# Ugh the stomach flu SUCKS!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 23, 2009, 11:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-the-stomach-flu-sucks/249316 "2009-12-23T23:40:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-the-stomach-flu-sucks/249316/1 "2009-12-23T23:40:17Z")
It’s 2:39 AM, I can’t sleep, I’m sick to my stomach, my head is KILLING me and my back aches all over… I fucking hate the flu, and even more than that… I hate being sick to my stomach. Since I can’t sleep… SOMEONE come in and chit chat… I’m bored. ---
**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-the-stomach-flu-sucks/249316/2 "2009-12-23T23:42:45Z")
Binge and purge, wtg! ---
**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-the-stomach-flu-sucks/249316/3 "2009-12-23T23:43:41Z")
> [@FS: Civic EK Hatch (56k: get DSL you cheap bastards)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-civic-ek-hatch-56k-get-dsl-you-cheap-bastards/27642/26): > > Binge and purge, wtg! Slit and Cut… I’ll even send you the razor blades and blood thinner. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-the-stomach-flu-sucks/249316/4 "2009-12-23T23:46:16Z")
> [@Rare NYSPEED cars, for real.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rare-nyspeed-cars-for-real/27584/91): > > Slit and Cut… I’ll even send you the razor blades and blood thinner. 🙂 Okay. =) ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-the-stomach-flu-sucks/249316/5 "2009-12-23T23:47:04Z")
i just pooped 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-the-stomach-flu-sucks/249316/6 "2009-12-23T23:48:18Z")
![http://www.monkeylounge.us/puke.jpg](http://www.monkeylounge.us/puke.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-the-stomach-flu-sucks/249316/7 "2009-12-23T23:51:33Z")
thank u chris. just what i wanted to see after eating ---
**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-the-stomach-flu-sucks/249316/8 "2009-12-23T23:52:01Z")
> [@PaintBall Tournament - April 29](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/paintball-tournament-april-29/27106/21): > > i just pooped 🙂 > [@Its about time! \*\*pix inside\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-about-time-pix-inside/25257/51): > LMAO You guys are special. 🙂 I’ve seen MUCH grosser shit than that though, you’re gonna have to try harder. lol ---
**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-the-stomach-flu-sucks/249316/9 "2009-12-23T23:58:20Z")
> [@Its about time! \*\*pix inside\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-about-time-pix-inside/25257/51): > Mustve came across the thread of effinggreats knee knockers… I puked too. ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 12:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-the-stomach-flu-sucks/249316/10 "2009-12-24T00:01:39Z")
> [@Cliff"](#): > > Mustve came across the thread of effinggreats knee knockers… I puked too. :rofl ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 12:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-the-stomach-flu-sucks/249316/11 "2009-12-24T00:02:40Z")
Time to ban the new girl. ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 5:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-the-stomach-flu-sucks/249316/12 "2009-12-24T05:59:44Z")
i had a stomach flu once before, last year. first time in my life. gawd that sucked so much. i feel your pain! ---
**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-the-stomach-flu-sucks/249316/13 "2009-12-24T06:43:25Z")
> [@JClark"](#): > > Time to ban the new girl. That’s right cool kid. Hop on the band wagon of late night guys who don’t like me. LMAO Watch me care too. _rolls eyes_ ---
**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-the-stomach-flu-sucks/249316/14 "2009-12-24T06:45:00Z")
> [@NYSpeed Track Day #1 - Friday June 15th, 2007](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-track-day-1-friday-june-15th-2007/26320/176): > > i had a stomach flu once before, last year. first time in my life. gawd that sucked so much. i feel your pain! This fucking sucks. I don’t really know WHAT I have, but I welcome death at this point. Hot flashes, cold chills, dizzy spells when I stand up, pressure in my head/face/sinuses, stuffy nose, I feel like I’m gonna throw up but I can’t… basically, I have whatever it was the Scott and his daughter’s had just times a fucking million cuz I’ve been running my ass ragged trying to make Christmas PERFECT.:banghead ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-the-stomach-flu-sucks/249316/15 "2009-12-24T07:31:47Z")
i had a stomach thing a few years back. went something like this… the ex gf had it, i stayed home to take care of her. then i got it. went to work, ate a lot of food because that what i do, felt funny so i went home. puked up a lot of beef, carrots and potatos, then turned around and shit my brains out. this went on for about 10 hours and i lost about 10 lbs of fluids. i was so flat and felt/looked like hell!!! it was right b4 x-mass because i remember going back to work and going to the x-mass party and not eating anything. ---
**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-the-stomach-flu-sucks/249316/16 "2009-12-24T07:53:14Z")
> [@FS: 16" Slicks](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-16-slicks/27635/5): > > i had a stomach thing a few years back. went something like this… > > the ex gf had it, i stayed home to take care of her. then i got it. went to work, ate a lot of food because that what i do, felt funny so i went home. puked up a lot of beef, carrots and potatos, then turned around and shit my brains out. this went on for about 10 hours and i lost about 10 lbs of fluids. i was so flat and felt/looked like hell!!! it was right b4 x-mass because i remember going back to work and going to the x-mass party and not eating anything. Well, it went something like this for my house… Scott’s daughter Trinity stayed home from school cuz she wasn’t feeling well, she threw up a couple of times, then was better for a few days and started doing it again, except she threw up AT school. She came home, we took care of her. A day or two later, I make him something quick to eat before work, he goes to work and seems perfectly healthy. I get a text an hour later telling me he just threw up, but it staying at work. Another hour later, I get a text saying he threw up 3 more times and will be home in 20 minutes. I go home from shopping a few hours later, take care of him and against my better judgement, sleep in the same bed with him. Then the night before last, his youngest daughter yack’s all over my couch and continue’s to throw up randomly until about 3am. I went to bed early that night cuz I was feeling icky… NOW, I’m getting the full on, whatever the hell it is they had and I hate my life. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-the-stomach-flu-sucks/249316/17 "2009-12-24T08:27:06Z")
Why??? Why is it that ONLY when I’m sick people wanna fuck with me in real life… my landlord just showed up and feels the need to bitch at me about randomly frivelous garbage. I’m standing on the backporch in jeans and three shirts, holding my stomach and trying not to vomit on him… I HAD to of been turning colors standing there. I shoulda thrown up on him… but then he would have had something else to bitch about.