# vasectomy thread **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 7, 2016, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vasectomy-thread/274307 "2016-10-07T10:55:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vasectomy-thread/274307/1 "2016-10-07T10:55:44Z")
lol… first thinning hair, now this 🙂 my wife wants me to get this done… i’m being a bitch about it. who here has had it done? who here has been encouraged to do it and bailed? ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vasectomy-thread/274307/2 "2016-10-07T11:00:37Z")
I too am being a bitch about it. ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vasectomy-thread/274307/3 "2016-10-07T11:05:53Z")
Man this place has gone down hill. ---
**Author:** ![Wahoo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wahoo/32/8265_2.png) [@Wahoo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wahoo)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vasectomy-thread/274307/4 "2016-10-07T11:14:29Z")
Next thread, anyone thinking of switching to dating dudes? ---
**Author:** ![bracketracer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bracketracer/32/15592_2.png) [@bracketracer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bracketracer)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vasectomy-thread/274307/5 "2016-10-07T11:40:33Z")
FFS. 20 minutes. In, out, done. Wear a jockstrap for a few days, keep some frozen peas handy. ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vasectomy-thread/274307/6 "2016-10-07T11:49:10Z")
lol. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vasectomy-thread/274307/7 "2016-10-07T12:02:29Z")
At my yearly a couple weeks ago I asked my primary about it. His answer, “Well, I’ve got some scissors over there, want to lay back and we’ll get it done right now?”. Then he gave me a referral. That’s as far as I’ve gotten. ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vasectomy-thread/274307/8 "2016-10-07T12:20:11Z")
> [@bracketracer](#): > > FFS. 20 minutes. In, out, done. Wear a jockstrap for a few days, keep some frozen peas handy. how long after did you have to wait before you could show the wife who’s boss? how long after before you could show yourself who’s boss? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![bracketracer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bracketracer/32/15592_2.png) [@bracketracer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bracketracer)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vasectomy-thread/274307/9 "2016-10-07T12:35:58Z")
I’ll keep it somewhat vague. Less than a week for either. Give it a personal test drive about 4 days after. Don’t kick the tires ---
**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vasectomy-thread/274307/10 "2016-10-07T19:18:14Z")
Ive been thinking this is a good choice but can’t get past the thought of sharp objects in places they ought not be. ---
**Author:** ![Jeller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bc8723/32.png) [@Jeller](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeller)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 7:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vasectomy-thread/274307/11 "2016-10-07T19:25:25Z")
If you ask they can put you under to have this done, my guy offered it to me. Close your eyes, wake up and it’s done. FYI March is busy season for this, guess lots of guys get it done and use it as a reason to sit and watch basketball. ---
**Author:** ![bracketracer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bracketracer/32/15592_2.png) [@bracketracer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bracketracer)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 8:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vasectomy-thread/274307/12 "2016-10-07T20:41:42Z")
> [@1QIKZ](#): > > Ive been thinking this is a good choice but can’t get past the thought of sharp objects in places they ought not be. Bah. Sack up. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 10:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vasectomy-thread/274307/13 "2016-10-07T22:16:56Z")
They need to invent one of these with a switch already. ---
**Author:** ![LowlyOilBurner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a6a055/32.png) [@LowlyOilBurner](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LowlyOilBurner)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 4:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vasectomy-thread/274307/14 "2016-10-08T04:49:24Z")
Huge fan of this. Kids are obsolete today. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mr_t/32/7454_2.png) [@Mr\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr_T)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vasectomy-thread/274307/15 "2016-10-08T07:03:32Z")
> [@boxxa](#): > > Man this place has gone down hill. > [@Wahoo](#): > > Next thread, anyone thinking of switching to dating dudes? LMFAO ---
**Author:** ![NYstanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/6a8cbe/32.png) [@NYstanger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NYstanger)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 9:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vasectomy-thread/274307/16 "2016-10-08T09:23:00Z")
> [@Wahoo](#): > > Next thread, anyone thinking of switching to dating dudes? One way around having to get a vasectomy. ---
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vasectomy-thread/274307/17 "2016-10-08T10:22:44Z")
If this is what growing up looks like, I want no part of it. ---
**Author:** ![OneFastMonkey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onefastmonkey/32/7241_2.png) [@OneFastMonkey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OneFastMonkey)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vasectomy-thread/274307/18 "2016-10-08T10:46:04Z")
20 minutes. Bruce was an expert with the dry shave using the disposable Bic razor. Not a huge deal and I hate needles and men handling my balls. Just do not ask @L8APEX1 about his because you will want no part of it. ---
**Author:** ![livin4hockey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@livin4hockey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/livin4hockey)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vasectomy-thread/274307/19 "2016-10-08T14:01:50Z")
Had a friend who got this done and said it was the best decision he ever made…but that may also be due to the fact that he had not yet had any kids. ---
**Author:** ![Quattro\_Krant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ac91a4/32.png) [@Quattro\_Krant](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quattro_Krant)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2016, 7:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vasectomy-thread/274307/20 "2016-10-10T07:24:51Z")
> [@livin4hockey](#): > > Had a friend who got this done and said it was the best decision he ever made…but that may also be due to the fact that he had not yet had any kids. And that’s the reason why it was the best decision. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vasectomy-thread/274307.md?page=2)