# Ugh I hate that time....

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**Created:** [March 10, 2009, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687 "2009-03-10T06:41:56Z")\
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**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2009, 7:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/21 "2009-03-10T07:40:00Z")

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> [@Damn Thieves...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/damn-thieves/15325/10):
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> phelopean tubes

:rofl

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2009, 7:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/22 "2009-03-10T07:40:38Z")

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And once they do that, they have to fight their way into the egg, etc.

The pill is good. Take it on the regular. Don’t have sex for 7 days if you forget to take it. All will be fine.

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**Author:** ![MX-5](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mx-5/32/6336_2.png) [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2009, 7:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/23 "2009-03-10T07:42:54Z")

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> [@WTB: who the hell knows](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-who-the-hell-knows/15242/57):
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> And once they do that, they have to fight their way into the egg, etc.
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> The pill is good. Take it on the regular. Don’t have sex for 7 days if you forget to take it. All will be fine.

I’ve also heard doubling the dose the day after you forget works, yet again as per her telling me

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2009, 7:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/24 "2009-03-10T07:44:17Z")

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If you forget, yes you have to double up the next day. But you still should not have sex for about a week while you wait for it all to balance out again.

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**Author:** ![MX-5](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mx-5/32/6336_2.png) [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2009, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/25 "2009-03-10T07:45:44Z")

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good to know, thanks

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2009, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/26 "2009-03-10T07:48:02Z")

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Back to the OP though, make her take Seasonale or something. One period every three months. Gives you a bit of a break at least.

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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2009, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/27 "2009-03-10T07:52:51Z")

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I dunno I got fucked with the pill, like I said i shoved that shit down her throat… but she was sick at the time so maybe whatever medicine she took at the time counter acted it…

Either way the IUD or whatever the fuck it is is supposed to be more effective than the pill in terms of dossage, and hows its always there… theres never a variance in how/when your getting the meds.

I like pulling out at time, sometimes seeing your little fuckers sprayed all over her ass/back or face is more satisfying then watching it drip out when you pull out

the trick to a good creampie is just letting the tip barley in

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**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2009, 7:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/28 "2009-03-10T07:54:57Z")

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way tmi in this thread.

^ ROFL at that last post, jesus.

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2009, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/29 "2009-03-10T07:56:27Z")

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Antibiotics can interfere with the pill, if she was sick and threw up and hadn’t digested the whole thing that would be a problem, etc…

The IUD is good, but I have heard it can be very painful. And it still doesn’t help you with the less frequent “that time of the month” scenario. It is no more effective however. When the pill is taken properly it is actually one of the most effective forms of birth control.

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**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2009, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/30 "2009-03-10T07:56:56Z")

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> [@WTF: maybe it'll be on the news](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-maybe-itll-be-on-the-news/15232/33):
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> Mountain Dew saves the day AGAIN.

i know a guy who actually tried mtn dew and it didnt work, he now has a kid:lol

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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2009, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/31 "2009-03-10T07:57:02Z")

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> [@Hypothetically Speaking...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/15318/49):
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> way tmi in this thread.
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> ^ ROFL at that last post, jesus.

creampie is srs bzns

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2009, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/32 "2009-03-10T07:57:58Z")

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> [@GATVILLE"](#):
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> i know a guy who actually tried mtn dew and it didnt work, he now has a kid:lol

Oh what a fucking moron. He deserves that child.

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**Author:** ![MX-5](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mx-5/32/6336_2.png) [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2009, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/33 "2009-03-10T07:58:20Z")

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fail

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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2009, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/34 "2009-03-10T07:58:42Z")

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> [@Sufire Build Started........](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sufire-build-started/15316/15):
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> Oh what a fucking moron. He deserves that child.

Hey wtf, I dont deserve my child…

but I love her… shes so cute

makes me want another one… :lol… not really

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**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2009, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/35 "2009-03-10T08:04:43Z")

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> [@Sufire Build Started........](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sufire-build-started/15316/15):
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> Oh what a fucking moron. He deserves that child.

haha hes one crazy mofo, i wasnt suprised when i heard it:lol

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2009, 8:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/36 "2009-03-10T08:09:24Z")

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> [@Who thinks we'll lose power today in WNY?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-thinks-well-lose-power-today-in-wny/15320/27):
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> Hey wtf, I dont deserve my child…
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> but I love her… shes so cute
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> makes me want another one… :lol… not really

You have a point. He probably does NOT deserve her because he is so retarded. But it serves him right that he has one now.

And I’m glad even though she was unwanted you love yours. :rofl

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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2009, 8:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/37 "2009-03-10T08:31:05Z")

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Just do what I do Kill them after and dump the body behind…

oh you thought i was going to tell you where i dump the bodies

Fuck you Sargeant Matthers. You’ll never catch me

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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2009, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/38 "2009-03-10T08:35:37Z")

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> [@GATVILLE"](#):
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> i know a guy who actually tried mtn dew and it didnt work, he now has a kid:lol

Correction I **_HAD_** a kid **_:shifty_**

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2009, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/39 "2009-03-10T11:14:20Z")

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1. Condoms suck
2. The pill does NOT always work. Ask me how I know.
3. I have not gotten laid in a while
4. I am going to jerk off, brb

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**Author:** ![Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hang_your_cross/32/6381_2.png) [@Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hang_Your_Cross)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2009, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-i-hate-that-time/242687/40 "2009-03-10T13:18:26Z")

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my gf was on the shot for like 7 years…no kid, thankfully. now she is off and we use condoms…i hate those things, but i rather not take a chance and having a kid…

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