# UM.... holy awesome. zombies. is this legit? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 18, 2005, 9:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/um-holy-awesome-zombies-is-this-legit/4732 "2005-11-18T09:39:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2005, 9:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/um-holy-awesome-zombies-is-this-legit/4732/1 "2005-11-18T09:39:15Z")
[http://65.127.124.62/south\_asia/4483241.stm.htm](http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm) > There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia. > The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days. > > After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.” > > Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry. > > General Ary Serey had this to say, “We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all.” > > US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment. > > A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia. ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2005, 9:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/um-holy-awesome-zombies-is-this-legit/4732/2 "2005-11-18T09:46:53Z")
UPDATED **FRIDAY APRIL 1st** dumbass ---
**Author:** ![Ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/53a042/32.png) [@Ninja](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ninja)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2005, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/um-holy-awesome-zombies-is-this-legit/4732/3 "2005-11-18T09:49:37Z")
:lol: I wouldn’t have believed it even if it wasn’t April 1st. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2005, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/um-holy-awesome-zombies-is-this-legit/4732/4 "2005-11-18T09:49:56Z")
oof. pwnt. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2005, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/um-holy-awesome-zombies-is-this-legit/4732/5 "2005-11-18T09:50:37Z")
i just really like zombies. and robots. ALOT. tattoos coming soon. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2005, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/um-holy-awesome-zombies-is-this-legit/4732/6 "2005-11-18T09:50:49Z")
lolol… and OT…newman…avatar = teh win LOL WHAT’S WHOOPIE!? ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2005, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/um-holy-awesome-zombies-is-this-legit/4732/7 "2005-11-18T09:52:47Z")
> [@SkunkApe](#): > > lolol… > > and OT…newman…avatar = teh win LOL > > WHAT’S WHOOPIE!? im glad someone knew what it was from! i took me forever to find the pic, because i typed in gill hicks… not GIL hicks. Doh ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2005, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/um-holy-awesome-zombies-is-this-legit/4732/8 "2005-11-18T09:54:37Z")
> [@newman](#): > > im glad someone knew what it was from! > > i took me forever to find the pic, because i typed in gill hicks… not GIL hicks. > > Doh HAHAHAHAHAH…good times i kinda wanna watch that movie now ---
**Author:** ![RedDawg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@RedDawg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedDawg)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2005, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/um-holy-awesome-zombies-is-this-legit/4732/9 "2005-11-18T11:54:16Z")
cambodia = $1 lobster dinners ---
**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2005, 2:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/um-holy-awesome-zombies-is-this-legit/4732/10 "2005-11-18T14:58:35Z")
“so they all started furiously masterbating” ---
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2005, 10:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/um-holy-awesome-zombies-is-this-legit/4732/11 "2005-11-18T22:56:11Z")
Justin knows how to survive a zombie attack you can too just buy this informative book > **[Max Brooks Zombie World](http://www.maxbrookszombieworld.com/)** > > Enter the world of Max Brooks and prepare yourself for the end of days today. Featuring the New York Times bestsellers The Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z (now a major motion picture), Q&A's with the author, and other essentials (such as a... or survive an immeninent rise of the machines > **[How To Survive a Robot Uprising: Tips on Defending Yourself Against the Coming Rebellion](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1582345929/002-4946209-5526409?v=glance&n=283155&v=glance)** > > How do you spot a robot mimicking a human? How do you recognize and then deactivate a rebel servant robot? How do you escape a murderous "smart" house, or evade a swarm of marauding robotic flies? In ... or that must have book for all ages > **[REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/080652569X/002-4946209-5526409?v=glance&n=283155&%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance)** > > Dear Stupid Idiots, A lot of you have been saying that I don’t know anything about REAL ninjas. But that’s a bunch of bull crap! You dummies don’t know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet ... ---
**Author:** ![Janny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/janny/32/7594_2.png) [@Janny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Janny)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2005, 8:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/um-holy-awesome-zombies-is-this-legit/4732/12 "2005-11-19T08:09:24Z")
fake news = crazy numbers in the link always check for [news.bbc.co.uk](http://news.bbc.co.uk) for bbc news articles… like that: [http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle\_east/4449860.stm](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/4449860.stm) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Juan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a698b9/32.png) [@Juan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Juan)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2005, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/um-holy-awesome-zombies-is-this-legit/4732/13 "2005-11-19T08:18:57Z")
:lol:OMG! zombie attacks