### Author: ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2006, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ufc-kiss-me-and-ill-punch-you/10421/15 "2006-04-08T08:52:45Z")

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> [@Fetter](#):
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> I knew UFC was meant for homosexuals…

Guys in tights riding each other is hot. Kinda like that of a hot poker burning through your eyes is hot.
