# Urinating disrupted by a hick **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 29, 2008, 5:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/urinating-disrupted-by-a-hick/57293 "2008-10-29T17:20:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![iwanagofast1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a9adbd/32.png) [@iwanagofast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/iwanagofast1)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 5:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/urinating-disrupted-by-a-hick/57293/1 "2008-10-29T17:20:55Z")
I had to go to a funeral a little while back in a small farm town of Brant NY. The population is not even 100. Me being smart for trips I was drinking water the whole way down in the proximity of Brant. I pull over to take a piss. I am probably 30 yards in or so covered in the trees then some hick statetrooper says “son youve just comited a level A sex offence.” He continued walking towards me and im like “can I please finish.” He had enough respect to turn around and wait. He said “you know, publicly urinating is a sex offense.” You just told me that 20 seconds ago. Im not senile. So apperantly Public Urination is against the law who knew. What are some of the stupidest laws you broke and got caught doing? ---
**Author:** ![dubbin91](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@dubbin91](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dubbin91)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 5:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/urinating-disrupted-by-a-hick/57293/2 "2008-10-29T17:54:23Z")
pissing on a tree in brockport…$250 fine and a half day off of work to drive there for court… ---
**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 5:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/urinating-disrupted-by-a-hick/57293/3 "2008-10-29T17:56:10Z")
so did he blow you or what ---
**Author:** ![iwanagofast1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a9adbd/32.png) [@iwanagofast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/iwanagofast1)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 5:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/urinating-disrupted-by-a-hick/57293/4 "2008-10-29T17:58:48Z")
> [@Coldaccord](#): > > so did he blow you or what oh yeah thats what i fantasize about some country cracker blowing me ---
**Author:** ![iwanagofast1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a9adbd/32.png) [@iwanagofast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/iwanagofast1)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 6:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/urinating-disrupted-by-a-hick/57293/5 "2008-10-29T18:00:16Z")
> [@dubbin91](#): > > pissing on a tree in brockport…$250 fine and a half day off of work to drive there for court… The guy let me go I was heading to a funeral my great grandfather just died ---
**Author:** ![pdubya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@pdubya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pdubya)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 6:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/urinating-disrupted-by-a-hick/57293/6 "2008-10-29T18:01:45Z")
Not giving names, but on a little cruise last year i witnessed 3 fellow nyspeeders pissing on a firehouse. ---
**Author:** ![ryanbgb22](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7feea3/32.png) [@ryanbgb22](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanbgb22)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 6:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/urinating-disrupted-by-a-hick/57293/7 "2008-10-29T18:10:33Z")
Brant cops are the worst. They got me for window tint a few years ago. ---
**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 6:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/urinating-disrupted-by-a-hick/57293/8 "2008-10-29T18:13:54Z")
> [@pdubya](#): > > Not giving names, but on a little cruise last year i witnessed 3 fellow nyspeeders pissing on a firehouse. ohmigawd! ---
**Author:** ![iwanagofast1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a9adbd/32.png) [@iwanagofast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/iwanagofast1)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/urinating-disrupted-by-a-hick/57293/9 "2008-10-29T18:18:54Z")
this makes me feel… ahhhhh releived im not the only one with an over active bladder ---
**Author:** ![pdubya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@pdubya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pdubya)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 6:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/urinating-disrupted-by-a-hick/57293/10 "2008-10-29T18:20:30Z")
Well next time learn to not drink and drive. It elminates little pit stops like that ---
**Author:** ![iwanagofast1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a9adbd/32.png) [@iwanagofast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/iwanagofast1)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 6:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/urinating-disrupted-by-a-hick/57293/11 "2008-10-29T18:24:22Z")
## i was in a car for 3 hours what do you expect. My dick is like a dynimite stick, its about to blow. Take cover ---
**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 6:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/urinating-disrupted-by-a-hick/57293/12 "2008-10-29T18:26:27Z")
I got a ticket in NF for spitting on a sidewalk. ---
**Author:** ![iwanagofast1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a9adbd/32.png) [@iwanagofast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/iwanagofast1)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 6:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/urinating-disrupted-by-a-hick/57293/13 "2008-10-29T18:28:12Z")
Cops dont have anything better to do. To them its an excuse to carry a badge and a Gun ---
**Author:** ![Toda\_Party](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/toda_party/32/7354_2.png) [@Toda\_Party](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Toda_Party)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 6:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/urinating-disrupted-by-a-hick/57293/14 "2008-10-29T18:30:44Z")
> [@iwanagofast1"](#): > > I had to go to a funeral a little while back in a small farm town of Brant NY. The population is not even 100. Me being smart for trips I was drinking water the whole way down in the proximity of Brant. I pull over to take a piss. I am probably 30 yards in or so covered in the trees then some hick statetrooper says “son youve just comited a level A sex offence.” He continued walking towards me and im like “can I please finish.” He had enough respect to turn around and wait. He said “you know, publicly urinating is a sex offense.” You just told me that 20 seconds ago. Im not senile. So apperantly Public Urination is against the law who knew. > > What are some of the stupidest laws you broke and got caught doing? that’s funny. back in the day when i was running usa power on the XXX, we all pull over waiting for frigging usa power to adjust his tire pressures…i go to piss while we wait…328769028690826 cop cars show up, they’re all yelling at me “get back in your car!” … thought I was gonna get shot. cop: you’re in big trouble (trying to scare me) me: lol cop: you think this is funny? i can have u arrested for indecency!!! got a “illegally parked on a highway” ticket :gay2: ---
**Author:** ![Bull49](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bull49/32/7381_2.png) [@Bull49](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bull49)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 6:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/urinating-disrupted-by-a-hick/57293/15 "2008-10-29T18:34:35Z")
> [@JDMSIR](#): > > I got a ticket in NF for spitting on a sidewalk. what was the charge? ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/urinating-disrupted-by-a-hick/57293/16 "2008-10-29T19:10:29Z")
i got a ticket for urinating in public at oktoberfest in elicottville $75. as I whip it out i feel a hand on my shoulder saying “come with me” best part was, my friend goes " i was just texting" cop-" i saw you" friend-" you saw my dick?" cop- “yeah” friend- “get the fuck out, saavvveee it” but pulling over and peeing, and the cop writing you a ticket, that is just lame ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2008, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/urinating-disrupted-by-a-hick/57293/17 "2008-10-29T19:50:08Z")
beast got a open container ticket walking from brick bar to the pink idk ive been pretty lucky, never gotten a ticket for dumb shit i know a good friends brother (who is also a nyspeeder) got a open container ticket at the st patty’s day parade :bloated: ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 6:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/urinating-disrupted-by-a-hick/57293/18 "2008-10-30T06:12:12Z")
I got a ticket of unnecessary acceleration or something along those lines. Pretty much it was going 0-55 as fast as possible without burning out. Lame I should have done that while peeing out my window. ---
**Author:** ![turbofreak](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbofreak/32/5197_2.png) [@turbofreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbofreak)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 3:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/urinating-disrupted-by-a-hick/57293/19 "2008-10-30T15:59:10Z")
i pee all over the place and never got caught ---
**Author:** ![airhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/airhead/32/7471_2.png) [@airhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/airhead)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2008, 4:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/urinating-disrupted-by-a-hick/57293/20 "2008-10-30T16:07:58Z")
> [@turbofreak](#): > > i pee all over the place and never got caught X2. If it’s between the woods and a disgusting public restroom or porta-potty, I’ll choose the woods. Or alley behind the bar. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/urinating-disrupted-by-a-hick/57293.md?page=2)