# Ugh...soo horny

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-soo-horny/34475>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 27, 2007, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-soo-horny/34475 "2007-08-27T13:43:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-soo-horny/34475/1 "2007-08-27T13:43:40Z")

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Ok i’m bored at work and I can see the panties on the secretary from my office. I think I might have just drooled on the keyboard.

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-soo-horny/34475/2 "2007-08-27T13:44:32Z")

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take her to the janitor’s closet!!

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 1:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-soo-horny/34475/3 "2007-08-27T13:45:48Z")

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I’m bored at work too so grab your camera phone and snap a picture. :lol:

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 1:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-soo-horny/34475/4 "2007-08-27T13:47:38Z")

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bend down to tie the shoe

ohhhh, whats that a text message?

flip open phone, snap pic while pretending to read text message

finsh tying shoe

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**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-soo-horny/34475/5 "2007-08-27T13:50:17Z")

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hahahah what one?! can i stop over? forget schoool

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-soo-horny/34475/6 "2007-08-27T13:50:20Z")

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ok guys, sorry to say. i don’t even have a secretary.

massive parody thread failure.

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2007, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-soo-horny/34475/7 "2007-08-27T13:50:47Z")

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[quote=“FuzzyFish,post:8,topic:34456"”]

The solution couldn’t be any more obvious. You need to bang your bosses wife.

[/quote]

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