# valentine gifts ideas

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/valentine-gifts-ideas/179754>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [January 25, 2006, 6:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/valentine-gifts-ideas/179754 "2006-01-25T06:34:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 8:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/valentine-gifts-ideas/179754/21 "2006-01-25T08:02:46Z")

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Ds lol

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/valentine-gifts-ideas/179754/22 "2006-01-25T08:04:31Z")

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> [@Swarzkopf](#):
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WTF is a condom??

:dunno:

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 8:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/valentine-gifts-ideas/179754/23 "2006-01-25T08:05:07Z")

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> [@Be\_Rad](#):
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> What size batteries do girls usually need?

AA i think. prob why my TV remote strangely stops working. haha

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**Author:** ![peterock17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@peterock17](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/peterock17)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/valentine-gifts-ideas/179754/24 "2006-01-25T08:13:49Z")

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> [@showtime](#):
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> speaking of vibrators…
> 
> years ago when i was going to Pitt…  
> one of my boys found this in a catalog, i think it was one of his girl roomates catalogs or something?? might have been called adam & eve or something?
> 
> the “accommodater”
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> & it was a ongoing joke.  
> & we would always bring it up to the girls we hung out with.
> 
> hilarious!

thats some old school shit.

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**Author:** ![SVshine03](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@SVshine03](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVshine03)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/valentine-gifts-ideas/179754/25 "2006-01-25T08:23:26Z")

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AA batteries… although some of the small ones(travel size) take watch batteries

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**Author:** ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/valentine-gifts-ideas/179754/26 "2006-01-25T08:28:18Z")

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[http://www.kontrabandcontent.co.uk/1/graphics/movies/dildo\_song.mov](http://www.kontrabandcontent.co.uk/1/graphics/movies/dildo_song.mov)

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 9:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/valentine-gifts-ideas/179754/27 "2006-01-25T09:22:01Z")

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my tounge\>vibrators… :lickmahpu

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**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 9:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/valentine-gifts-ideas/179754/28 "2006-01-25T09:34:21Z")

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to much info

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**Author:** ![GNocide](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gnocide/32/5947_2.png) [@GNocide](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GNocide)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/valentine-gifts-ideas/179754/29 "2006-01-25T10:03:23Z")

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> [@mp3ray](#):
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> either batteries or flowers can be sent to my home address
> 
> Thanks for asking!! :naughty: 😉

ha ha ha!

dinner at a quite place like Rizzos

a card that acually expresses how you feel

flowers maybe spend the day with her go shopping

then give her at least the first 2 orgasms before utter decimation of the secret garden

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**Author:** ![rookee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rookee/32/5972_2.png) [@rookee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rookee)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/valentine-gifts-ideas/179754/30 "2006-01-25T10:21:47Z")

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i’m giving her the antidote

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**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/valentine-gifts-ideas/179754/31 "2006-01-25T11:25:44Z")

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> [@Dick Starbucks](#):
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> then give her at least the first 2 orgasms before utter decimation of the secret garden

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GOT ME HOWLIN!!!

:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

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**Author:** ![punnisher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6a8cbe/32.png) [@punnisher](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/punnisher)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 11:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/valentine-gifts-ideas/179754/32 "2006-01-25T11:33:59Z")

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we’ve been dating since march of last year . and i really want this to be special . shes a very intelligent girl . shes going to gannon on a full writing scolarship. so i was thinking about some 1st edition book or somthing like that . its thoughtful i thought. but i’m loving the dildo idea maybe as a gag gift. but it will be hard to find one that doesn’t make me look like a “string bean”. j/k

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**Author:** ![mp3ray](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mp3ray/32/5994_2.png) [@mp3ray](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mp3ray)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/valentine-gifts-ideas/179754/33 "2006-01-25T11:39:43Z")

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I don’t know that you will find your answer online. If you are looking for a great gift for any occasion, you really have to know your audience. The more personal you make it, the better it will be.

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**Author:** ![LigonierA1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/fbc32d/32.png) [@LigonierA1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LigonierA1)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/valentine-gifts-ideas/179754/34 "2006-01-25T11:50:41Z")

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How about a dildo that’s a custom mold of your own stringbean? Can’t look bad then, but she might start shoving batteries up your bum…

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**Author:** ![imported\_showtime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@imported\_showtime](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_showtime)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/valentine-gifts-ideas/179754/35 "2006-01-25T11:55:51Z")

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> [@LigonierA1](#):
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> How about a dildo that’s a custom mold of your own stringbean? Can’t look bad then, but she might start shoving batteries up your bum…

yeah they do have that kinda shit available.

i saw it somewhere but i forget where…maybe it was on that funny tv show with sue johanson or something i forget.

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**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/valentine-gifts-ideas/179754/36 "2006-01-25T11:56:37Z")

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> [@LigonierA1](#):
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> How about a dildo that’s a custom mold of your own stringbean? Can’t look bad then, but she might start shoving batteries up your bum…

:bowrofl:

best statement so far

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**Author:** ![berad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/berad/32/5953_2.png) [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/valentine-gifts-ideas/179754/37 "2006-01-25T12:18:27Z")

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They actually have molding kits for that…seen it on TV

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/valentine-gifts-ideas/179754/38 "2006-01-25T12:20:40Z")

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on talk sex w/ sue?

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**Author:** ![SVshine03](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@SVshine03](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVshine03)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/valentine-gifts-ideas/179754/39 "2006-01-25T12:21:34Z")

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HAHA at the batteries up the bum …

ok but seriously now intellegent or not … A book? for Valentines day? ok thoughtful yes … but not the best thing in the world to get your girl of almost a year thats just my opinion though… Take her away for the weekend before or after Vday even if its a hotel in Pittsburgh or why not Seven springs? Have a nice dinner and smooz the crap out her… You will get some with this … …

If your going with flowers Dont buy the full dozen roses makes guys look like they are trying to hard … One is cute but looks cheap, six means you couldn’t afford the whole 12 … So 3 buy her 3 of her favorite flowers 🙂

Jewelry is always welcome if you know her taste… Is there something you didn’t get her for Xmas that you wanted to or she _really_ wanted? if so go with that –

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/valentine-gifts-ideas/179754/40 "2006-01-25T12:22:37Z")

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cliffs = dildo

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