# Ummm, Chuck? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 8, 2007, 8:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ummm-chuck/35055 "2007-09-08T20:57:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 8:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ummm-chuck/35055/1 "2007-09-08T20:57:31Z")
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. ‘Careful,’ he said, ‘CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!’ The wife stared at him. ‘What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?’ The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving. ![http://ls1tech.com/forums/images/smilies2/icon_lol.gif](http://ls1tech.com/forums/images/smilies2/icon_lol.gif) ![http://ls1tech.com/forums/images/smilies2/icon_lol.gif](http://ls1tech.com/forums/images/smilies2/icon_lol.gif) ---
**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 9:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ummm-chuck/35055/2 "2007-09-08T21:27:34Z")
rofl ---
**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 9:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ummm-chuck/35055/3 "2007-09-08T21:43:38Z")
lmao ---
**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 10:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ummm-chuck/35055/4 "2007-09-08T22:22:59Z")
nice ---
**Author:** ![ZOMGVTEK](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zomgvtek/32/5063_2.png) [@ZOMGVTEK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ZOMGVTEK)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 10:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ummm-chuck/35055/5 "2007-09-08T22:49:38Z")
WAFFLES! ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2007, 4:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ummm-chuck/35055/6 "2007-09-09T04:21:34Z")
Hahahaha ---
**Author:** ![Firehawk853](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/firehawk853/32/7607_2.png) [@Firehawk853](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Firehawk853)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2007, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ummm-chuck/35055/7 "2007-09-09T07:38:42Z")
HA GET UP THERE! [Turby](http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5643051562243985621&q=%22get_up_there%22&total=1&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0) ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2007, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ummm-chuck/35055/8 "2007-09-09T07:47:05Z")
LOL ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2007, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ummm-chuck/35055/9 "2007-09-09T09:36:43Z")
i lol’ed 8/10 :tup: ---
**Author:** ![Tom](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tom/32/5140_2.png) [@Tom](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tom)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2007, 9:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ummm-chuck/35055/10 "2007-09-09T09:45:38Z")
i wouldnt know about the whole husband and wife deal but i drove my sister from poughkeepsie into nyc on some crazy insane narrow turning highway (wish i had my bike!) and at one point she was screaming at the top of her lungs and i nearly gave up and drove the car right over the jersey barrier into on coming traffic. btw she is 28!