# Vagina Dentata (worksafe) **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 1, 2006, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vagina-dentata-worksafe/16805 "2006-09-01T08:00:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vagina-dentata-worksafe/16805/1 "2006-09-01T08:00:48Z")
Nothing will kill the mood like a vagina with teeth. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina\_dentata](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata) > **Vaginas with actual teeth** > In rare instances, teeth may actually be found in a vagina. [Dermoid cysts](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dermoid_cyst) are formed from the outer layers of embryonic skin cells. These cells are able to mature into teeth, bones, or hair, and these cysts are able to form anywhere the skin folds inwards to become another organ, such as in the ear or the vagina. The actual vagina is of course not able to bite, as the [pubococcygeus muscles](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pubococcygeus_muscle) are not as strong as a human jaw unless you’re very good at it. Watch Yourself bois… just think: ---
**Author:** ![kingsario](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kingsario/32/7572_2.png) [@kingsario](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kingsario)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vagina-dentata-worksafe/16805/2 "2006-09-01T08:14:43Z")
:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 8:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vagina-dentata-worksafe/16805/3 "2006-09-01T08:45:01Z")
:cockblock ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vagina-dentata-worksafe/16805/4 "2006-09-01T08:53:45Z")
I will never look at a vagina the same way again. ---
**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vagina-dentata-worksafe/16805/5 "2006-09-01T09:13:30Z")
ow…a vagina that could eat YOU out. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 9:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vagina-dentata-worksafe/16805/6 "2006-09-01T09:15:00Z")
“In 2005, inventor Sonette Ehlers unveiled the “rapex”, an anti-rape female condom the inside of which is lined with microscopic barbs that hook onto the rapist’s penis and can only be removed surgically.” :ohnoes: ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vagina-dentata-worksafe/16805/7 "2006-09-01T09:17:55Z")
is that a vag, or a sandworm ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vagina-dentata-worksafe/16805/8 "2006-09-01T09:19:10Z")
> [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](#): > > ow…a vagina that could eat YOU out. NO NO You got it all wrong. Its supposed to go: “In soviet russia, vagina eats you out” ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vagina-dentata-worksafe/16805/9 "2006-09-01T09:25:02Z")
> [@SC\_Steve](#): > > is that a vag, or a sandworm Scary that You even have to ask. amirite? ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vagina-dentata-worksafe/16805/10 "2006-09-01T10:23:34Z")
What exactly were you searching for when you came across this? Were you recently bitten by some freaky vag? ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 10:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vagina-dentata-worksafe/16805/11 "2006-09-01T10:39:29Z")
> [@JayS](#): > > What exactly were you searching for when you came across this? > > Were you recently bitten by some freaky vag? Co-worker came in this a.m. telling stories about a “[image.google.com](http://image.google.com) search gone wrong…” ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vagina-dentata-worksafe/16805/12 "2006-09-01T10:47:06Z")
> On an episode of [Saturday Night Live](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturday_Night_Live)’s popular sketch [Wayne’s World](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayne%27s_World), Wayne ([Mike Myers](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Myers)), returns a sarcastic remark made by a female guest with a comment about her “major vagina dentata!” lol I never got that joke. ---
**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vagina-dentata-worksafe/16805/13 "2006-09-01T10:50:45Z")
> [@RobHimself](#): > > NO NO You got it all wrong. Its supposed to go: > > “In soviet russia, vagina eats you out” LMAO…I was going for the Seinfeld angle…“I had a dream last night…a hamburger took a bite out of ME!”