# Un Haired **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 18, 2007, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731 "2007-02-18T09:01:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![jballz86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/53a042/32.png) [@jballz86](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jballz86)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 11:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/41 "2007-02-18T23:08:28Z")
Really OT but I had a bad grion pull once and applied a hefty amount of IcyHot dangerously close to my sachel region. Needless to say I endured one of he most painful hour or two of my life. Note to self: IcyHot on balls = your gonna have a bad tiiiiimmmmee. ---
**Author:** ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 3:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/42 "2007-02-19T03:34:31Z")
[quote=“FightinMike,post:37,topic:24731"”] Haha smashing! Walter I do believe your e-penis grew another inch. What’s it feel like to have one more then the flaccid member you pull at nightly, slowly weeping at its inability to ever pleasure a woman. [/quote] I think you are getting yourself confused with me there. Just because you have a 1 inch ever flacid member doesn’t mean “it happens to all guys” like your mom tells you. Don’t worry tiger, we all still think you are cool, and everyone here agrees with you, thinking I’m just strocking my e-penis. :suckoff: ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 6:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/43 "2007-02-19T06:19:24Z")
I’m 1 inch flacid… A mega Grower, definitely not a shower :-/ ---
**Author:** ![FightinMike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7bcc69/32.png) [@FightinMike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FightinMike)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/44 "2007-02-19T08:19:55Z")
[quote=“walter,post:42,topic:24731"”] I think you are getting yourself confused with me there. Just because you have a 1 inch ever flacid member doesn’t mean “it happens to all guys” like your mom tells you. Don’t worry tiger, we all still think you are cool, and everyone here agrees with you, thinking I’m just strocking my e-penis. :suckoff: [/quote] \*Flaccid \*Stroking OOhh and a “your mom joke” wow, really digging up the gems, did you steal that from someone else too? ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 8:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/45 "2007-02-19T08:22:44Z")
also if you are afraid of razors. try whacking off with shampoo, and when you are done don’t wash it off… its just like waxing but a little more painful… also when it dries it will not come off with water… so you kind of have to peel it off. ---
**Author:** ![FightinMike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7bcc69/32.png) [@FightinMike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FightinMike)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/46 "2007-02-19T08:35:01Z")
Dont get the shampoo in the pee-hole though. It stings. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/47 "2007-02-19T08:38:59Z")
shampoo in the pee-hole is the worst kind of pain ever. i dont whack it with shampoo anymore ---
**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/48 "2007-02-19T09:49:58Z")
a smooth ass makes for easy poop clean up, but there is up keep ---
**Author:** ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/49 "2007-02-19T10:15:54Z")
[quote=“FightinMike,post:44,topic:24731"”] \*Flaccid \*Stroking OOhh and a “your mom joke” wow, really digging up the gems, did you steal that from someone else too? [/quote] That wasn’t a mom joke you illiterate fool.:banghead: ---
**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/50 "2007-02-19T11:02:30Z")
[quote=“jballz86,post:41,topic:24731"”] Note to self: IcyHot on balls = your gonna have a bad tiiiiimmmmee. [/quote] if you french fry when you’re supposed to pizza, you’re gonna have a bad time ---
**Author:** ![jballz86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/53a042/32.png) [@jballz86](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jballz86)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/51 "2007-02-19T13:16:01Z")
[quote=“Coldaccord,post:50,topic:24731"”] if you french fry when you’re supposed to pizza, you’re gonna have a bad time [/quote] Was wondering if anyone was going to catch that. L for you :pimp: ---
**Author:** ![Afrank45](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afrank45/32/5021_2.png) [@Afrank45](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Afrank45)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/52 "2007-02-19T13:55:57Z")
[quote=“Coldaccord,post:50,topic:24731"”] if you french fry when you’re supposed to pizza, you’re gonna have a bad time [/quote] southpark quotes:tup: ---
**Author:** ![KuntryQuestTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kuntryquesttsi/32/5010_2.png) [@KuntryQuestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KuntryQuestTSi)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 5:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/53 "2007-02-19T17:25:05Z")
ssssooooo i got board and thought of this thread, and i ran out of shaving cream 1/2 thru WOW bad idea needless to say im walking a bit funny ---
**Author:** ![redrum](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redrum/32/7398_2.png) [@redrum](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/redrum)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/54 "2007-02-19T17:40:25Z")
board? ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 5:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/55 "2007-02-19T17:46:11Z")
bah. use the flip out part of an electric shaver and do your thing. i dont like to flirt with disaster, so the gentle areas stay in the shade 😉 ---
**Author:** ![KuntryQuestTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kuntryquesttsi/32/5010_2.png) [@KuntryQuestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KuntryQuestTSi)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 5:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/56 "2007-02-19T17:52:51Z")
i did do that, but i still got stubble i got most of it took forever but i had nothign elese to do ---
**Author:** ![redrum](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redrum/32/7398_2.png) [@redrum](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/redrum)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 6:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/57 "2007-02-19T18:33:06Z")
take a day off work and tell them that you shaved your ballsack because of an internet car forum and fucked it up. ---
**Author:** ![KuntryQuestTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kuntryquesttsi/32/5010_2.png) [@KuntryQuestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KuntryQuestTSi)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 6:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/58 "2007-02-19T18:42:24Z")
now thats a new one, i got to try that my grandma died about 6 times anyway ---
**Author:** ![ineedacar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/48db29/32.png) [@ineedacar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ineedacar)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 6:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/59 "2007-02-19T18:50:29Z")
:needpic: ur balls are ur business man ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 6:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731/60 "2007-02-19T18:51:51Z")
[quote=“ineedacar,post:59,topic:24731"”] :needpic: [/quote] bad. wrong. fuck. one of the few threads that smily should never exist in. edit: haha, nice try to edit that one out !! :gay: [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/un-haired/24731.md?page=4)