# Un Haired

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [February 18, 2007, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731 "2007-02-18T09:01:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![FightinMike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7bcc69/32.png) [@FightinMike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FightinMike)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 1:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/21 "2007-02-18T13:54:55Z")

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ow you guys have some serious issues, its not like youre paying for space. He posted it without saying, “haha here’s a funny story about this” it continually references to “I”. Posted to make his e-penis bigger and look cool on teh interweb. So why dont you, the original poster, and his 5 friends all

[quote=“walter,post:18,topic:24731"”]

SUCK A FUCKING DICK YOU WORTHLESS CUM STAIN, GO BACK TO FINGER FUCKING YOUR DAD AND GET OFF THE INTERNET UNTIL YOU LEARN TO RESPECT YOUR ELDERS YOU WORTHLESS PILE OF SHAVEN ASS HAIR.

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Edit: And it really doesnt matter how “all over the internet” this story is. If I put my name on “Oliver Twist” ti doesnt make it mine, or make me any cooler for doing so. It would, in fact, make me an asshat.

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**Author:** ![Bucker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bucker/32/7379_2.png) [@Bucker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bucker)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/22 "2007-02-18T14:01:59Z")

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FUCK thanks for runing another of my threads… I dont make them often, but when I do they always seem to die a shitty death.

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**Author:** ![FightinMike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7bcc69/32.png) [@FightinMike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FightinMike)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/23 "2007-02-18T14:06:50Z")

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it ok man, ill stop hijacking it, I shave my chest cause he woman likes it. Balls for the same reason, the ass, well yea i do. Not too often.

The thing you have to remember is its just like shaving your face for the first time. Its not goin to be easy, and the aftermath will suck for the first time or two.

IF you are going to do it, buy a ton of babypowder, and lotion too, not the kind that makes your face all tingly. I learned that mistake the same week i learned not to put aftershave on a freshly shaved “sensitive area”

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**Author:** ![\_Karu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/_karu/32/7602_2.png) [@\_Karu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_Karu)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 2:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/24 "2007-02-18T14:08:38Z")

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how do you shave balls??

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**Author:** ![FightinMike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7bcc69/32.png) [@FightinMike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FightinMike)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 2:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/25 "2007-02-18T14:14:59Z")

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Same way I do it all, Me, a Mach3, and a hot shower. Shaving cream and soap may help doing it at first, but Ive got thick enough skin now that it doesnt matter.

Short Answer: very carefully.

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 2:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/26 "2007-02-18T14:20:31Z")

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[quote=“redrum,post:11,topic:24731"”]

manscaping!

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:lol:

Fully shaved \> hairy and gross

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**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 2:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/27 "2007-02-18T14:52:19Z")

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get waxed… everywhere

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**Author:** ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 2:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/28 "2007-02-18T14:56:50Z")

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[quote=“Mrs. Karus,post:27,topic:24731"”]

get waxed… everywhere

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Expensive… lol.

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 3:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/29 "2007-02-18T15:00:43Z")

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and painfull! F that shizzle.

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**Author:** ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 4:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/30 "2007-02-18T16:47:09Z")

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[quote=“FightinMike,post:21,topic:24731"”]

ow you guys have some serious issues, its not like youre paying for space. He posted it without saying, “haha here’s a funny story about this” it continually references to “I”. Posted to make his e-penis bigger and look cool on teh interweb. So why dont you, the original poster, and his 5 friends all

Edit: And it really doesnt matter how “all over the internet” this story is. If I put my name on “Oliver Twist” ti doesnt make it mine, or make me any cooler for doing so. It would, in fact, make me an asshat.

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Seriously, kill yourself you red haired pimply faced troll 🎻

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**Author:** ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 5:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/31 "2007-02-18T17:02:09Z")

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Oh, and if you don’t maintain the playing field, no ones gonna wanna come out and play.

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 5:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/32 "2007-02-18T17:11:31Z")

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^ lol +1

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 5:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/33 "2007-02-18T17:12:49Z")

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[quote=“walter,post:30,topic:24731"”]

Seriously, kill yourself you red haired pimply faced troll 🎻

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too bad he is a greasy black haired italian…

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 5:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/34 "2007-02-18T17:31:57Z")

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This whole thread should be in the homosexual undertones thread.

That being said…

…+1 for shaving the junk. Nobody wants a mouth full of hair.

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**Author:** ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 5:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/35 "2007-02-18T17:48:48Z")

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[quote=“ILCisDEAD,post:33,topic:24731"”]

too bad he is a greasy black haired italian…

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Fine, kill yourself you fat greasy guido…

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**Author:** ![Resurrected\_J](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Resurrected\_J](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Resurrected_J)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 6:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/36 "2007-02-18T18:04:32Z")

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i give my “lower area” a nice crew cut. and the balls shaved- doesn’t itch ever 🙂

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**Author:** ![FightinMike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7bcc69/32.png) [@FightinMike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FightinMike)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 7:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/37 "2007-02-18T19:32:45Z")

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Haha smashing!

Walter I do believe your e-penis grew another inch.

What’s it feel like to have one more then the flaccid member you pull at nightly, slowly weeping at its inability to ever pleasure a woman.

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**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 7:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/38 "2007-02-18T19:35:49Z")

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man i won’t even continue the flame war, you’re not funny enough to really hold up your end anyways

\*sigh

so back to shaving your shit

that’s cool :tup:

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**Author:** ![FightinMike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7bcc69/32.png) [@FightinMike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FightinMike)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/39 "2007-02-18T20:48:56Z")

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Who the fuck are you?

Sidenote: haha, I remember when TPS report jokes were funny.

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 9:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/40 "2007-02-18T21:14:01Z")

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oh another thing.

dull razors, don’t use them

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