# Urban dictionary: Funniest Words **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 10, 2009, 5:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/urban-dictionary-funniest-words/242001 "2009-02-10T17:25:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 5:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/urban-dictionary-funniest-words/242001/1 "2009-02-10T17:25:13Z")
Find the funniest words Baby Goggles 6 up, 1 down When parents are blinded by affection for their newborn child. Even when said child may have been truncheoned by the ugly stick. Mother: Isn’t she beautiful?! Friend: Wow! Look at the baby on that nose. It seems like you have got a serious case a baby goggles. coin wanking FEBRUARY 8 2207 up, 850 down the act of jangling change held in a suit trouser pocket, usually performed by male office workers whilst stood chatting to colleagues to stand near someone, chatting to them, but simultaneously coin wanking by caressing and fondling the change in your pocket by buzzub share this more rocketeer 16 up, 1 down a cool ass superhero that flys around on a rocket pack and kills nazis with a stolen luger watch the movie you will see kekeke 473 up, 31 down Korean for “hahaha.” “It is how the Koreans laugh while playing StarCraft, before collapsing into a coma for playing 85 hours straight. ^\_\_^” ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 9:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/urban-dictionary-funniest-words/242001/2 "2009-02-11T09:00:30Z")
hahaha, i know the “kekeke” thing, but i lost it at coin wanking ---
**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/urban-dictionary-funniest-words/242001/3 "2009-02-11T09:09:18Z")
Vlad Satisfyingly apt description of a certain breed of insensitive male sex partner, deriving from Vlad the Impaler, the infamous 15th century Transylvanian Emperor. ``` It was like being knobbed by Vlad the Impaler ``` ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 9:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/urban-dictionary-funniest-words/242001/4 "2009-02-11T09:44:18Z")
sexile 2555 up, 271 down To banish a roomate from the room/dorm/apartment for the purpose of engaging in intimate relations with one’s significant other/sex partner. My roomate is gonna sexile me on Valentine’s Day so that he and Yolanda can have their hot monkey sex in our room. ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/urban-dictionary-funniest-words/242001/5 "2009-02-11T10:41:16Z")
Kangamangus- The act of shooting a hole in someone’s head and hanging them by that hole from a clothesline. “My homie Tricky D gonna put the kangamangus on that bitch!” ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 10:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/urban-dictionary-funniest-words/242001/6 "2009-02-11T10:51:47Z")
WTF is wrong with you ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/urban-dictionary-funniest-words/242001/7 "2009-02-11T10:54:46Z")
Wish i could tell ya mothafucka ---
**Author:** ![SXY\_TIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sxy_time/32/6293_2.png) [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/urban-dictionary-funniest-words/242001/8 "2009-02-11T10:54:58Z")
:rofl at kangamangus