# updated 10/20:not the best way to wake up...

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/updated-10-20-not-the-best-way-to-wake-up/47462>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [April 26, 2008, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/updated-10-20-not-the-best-way-to-wake-up/47462 "2008-04-26T11:04:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2008, 5:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/updated-10-20-not-the-best-way-to-wake-up/47462/121 "2008-04-27T17:22:56Z")

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if you were not arrested then you are a pussy and this thread has aids

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2008, 5:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/updated-10-20-not-the-best-way-to-wake-up/47462/122 "2008-04-27T17:42:02Z")

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> [@Nikuk](#):
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> if only you put that much thought into… well, anything not NYSpeed related.
> 
> 😛
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> \<3

:lol: I do. That’s why I’m not a total failure, just a loveable fuckup. 😃

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**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2008, 5:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/updated-10-20-not-the-best-way-to-wake-up/47462/123 "2008-04-27T17:42:28Z")

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> [@nitroinsane](#):
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> if you were not arrested then you are a pussy and this thread has aids

^ Best reply yet

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**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2008, 5:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/updated-10-20-not-the-best-way-to-wake-up/47462/124 "2008-04-27T17:44:25Z")

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> [@PureXTC](#):
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> ^ Best reply yet

+2

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**Author:** ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2008, 7:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/updated-10-20-not-the-best-way-to-wake-up/47462/125 "2008-04-27T19:06:50Z")

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The best part is… my first post was a joke

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**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2008, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/updated-10-20-not-the-best-way-to-wake-up/47462/126 "2008-04-27T19:22:13Z")

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wowzers…

To everyone backing me up :tup:

Also: If I made a thread about each one of my tickets, I’d make 35 threads.  
I just post the good/questionable ones up in off topic, simply to give people something to read.

This is an automotive forum, getting tickets is being part of being a car enthusiast. Do I agree that this said officer had WAY too much time on his hands to track me down? Yes. But that is my own opinion…

as for the insults directed towards me about my living situation? get a fucking life. :thankyou:

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 5:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/updated-10-20-not-the-best-way-to-wake-up/47462/127 "2008-04-28T05:49:27Z")

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i got a ticket last night.

loud exhaust. Apparently there was a cop behind me as i WOT open dump flat shifted under the 290 on Sheridan.

What i didn’t get tickets for:  
Imprudent Speed  
Unsafe start  
Inadequate headlights  
2 year old inspection  
No front plate.

CTN: Good evening, Officer!  
Cop1: YOU THINK YOU SHOULD BE SAYING THAT TO ME AFTER I JUST SAW WHAT YOU DID!!!  
CTN: I’m actually not sure what you saw me do…  
COP1: Your car is obnoxiously loud. What the fuck is wrong with you.  
CTN: Sorry man, just love that dump under the bridge.  
COP1: What the fuck is wrong with you? WHY ARE YOU SO GOOFY. ARE YOU ON DRUGS!  
CTN: No, Sir. I’m just a happy guy.

COP2: (younger dude): What kind of exhaust you got on here? Apexii? Greddy? Type-R?  
CTN: It’s a JIC, actually.  
COP2: Oh, sounded like a Greddy.

LOL.

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**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 6:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/updated-10-20-not-the-best-way-to-wake-up/47462/128 "2008-04-28T06:03:03Z")

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LOL

CTN FAILS/ What age did you move out? You are such a loser. How much debt do you have? How large is your weiner? If you are wondering i moved out at 11 have 14 PHD’s $+1,000,000 and i wont mention penis size because it would hurt feelings.

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**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 6:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/updated-10-20-not-the-best-way-to-wake-up/47462/129 "2008-04-28T06:10:16Z")

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lol

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 6:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/updated-10-20-not-the-best-way-to-wake-up/47462/130 "2008-04-28T06:15:16Z")

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I think a lot of the problem is Tyler’s demeanor. I know him, and he’s a cool dude, but he comes across as dismissive and sarcastic.

When the cop walked up to my car, he was PISSED… all yelling and shit. By the end of the stop, he was friendly and told me to have a nice day, drive safe. I thanked him for only giving me an exhaust ticket, and he was on his way. I try to be overtly friendly, because i think it disarms the officer substantially.

[09:12] zong: lol  
[09:12] zong: good cop bad cop  
[09:15] sprocketbash411: lol  
[09:15] sprocketbash411: bad cop, ricer cop

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**Author:** ![Shrives](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shrives/32/7250_2.png) [@Shrives](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shrives)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 6:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/updated-10-20-not-the-best-way-to-wake-up/47462/131 "2008-04-28T06:38:14Z")

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Don’t lie. He made you get out of the car for a sobriety test and you all of the sudden busted out some hott dance moves FTW!!!

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**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 8:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/updated-10-20-not-the-best-way-to-wake-up/47462/132 "2008-04-28T08:08:56Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> When the cop walked up to my car, he was PISSED… all yelling and shit. By the end of the stop, he was friendly and told me to have a nice day, drive safe. I thanked him for only giving me an exhaust ticket, and he was on his way. I try to be overtly friendly, because i think it disarms the officer substantially.

this has always worked for me as well. It’s rare to find a person that can continue to be a dick when you are just being as friendly as possible to them.

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**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 5:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/updated-10-20-not-the-best-way-to-wake-up/47462/133 "2008-10-20T17:39:43Z")

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$805 FUCKING DOLLARS.

i’m going to say one thing.  
The judge of concord court, is the biggest cunt in the world. I thought my lawyer was going to knock her out

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**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 5:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/updated-10-20-not-the-best-way-to-wake-up/47462/134 "2008-10-20T17:41:19Z")

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nobody cares poor you

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**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 5:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/updated-10-20-not-the-best-way-to-wake-up/47462/135 "2008-10-20T17:48:08Z")

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ouch that sucks man! i bet you will think twice next time though…they always hit you where it really hurts, your wallet.

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 5:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/updated-10-20-not-the-best-way-to-wake-up/47462/136 "2008-10-20T17:49:46Z")

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> [@sedlmeier101](#):
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> I thought my lawyer was going to knock her out

Word up homie g’dog.

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 5:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/updated-10-20-not-the-best-way-to-wake-up/47462/137 "2008-10-20T17:50:29Z")

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damn dude that really sucks

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**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/updated-10-20-not-the-best-way-to-wake-up/47462/138 "2008-10-20T17:51:25Z")

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> [@bobbyg1243](#):
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> ouch that sucks man! i bet you will think twice next time though…they always hit you where it really hurts, your wallet.

I would have gladly paid an extra $100 so that judge could get a make over. There were two scumb bags in there, one for possession of weed/controlled substance and one for a dwi .19 bac…and she let them go for NO BAIL and was laughing and joking with them,they had baggy jeans and looked poor as fuck.  
I was dressed so nice and was so polite and she was such a cunt hole to me and my lawyer.  
I’m just glad it’s over

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**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 5:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/updated-10-20-not-the-best-way-to-wake-up/47462/139 "2008-10-20T17:56:51Z")

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ehh you win some, you lose some. maybe she just thought you really needed to learn a lesson. i know thats what happened to me. i was dressed up, shirt and tie. looked better than anyone else in the court and my lawyer tried everything, but no budging.

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**Author:** ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2008, 9:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/updated-10-20-not-the-best-way-to-wake-up/47462/140 "2008-10-20T21:08:46Z")

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If you gold plate a turd, its still a turd…

:shrug:

Guess what, she sees scumbags for a living, odds are: she is a better judge of character than you are.

Oh yea and:

> [@sedlmeier101](#):
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> my average court going= $75. I know how to suck up and be very polite to the judge.

:karma:

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