# Verizon Math

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/verizon-math/241864>\
**Category:** Shift518 Automotive\
**Created:** [February 5, 2009, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/verizon-math/241864 "2009-02-05T09:50:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![smithsteg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/smithsteg/32/6379_2.png) [@smithsteg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/smithsteg)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/verizon-math/241864/1 "2009-02-05T09:50:38Z")

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you have to watch this fucking great, the ma\*\*\*\*\* is the best.

you have to get to the 1:32 mark hahahahaha

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 9:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/verizon-math/241864/2 "2009-02-05T09:55:25Z")

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Wow.

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**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 9:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/verizon-math/241864/3 "2009-02-05T09:56:20Z")

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Omg holy verizon fail!

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**Author:** ![HudsonFalcon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hudsonfalcon/32/6460_2.png) [@HudsonFalcon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HudsonFalcon)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 9:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/verizon-math/241864/4 "2009-02-05T09:57:53Z")

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Start looking at those Verizon bills more closely, lol.

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**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 9:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/verizon-math/241864/5 "2009-02-05T09:58:57Z")

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Glad I don’t have Verizon, but I’m sure there are retards at AT&T.

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**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/verizon-math/241864/6 "2009-02-05T10:23:46Z")

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just…effing…wow…

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**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/verizon-math/241864/7 "2009-02-05T12:05:07Z")

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that is great

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**Author:** ![grimmickb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5e9695/32.png) [@grimmickb](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/grimmickb)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 3:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/verizon-math/241864/8 "2009-02-05T15:18:11Z")

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this is why us at verizon are not happy with our outsourced customer service haha

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 3:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/verizon-math/241864/9 "2009-02-05T15:46:37Z")

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mad old video but damn hilarious, i remember passing this one around like 2 years ago laughing like crazy

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 5:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/verizon-math/241864/10 "2009-02-05T17:44:25Z")

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very funny :rofl :rofl

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 5:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/verizon-math/241864/11 "2009-02-05T17:55:39Z")

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the thing is, its funny cuz its obvious after so much explaining that… some people just can NOT learn or understand

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**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 8:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/verizon-math/241864/12 "2009-02-05T20:57:38Z")

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“Well, its a matter of opinion”…

if $0.002 = 0.002c, then $1 = 1c !?!?!?!? 🤣rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

So, those people should be paid 10c/hr, cause to them thats like $10…LOL

Looks like there is a whole blog for it. [http://verizonmath.blogspot.com/](http://verizonmath.blogspot.com/)

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**Author:** ![SXY\_TIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sxy_time/32/6293_2.png) [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2009, 9:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/verizon-math/241864/13 "2009-02-05T21:43:37Z")

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wow…as a math nut myself, this fucking enfuriated (sp) me lol  
its simple goddamn logic and these ppl are just…nvm, i cant think of a word to describe their moronic level of thinking
