# Uh oh. I farted. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 26, 2008, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-i-farted/55529 "2008-09-26T07:57:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-i-farted/55529/1 "2008-09-26T07:57:37Z")
Its just me in the office today. Im farting a lot from drinking last night since no one is here other than in front. I think I might have shit my pants but I am afraid to move. It smells like poop. Do I clean up in the bathroom or duck out and change pants? ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 7:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-i-farted/55529/2 "2008-09-26T07:59:40Z")
an account has definitely been hacked… ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-i-farted/55529/3 "2008-09-26T08:00:50Z")
this is why we need to have karma. ---
**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 8:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-i-farted/55529/4 "2008-09-26T08:03:39Z")
lol inon1 ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 8:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-i-farted/55529/5 "2008-09-26T08:03:51Z")
i have beer farts today but im letting them out…im the only guy and there is 65ish old chicks here ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-i-farted/55529/6 "2008-09-26T08:04:34Z")
> [@justa4door](#): > > i have beer farts today but im letting them out…im the only guy and there is 65ish old chicks here i had that same logic and pushed a bit too hard on this one. ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-i-farted/55529/7 "2008-09-26T08:06:42Z")
Interesting week you’re having… ---
**Author:** ![SOLITUDE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@SOLITUDE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SOLITUDE)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 8:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-i-farted/55529/8 "2008-09-26T08:09:28Z")
go dunk ur self…problem solved 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 8:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-i-farted/55529/9 "2008-09-26T08:09:58Z")
jesus u are starting to get like just karter with all the fucking retarded and pointless posts. ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 8:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-i-farted/55529/10 "2008-09-26T08:11:56Z")
> [@BuickGN](#): > > jesus u are starting to get like just karter with all the fucking retarded and pointless posts. me or box ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-i-farted/55529/11 "2008-09-26T08:23:19Z")
> [@BuickGN](#): > > jesus u are starting to get like just karter with all the fucking retarded and pointless posts. quiet you. go play with your mac. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-i-farted/55529/12 "2008-09-26T08:25:12Z")
Boxxa lol ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-i-farted/55529/13 "2008-09-26T08:52:16Z")
so i need to stay away from the HOT foods for a while…i just fucked up the shitter ---
**Author:** ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-i-farted/55529/14 "2008-09-26T09:20:52Z")
isnt this the same guy that posted about not wiping? lol and the [match.com](http://match.com) and the aids story? i love all his threads, more entertaining than most. ---
**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-i-farted/55529/15 "2008-09-26T09:25:10Z")
i think someone has Janny the attention whore syndrome ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 9:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-i-farted/55529/16 "2008-09-26T09:28:07Z")
and people call me a post whore ---
**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-i-farted/55529/17 "2008-09-26T09:42:19Z")
its the aids kicking in ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-i-farted/55529/18 "2008-09-26T09:43:20Z")
first step of aids, uncontrollable gas ---
**Author:** ![jt76](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jt76/32/5100_2.png) [@jt76](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jt76)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-i-farted/55529/19 "2008-09-26T09:47:41Z")
> [@tpgsr](#): > > this is why we need to have karma. Yes, but we can’t have nice things. ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2008, 9:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-i-farted/55529/20 "2008-09-26T09:55:51Z")
I want tags back… this is asking for some awesome tags Tag: Magic Johnson, Blacks I could totally be racist anon! [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-i-farted/55529.md?page=2)