# UGH, why didnt i think of this **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 11, 2009, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-why-didnt-i-think-of-this/64284 "2009-03-11T07:53:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-why-didnt-i-think-of-this/64284/21 "2009-03-11T09:36:24Z")
they should sell these with wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-why-didnt-i-think-of-this/64284/22 "2009-03-11T09:42:31Z")
I’ve never seen anyone shove their head under the faucet while brushing their teeth. Interesting technique. ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 9:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-why-didnt-i-think-of-this/64284/23 "2009-03-11T09:45:12Z")
cup hand technique? i just get my toothbrush so saturated with water several times and use that to rinse ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 9:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-why-didnt-i-think-of-this/64284/24 "2009-03-11T09:46:07Z")
do you guys really not have a cup in your bathroom? ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 9:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-why-didnt-i-think-of-this/64284/25 "2009-03-11T09:48:04Z")
Nope. Brush, spit, ???, profit. ---
**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 9:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-why-didnt-i-think-of-this/64284/26 "2009-03-11T09:48:23Z")
Make it more phallic, and I’m in. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-why-didnt-i-think-of-this/64284/27 "2009-03-11T09:49:20Z")
If I had a nickel for every time you said that… ---
**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-why-didnt-i-think-of-this/64284/28 "2009-03-11T10:17:11Z")
> [@pirite](#): > > ya something like, “Tired of wasting paper cups every morning and night when you brush your teeth? Not any more!” > we should get the sham wow guy to do it. I was thinking exactly that when I read this, and I laughed. “The Fountainbrush, a $19.99 value, yours for only $9.99 plus shipping and handling. But wait! There’s more! With your purchase of the Fountainbrush, you’ll receive our free gift, the Pastemaster! Tired of making a mess when squeezing the toothpaste tube? No more! This patented NASA technology will ensure the perfect squeeze every time! Order in the next 5 minutes, and we’ll double your order! That’s right, you’ll get 2 Fountainbrushes, AND your free gifts, 2 Pastemasters, all for just $9.99! Call now!” :picard: ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-why-didnt-i-think-of-this/64284/29 "2009-03-11T10:21:00Z")
ORDER NOW AND GET A FREE CUP!!! ---
**Author:** ![pirite](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pirite/32/5308_2.png) [@pirite](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pirite)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-why-didnt-i-think-of-this/64284/30 "2009-03-11T10:21:01Z")
> [@Moruitelda](#): > > I was thinking exactly that when I read this, and I laughed. > > “The Fountainbrush, a $19.99 value, yours for only $9.99 plus shipping and handling. But wait! There’s more! With your purchase of the Fountainbrush, you’ll receive our free gift, the Pastemaster! Tired of making a mess when squeezing the toothpaste tube? No more! This patented NASA technology will ensure the perfect squeeze every time! Order in the next 5 minutes, and we’ll double your order! That’s right, you’ll get 2 Fountainbrushes, AND your free gifts, 2 Pastemasters, all for just $9.99! Call now!” > > :picard: with his wannabe brittany spears mic and everything. good call with the NASA reference :lol: :picard::picard: ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-why-didnt-i-think-of-this/64284/31 "2009-03-11T10:44:06Z")
> [@Blue Eyed Devil](#): > > It is all in the marketing not the fact that you can use a cup. This thing will sell millions if marketed properly. +1 > [@Joe](#): > > do you guys really not have a cup in your bathroom? I hope it’s a stack if disposable cups, otherwise you should read up about how much bacteria collects on a cup kept in the bathroom. ---
**Author:** ![pirite](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pirite/32/5308_2.png) [@pirite](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pirite)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-why-didnt-i-think-of-this/64284/32 "2009-03-11T10:46:58Z")
super shitty photoshop: ![http://nyspeed.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=8652&stc=1&d=1236793553](http://nyspeed.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=8652&stc=1&d=1236793553) ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-why-didnt-i-think-of-this/64284/33 "2009-03-11T10:49:46Z")
sooo about that deer ---
**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-why-didnt-i-think-of-this/64284/34 "2009-03-11T11:19:46Z")
> [@pirite](#): > > super shitty photoshop: you ain’t lyin’ ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 11:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-why-didnt-i-think-of-this/64284/35 "2009-03-11T11:22:57Z")
You didn’t think of this because… You spend your time turboing tiburons and other highly profitable and intelligent projects :tup: ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-why-didnt-i-think-of-this/64284/36 "2009-03-11T11:28:26Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > do you guys really not have a cup in your bathroom? nope, and ironically i also don’t have a vagina… wait, that was obvious. :walter: ---
**Author:** ![forthekicks385](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/forthekicks385/32/7484_2.png) [@forthekicks385](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/forthekicks385)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2009, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-why-didnt-i-think-of-this/64284/37 "2009-03-11T11:39:54Z")
> [@pirite](#): > > super shitty photoshop: :fail: [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-why-didnt-i-think-of-this/64284.md?page=1)