# Unintended side effects of legalizing pot: add yours

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/unintended-side-effects-of-legalizing-pot-add-yours/227048>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 7, 2012, 6:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/unintended-side-effects-of-legalizing-pot-add-yours/227048 "2012-11-07T06:34:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 6:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/unintended-side-effects-of-legalizing-pot-add-yours/227048/1 "2012-11-07T06:34:27Z")

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Ice cream truck business SKYROCKETS.

Family guy becomes most watched show on hulu.

Pizza delivery goes up 300%

Ben & Jerrys sales figures explode

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xanax sales plummet

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**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 6:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/unintended-side-effects-of-legalizing-pot-add-yours/227048/2 "2012-11-07T06:34:47Z")

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issuance of speeding tickets at all time low

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**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/unintended-side-effects-of-legalizing-pot-add-yours/227048/3 "2012-11-07T06:36:06Z")

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Little kids riding their bikes passed McDonald’s are struck more often by customers

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 6:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/unintended-side-effects-of-legalizing-pot-add-yours/227048/4 "2012-11-07T06:37:43Z")

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Fewer lives ruined by punishment for victimless crimes. Increased tax revenue. Police force has more time for real crime. Less funding for drug gangs.

Sent from my SCH-I535 using Tapatalk 2

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**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 6:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/unintended-side-effects-of-legalizing-pot-add-yours/227048/5 "2012-11-07T06:38:57Z")

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> [@ubengineering](#):
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> Little kids riding their bikes passed McDonald’s are struck more often by customers

I see what you did there.

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 6:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/unintended-side-effects-of-legalizing-pot-add-yours/227048/6 "2012-11-07T06:44:21Z")

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airlines add several direct flights to denver from the east coast

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**Author:** ![1sik\_bmw](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1sik_bmw/32/7341_2.png) [@1sik\_bmw](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1sik_bmw)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/unintended-side-effects-of-legalizing-pot-add-yours/227048/7 "2012-11-07T06:51:37Z")

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> [@Geehee](#):
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> airlines add several direct flights to denver from the east coast

x2

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/unintended-side-effects-of-legalizing-pot-add-yours/227048/8 "2012-11-07T06:51:40Z")

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Prosecutors are able to more effectively put away violent offenders, and stop wasting time on drug offenders. Less profits for prison builders and drug dealers. Sales of zingers and chocolate milk skyrockets

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 6:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/unintended-side-effects-of-legalizing-pot-add-yours/227048/9 "2012-11-07T06:56:52Z")

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denver nuggets change their mascot

Budweiser sells “grab some buds” slogan for $$$$

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**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/unintended-side-effects-of-legalizing-pot-add-yours/227048/10 "2012-11-07T06:57:19Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> Fewer lives ruined by punishment for victimless crimes. Increased tax revenue. Police force has more time for real crime. Less funding for drug gangs.
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> Sent from my SCH-I535 using Tapatalk 2

Current gangs licensed for tax collection, hence employed, loss of welfare and public assistance, collapse of the public assistance infrastructure, mass hysteria.

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/unintended-side-effects-of-legalizing-pot-add-yours/227048/11 "2012-11-07T06:59:41Z")

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Bringing brownies in to work becomes frowned upon.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 7:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/unintended-side-effects-of-legalizing-pot-add-yours/227048/12 "2012-11-07T07:01:09Z")

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Sales of Bob Marley posters through the roof.

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 7:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/unintended-side-effects-of-legalizing-pot-add-yours/227048/13 "2012-11-07T07:02:07Z")

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local girls scouts double national sales record of cookies.

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**Author:** ![97FormulaWS-6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/97formulaws-6/32/7384_2.png) [@97FormulaWS-6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97FormulaWS-6)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/unintended-side-effects-of-legalizing-pot-add-yours/227048/14 "2012-11-07T07:03:09Z")

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Reduction in consumption in prescription pain meds; therefore reducing big pharma profits… therefore increased lobbying the DEA to go enforce federal laws instead of state laws… civil war of states rights ensues…

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**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 7:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/unintended-side-effects-of-legalizing-pot-add-yours/227048/15 "2012-11-07T07:07:44Z")

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Prescription drug companies lose billions in profit and doctors don’t get to use their corporate jets to fly to their corporate mansions in Florida for free.

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**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 7:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/unintended-side-effects-of-legalizing-pot-add-yours/227048/16 "2012-11-07T07:09:37Z")

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Xbox Live sales increase

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**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/unintended-side-effects-of-legalizing-pot-add-yours/227048/17 "2012-11-07T07:11:05Z")

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Willie Nelson and Phish somehow become tolerable to listen to.

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 7:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/unintended-side-effects-of-legalizing-pot-add-yours/227048/18 "2012-11-07T07:12:12Z")

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the tourism industry in Amsterdam collapses

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**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 7:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/unintended-side-effects-of-legalizing-pot-add-yours/227048/19 "2012-11-07T07:12:57Z")

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I start machining bowls and bongs and become rich.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2012, 7:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/unintended-side-effects-of-legalizing-pot-add-yours/227048/20 "2012-11-07T07:13:07Z")

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Farmers plow their corn fields under, plant cash crop. Only corn left used to meet ethanol production mandates. CAFO cattle starve. Food shortage leads to rioting and domestic deployment of US troops. Police state ensues, backed by 2012 NDAA sanctioned indefinite detention of enemy combatants in war on terror.

Meanwhile Monsanto engineers pot eating cow, and pesticide resistant pot. Patents both pot and cow. Owns entire food system.

Dick Cheney crosses the rubicon, er, Delaware into washington with legions of lawyers and executives in tow. Declares himself perpetual president.

Oops. I guess libertarians were wrong. Legalizing drugs would lead to a breakdown in our society.

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