# Uh oh! Somebody did a burn out at the tolls!!! v.87foxgt?!?!!? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 17, 2006, 2:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-somebody-did-a-burn-out-at-the-tolls-v-87foxgt/13432 "2006-06-17T02:06:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![87FOXGT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ecd19e/32.png) [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2006, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-somebody-did-a-burn-out-at-the-tolls-v-87foxgt/13432/21 "2006-06-17T09:02:27Z")
> [@beckington](#): > > I can’t go into much detail, cause this story is so rediculous, but here it goes. > > Today at about 4:30pm, I was working at the Depew toll booths. > > In the distance I see a white cobra vert…touched by the hand of god, and driven by the sexiest man alive. > > Obviously, it was Mike. (87foxgt for all you noobs) > > So he gives me the 15 cents he owes the state, for allowing him to use their highway, and of course, I give it right back. :naughty: > > So we shoot the shit for a minute, and traffic is getting sort of backed up. > > Oh well, fuck it. > > So as he is pulling away, the lethal growl of the motor causes me to yell out the toll booth at him “GET’R SIDEWAYS!!!111” > > now, mike either being the standup guy he is, or he just didn’t hear me, didn’t really get on it, while leaving my lane. Maybe a quick jab at the pedal, but nothing much. > > well the lady behind him, didn’t even look at me, but had this pissed off look on her face. > > fast forward 5 hours. yes. 5 hours. > > and because its such a small plaza, there is no supervisor…just 4 collectors. > > i am talking to joe, and the phone rings. joe picks it up. i didn’t really pay attention. > > after concluding the conversation, he hangs the telly up. > > and says these exact words: > > “it was an old lady, and she said she just went through the toll booths, and a young girl with short, dark hair, and wearing dark glasses, just egg’ed a white camaro to “burn rubber” and “street race” as he left the toll booths.” > > after thinking for a second, and not believing him… i asked… > > “well what did you say?” i asked > > “well she wanted to talk to a supervisor, so i just pretended to be the supervisor”. :lol: > > i was laughing. for a few reasons… > > 1.) It wasn’t “just”…it was 5 hours ago. > 2.) I may look/act like it, but I am not a girl…she must not have seen my penor. > 3.) It was a mustang…mikes not “dude bro” enough to drive a maro. > 4.) No such phrases were shouted. > 5.) He didn’t get over 20 mph. > > Well then the best part. SHE CALLED THE POLICE. > > Yes, a trooper showed up and asked Joe what happened. Joe told him to talk to me. > > Aparently, she told the trooper it “just” happened, and he left smoke everywhere. > > I told the trooper what really happened, and how it was 5 hours ago, she thought i was a girl, and that the car was a camaro. I also said, the “smoke” was probably just from his exhaust, and that his car is loud…he wasn’t racing… and added in “mike’s an iraqi freedom veteran, hes better than that” :mamoru: > > the trooper was astonished that someone would call the police up, for someone hastily leaving the toll booths 5 hours ago. 🤣 > > It gets better. > > the trooper leaves. at around 11, the old hag fucking shows up to the tolls! > > needless to say, i hid in the back…and Joe once again, put on his supervisor costume and told her… > > “i am not responsible for the driver of the car, but i will make sure the collector is counseled” > > she responded with “it sickens me…” > > “what does?” joe asks… > > “the wrecklessness, and speed he demonstrated”. > > 🤣 fucking :lol: > > ELL OH ELL. > > **Cliffs: The cops respond to a complaint about 87Foxgt hastily leaving the tolls in a cloud of smoke, street racing himself, in his camaro, after being told to do so by a transvestite, 5 hours earlier.** Motherfucking L O L Wow. That is just unreal. OK. So yeah I remember pulling up to your toll. I remember seeing your face light up in joy and your weiner puff up with excitement when I made the big decision of coming through your lane. You knew that your life would never be the same. 🙂 Anyways, I still cant beleive what I just read. I mean really, youve got to be fucking kidding me. I laughed my balls off at first, but now the more I think of it the more I realize how :bloated: this lady is. But you’re right, after I heard you say that, I said eh I will give it just enough to take off quick and let you hear a bit of the Borlas talking. 😃 Besides, the road coming out of your toll was shitty. And the last thing I needed was to wheel hop and blow my halfshaft trying to look cool leaving your toll. :lol: I definately didn’t even spin the tires. Just got into it enough for the KB to make a bit of noise and for it to sound mean taking off and get up to speed. I guess that was enough to set this lady off for some reason. :bloated: But honestly. It brings me joy and happiness to know that this lady went through so much trouble for nothing. All because I’m sure I fit some fucked up stereotype she had in her head, so she felt it was her duty to do something to correct the horrible wrong she had seen that day. :lol: People like her make owning a car like mine both very frustrating and very fun sometimes. Frustrating because, well, yeah. Read the post again. But its also fun to know I can piss off someone so bad who is so ignorant. :tup: to me But you know this isnt the first time something like this has happened. Jeeves its funny what you just mentioned about the guy yelling at you, the same thing has happened to me on more then one occasion. I guess our cars look fast, they sure sound fast, so OMG OMG they MUST be going FAST. I ran into the same exact situation a while back. I am driving down a side street which leads to Broadway. I take a right turn onto Broadway by a 30 mph zone. I take off in first semi quick. Just enough to scoot me up to almost 30 in first, then I put it in neutral and granny shift into second after a few seconds. I would estimate I am doing about 25 mph at this point. Some HERO decides that because my car SOUNDS like its speeding, and it LOOKS like its going fast, that I am speeding. He runs out and yells SLOW DOWN ASSHOLE. For a split second I was just shocked. I look down at the speedo. Yep 25. I was tempted to tell him to go FUCK himself, but I just shook my head and kept driving. Ive been in a few situations like that now. Where people automatically assume I am going fast just because they hear my blower and exhaust when I come down the road. Sweet. I guess it just comes with the territory. :gotme: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2006, 9:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-somebody-did-a-burn-out-at-the-tolls-v-87foxgt/13432/22 "2006-06-17T09:30:24Z")
> [@87FOXGT](#): > > I guess our cars look fast, they sure sound fast, so OMG OMG they MUST be going FAST. Driving a honda hatchback FTW. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2006, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-somebody-did-a-burn-out-at-the-tolls-v-87foxgt/13432/23 "2006-06-17T10:42:47Z")
i hope she careened into a bridge abutment promptly after. ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2006, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-somebody-did-a-burn-out-at-the-tolls-v-87foxgt/13432/24 "2006-06-17T10:47:23Z")
> [@87FOXGT](#): > > I remember seeing your face light up in joy and your weiner puff up with excitement LOLLLLLLLLLLL ---
**Author:** ![98SS10](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98ss10/32/7288_2.png) [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2006, 3:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-somebody-did-a-burn-out-at-the-tolls-v-87foxgt/13432/25 "2006-06-17T15:20:35Z")
You son of a bitches and yer fast racing cars need to be stopped. I also am a concerned citizen, mike obviouisly showed no concern for public safety. I hope he is stopped before someone gets hurt. shame on you. ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2006, 6:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-somebody-did-a-burn-out-at-the-tolls-v-87foxgt/13432/26 "2006-06-17T18:23:45Z")
It blows my mind that she went through so much trouble. What an uber bitch. ---
**Author:** ![87FOXGT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ecd19e/32.png) [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2006, 6:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-somebody-did-a-burn-out-at-the-tolls-v-87foxgt/13432/27 "2006-06-17T18:27:03Z")
> [@98SS10](#): > > You son of a bitches and yer fast racing cars need to be stopped. I also am a concerned citizen, mike obviouisly showed no concern for public safety. I hope he is stopped before someone gets hurt. shame on you. :hay: stuff it in yer ass buddy! :hay: youre the one that leaves white smoke everywhere! :hay: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jeller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bc8723/32.png) [@Jeller](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeller)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2006, 9:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-somebody-did-a-burn-out-at-the-tolls-v-87foxgt/13432/28 "2006-06-17T21:56:00Z")
> [@catalyst](#): > > Why can’t people like her just die? x1,000,000 ^ ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2006, 10:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-somebody-did-a-burn-out-at-the-tolls-v-87foxgt/13432/29 "2006-06-17T22:13:02Z")
> [@87FOXGT](#): > > :hay: stuff it in yer ass buddy! :hay: youre the one that leaves white smoke everywhere! :hay: 😃 Thats just blown headgasket…oooooooo SNAP! :kisses: ---
**Author:** ![Firehawk853](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/firehawk853/32/7607_2.png) [@Firehawk853](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Firehawk853)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2006, 11:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-somebody-did-a-burn-out-at-the-tolls-v-87foxgt/13432/30 "2006-06-17T23:23:39Z")
:lol: Good story! I also agree that people like that should die. I had that happen to me in the Mighty lot not too long ago. cop pulls up. Asks who belongs to the blue pontiac. Says i was “racing” down sheridan. I said i wasn’t, I really wasn’t. I had come directly from Ted’s right down the street, and i was by myself. But somebody called the cops, and called in my plate. uberghey. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2006, 11:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-somebody-did-a-burn-out-at-the-tolls-v-87foxgt/13432/31 "2006-06-17T23:26:13Z")
Chuckalus, I remember that. :lol: It was a white shirt too! Musta been pretty boring for him, just sitting in the office all day. ---
**Author:** ![ugo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ugo/32/7430_2.png) [@ugo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ugo)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2006, 6:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-somebody-did-a-burn-out-at-the-tolls-v-87foxgt/13432/32 "2006-06-18T06:47:58Z")
> [@beckington](#): > > Driving a honda hatchback FTW. > > 😃 I’m not sure I want to run you, Beck. If you get in shit while sitting in a toll box, what’s gonna happen when you’re trying to catch me @ 175MPH?:poke: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2006, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-somebody-did-a-burn-out-at-the-tolls-v-87foxgt/13432/33 "2006-06-18T10:10:10Z")
> [@ugososlow](#): > > I’m not sure I want to run you, Beck. If you get in shit while sitting in a toll box, what’s gonna happen when you’re trying to catch me @ 175MPH?:poke: I’m going to be catching up to you? :bloated: Go to taffy’s tonight. ---
**Author:** ![ugo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ugo/32/7430_2.png) [@ugo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ugo)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2006, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-somebody-did-a-burn-out-at-the-tolls-v-87foxgt/13432/34 "2006-06-18T11:03:19Z")
> [@beckington](#): > > I’m going to be catching up to you? :bloated: > > Go to taffy’s tonight. Work night for me. U get yer new tires on yet? ---
**Author:** ![JustinH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JustinH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JustinH)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2006, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-somebody-did-a-burn-out-at-the-tolls-v-87foxgt/13432/35 "2006-06-18T11:35:00Z")
funny shit, that is all… ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2006, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-somebody-did-a-burn-out-at-the-tolls-v-87foxgt/13432/36 "2006-06-18T12:13:36Z")
LMFAO. haaahahah she thaught you were a girl hehe :hay:. ---
**Author:** ![STEALTTH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stealtth/32/7582_2.png) [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2006, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-somebody-did-a-burn-out-at-the-tolls-v-87foxgt/13432/37 "2006-06-18T12:56:39Z")
I hate people who can’t tell what WOT is. That story was funny…but now i’m mad :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2006, 7:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-somebody-did-a-burn-out-at-the-tolls-v-87foxgt/13432/38 "2006-06-18T19:14:17Z")
> [@87FOXGT](#): > > I guess our cars look fast, they sure sound fast, so OMG OMG they MUST be going FAST. :word: I get shit like that all the time. “Move it buddy!” “Use the pedal on the right asshole!” “Step on it Grandpa!” All the while I’m WOT through second in a school zone. :gotme: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2006, 7:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-somebody-did-a-burn-out-at-the-tolls-v-87foxgt/13432/39 "2006-06-18T19:27:09Z")
Whats funny is having a old persons car, and going WOT in when school lets out and everoyne stares…Downshifting automatics…FTW…hahah ---
**Author:** ![98SS10](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98ss10/32/7288_2.png) [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2006, 7:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-somebody-did-a-burn-out-at-the-tolls-v-87foxgt/13432/40 "2006-06-18T19:53:47Z")
> [@87FOXGT](#): > > :hay: stuff it in yer ass buddy! :hay: youre the one that leaves white smoke everywhere! :hay: 😃 Lollercoaster. not for much longer ubersneaky parts overnighted from Japan! Side note, I saw the White cobra on Broadway sunday afternoon **speeding** past the cemetary on broadway round 3:30! I more dispiccable site i have never seen, racing all over the road taking up two lanes with 6 people hanging out the top yelling and throwing beer cans and holloring at children on the sidewalks!! Also made note of 2 large inflatable dolls hanging out the trunk!! I called the authorities right away. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-somebody-did-a-burn-out-at-the-tolls-v-87foxgt/13432.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/uh-oh-somebody-did-a-burn-out-at-the-tolls-v-87foxgt/13432.md?page=3)