# UMMM WAT?

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ummm-wat/38222
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [November 5, 2007, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ummm-wat/38222 "2007-11-05T13:40:07Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1

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### Author: ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ummm-wat/38222/1 "2007-11-05T13:40:07Z")

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we’ll if this kid wasn’t born for porno gangbang videos i don’t know who is.

[http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23419627-details/Toddler+with+eight+limbs+branded+‘reincarnation+of+Hindu+god’+to+undergo+life-saving+operation/article.do](http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23419627-details/Toddler+with+eight+limbs+branded+'reincarnation+of+Hindu+god'+to+undergo+life-saving+operation/article.do)

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### Author: ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ummm-wat/38222/2 "2007-11-05T13:43:04Z")

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you sire, are a sick fucker.

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### Author: ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ummm-wat/38222/3 "2007-11-05T13:43:28Z")

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i wish i had 8 dicks.

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### Author: ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ummm-wat/38222/4 "2007-11-05T13:43:39Z")

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octo-baby

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### Author: ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ummm-wat/38222/5 "2007-11-05T13:44:32Z")

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[quote=“newman,post:3,topic:38222"”]

i wish i had 8 dicks.

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lol yea except unless you banged 8 chicks at a time you’d have 14 blue balls.

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### Author: ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 1:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ummm-wat/38222/6 "2007-11-05T13:45:40Z")

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or have 8 different STDs

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### Author: ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 1:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ummm-wat/38222/7 "2007-11-05T13:45:53Z")

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no comment.

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### Author: ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 1:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ummm-wat/38222/8 "2007-11-05T13:47:03Z")

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[quote=“chino,post:5,topic:38222"”]

lol yea except unless you banged 8 chicks at a time you’d have 14 blue balls.

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omg it would look like a bushel of grapes drapped between your legs, next to the bushel of bananas…

i can’t even begin to imagine the pain of being kicked in the balls X8

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### Author: ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 1:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ummm-wat/38222/9 "2007-11-05T13:47:14Z")

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[quote=“chino,post:5,topic:38222"”]

lol yea except unless you banged 8 chicks at a time you’d have 14 blue balls.

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i am sure that i could find enough holes/hands with a mere 2 girls.

and how hard is that?

not very

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### Author: ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 1:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ummm-wat/38222/10 "2007-11-05T13:47:24Z")

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[quote=“RobHimself,post:6,topic:38222"”]

or have 8 different STDs

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LOL

hi, didn’t you test positive for herpes

yea, but only on dick number 5, 6 through 8 are clean bitch.

[quote=“newman,post:9,topic:38222"”]

i am sure that i could find enough holes/hands with a mere 2 girls.

and how hard is that?

not very

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that only works if you have dicks coming out of your head to reach the top and bottom of her at the same time.

either that or one or two of them need to be over 3 feet long with a wicked banana curve.

lol. aaaaahahaha this thread makes me laugh lots.

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### Author: ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ummm-wat/38222/11 "2007-11-05T13:48:46Z")

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where does it poop? wtf.

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### Author: ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ummm-wat/38222/12 "2007-11-05T13:49:38Z")

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[quote=“93z24,post:11,topic:38222"”]

where does it poop? wtf.

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i dunno but it can probably wipe with massive efficiency.

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### Author: ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ummm-wat/38222/13 "2007-11-05T13:49:42Z")

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[quote=“chino,post:10,topic:38222"”]

LOL

hi, didn’t you test positive for herpes

yea, but only on dick number 5, 6 through 8 are clean bitch.

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“…and the STD on dick #4 is easy to remember, because it’s 4 Letters”

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### Author: ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 1:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ummm-wat/38222/14 "2007-11-05T13:51:30Z")

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hhahahahahah

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ummm-wat/38222/15 "2007-11-05T13:52:13Z")

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The.

Fuck?

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### Author: ![SoloIIscoob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@SoloIIscoob](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoloIIscoob)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 2:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ummm-wat/38222/16 "2007-11-05T14:40:48Z")

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ugliest fucking baby on earth

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### Author: ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 6:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ummm-wat/38222/17 "2007-11-05T18:37:26Z")

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[quote=“chino,post:12,topic:38222"”]

i dunno but it can probably wipe with massive efficiency.

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LMAO! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!111!!!1!one

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### Author: ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 6:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ummm-wat/38222/18 "2007-11-05T18:41:22Z")

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Winner

![http://www.hasbro.com/common/images/products/04645_imageMain200.jpg](http://www.hasbro.com/common/images/products/04645_imageMain200.jpg)

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### Author: ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 6:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ummm-wat/38222/19 "2007-11-05T18:47:07Z")

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yeah it’s fucking vishnu

:picard:

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### Author: ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 7:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ummm-wat/38222/20 "2007-11-05T19:25:11Z")

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omg leave the limbs on, what are they thinking?!

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