# Ugh I hate that time....
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687
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**Created:** [March 10, 2009, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687 "2009-03-10T06:41:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2009, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/1 "2009-03-10T06:41:56Z")
of the month…
As many of you know my girl just had my little girl…
For 9 months I was having sex, going balls deep and busting the best feeling in the world not having to worry about that tim eof the month or getting her preggers etc…
Now We fuck, I have to pull out which take away from my orgasm and pisses me off, so I have to be risky and time that shit withing milliseconds and trick my shit into thinking its still in a vag :rofl
so anyways… yesterday shes like i got my period…
let the fun begin again… fuck me :’(
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### Author:  [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2009, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/2 "2009-03-10T06:43:44Z")
Get a vasectomy.
You don’t want more kids anyway
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### Author:  [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2009, 6:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/3 "2009-03-10T06:44:12Z")
just have her go on the pill and use another method like those film things you put up there that make it harder to get pregnant
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### Author:  [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2009, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/4 "2009-03-10T06:46:44Z")
> [@Happy Birthday JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-birthday-jeg/15315/8):
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> just have her go on the pill and use another method like those film things you put up there that make it harder to get pregnant
She was on the pill before I got her preggos. I shoved that shit down her throat every fuckin day…
Shes getting that thing that sits by her ovaries and aborts that shit before it even trys to get out ito the vagina…
I still am not going to trust it…
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oh and comdoms suck, I tried one a few weeks ago… couldent feel shit and I felt like I was humping warm air
i guess ill have to bust in her ass more
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### Author:  [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2009, 6:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/5 "2009-03-10T06:47:54Z")
> [@Poss WTT: Verizon "The V''](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poss-wtt-verizon-the-v/15125/14):
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> She was on the pill before I got her preggos. I shoved that shit down her throat every fuckin day…
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> Shes getting that thing that sits by her ovaries and aborts that shit before it even trys to get out ito the vagina…
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> I still am not going to trust it…
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> oh and comdoms suck, I tried one a few weeks ago… couldent feel shit and I felt like I was humping warm air
> i guess ill have to bust in her ass more
🤣rofl:rofl:rofl
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### Author:  [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2009, 6:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/6 "2009-03-10T06:56:29Z")
Ha I was about to say, bust in her ass more often :lol
ATM???
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### Author:  [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2009, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/7 "2009-03-10T06:59:20Z")
tell her if you have to pull out its going somewhere other than a towel every time.
Practice your money shot abilities
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### Author:  [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2009, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/8 "2009-03-10T07:05:06Z")
> [@Hypothetically Speaking...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/15318/38):
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> tell her if you have to pull out its going somewhere other than a towel every time.
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> Practice your money shot abilities
she has no problem taking it in the mouth/face for me…
its the fact that i loose some of the “greatness” when 5-10 seconds is lost while im wating for her to turn around…
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### Author:  [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2009, 7:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/9 "2009-03-10T07:08:13Z")
She is talking about getting an IUD right?
You can trust them as much as you can trust the pill or any other kind of birth control including condoms.
They all have about a 1 in 100 chance they are going to fail.
I’m on the pill. Go big or go home. No more pull and prey, no more condoms, etc.
It’s the best way to do it. Don’t let her give you some lame excuse about why she doesn’t want to do it that way.
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### Author:  [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2009, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/10 "2009-03-10T07:11:04Z")
> [@Someone plz beat levels 19 and 22 and post a screen shot](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/someone-plz-beat-levels-19-and-22-and-post-a-screen-shot/15262/20):
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> She is talking about getting an IUD right?
> You can trust them as much as you can trust the pill or any other kind of birth control including condoms.
> They all have about a 1 in 100 chance they are going to fail.
> I’m on the pill. Go big or go home. No more pull and prey, no more condoms, etc.
> It’s the best way to do it. Don’t let her give you some lame excuse about why she doesn’t want to do it that way.
but what about pill + something else. Wouldn’t that lessen chances even more?
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### Author:  [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2009, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/11 "2009-03-10T07:14:05Z")
Then it’s just a 2 in 200 chance. Same odds really. She could always get the IUD without hormones, and then take the pill also. That way she’s not OD’ing on hormones, and you have something physically in there, and also the hormonal aspect of the pill guarding against pregnancy.
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### Author:  [@big\_red](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/big_red)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2009, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/12 "2009-03-10T07:14:36Z")
Piihb
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### Author:  [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2009, 7:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/13 "2009-03-10T07:23:29Z")
> [@Someone plz beat levels 19 and 22 and post a screen shot](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/someone-plz-beat-levels-19-and-22-and-post-a-screen-shot/15262/20):
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> They all have about a 1 in 100 chance they are going to fail.
So 1 in every 100 times you get laid you get a baby. No thanks.
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### Author:  [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2009, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/14 "2009-03-10T07:27:50Z")
:lol
That’s not what that means.
Every time there is a 1 in 100 chance.
It depends on you as a person, on how good you are at taking them on time, etc…
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### Author:  [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2009, 7:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/15 "2009-03-10T07:30:39Z")
No, that’s exactly what it means. For every 100 times you get laid, the odds are that 1 of those times the BC/condom/whatever will fail.
No thanks.
BC + condom = 2x better odds. Yeah I know, boo hoo, but I dont have any illegitimate children = win.
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### Author:  [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2009, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/16 "2009-03-10T07:31:32Z")
I’ve heard if your johnson is longer your have more of a chance of getting her pregnant
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### Author:  [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2009, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/17 "2009-03-10T07:33:16Z")
A small dick can have an equal or higher sperm count than a bigger one.
That all depends on how much Mountain Dew the guy had to drink.
Jesse, THAT is why you have no children. Keep up the good work.
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### Author:  [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2009, 7:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/18 "2009-03-10T07:34:02Z")
Mountain Dew saves the day AGAIN.
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### Author:  [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2009, 7:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/19 "2009-03-10T07:34:31Z")
my gf told me it’s because if it’s longer when you bust it’s closer to where your swimmers getin to where they need to go, haha
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### Author:  [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)
#### Post date: [March 10, 2009, 7:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/20 "2009-03-10T07:37:47Z")
> [@Sufire Build Started........](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sufire-build-started/15316/12):
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> my gf told me it’s because if it’s longer when you bust it’s closer to where your swimmers getin to where they need to go, haha
Passed the cervix is only half the battle…
Those little fucks gotta get to the phelopean tubes
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