# Viper guys are cool

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/viper-guys-are-cool/36317>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [October 2, 2007, 9:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/viper-guys-are-cool/36317 "2007-10-02T09:55:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 8

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**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/viper-guys-are-cool/36317/141 "2007-10-03T10:07:40Z")

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Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Im sorry this cracked me up

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**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/viper-guys-are-cool/36317/142 "2007-10-03T10:08:26Z")

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Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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**Author:** ![AFhockey31](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afhockey31/32/5086_2.png) [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/viper-guys-are-cool/36317/143 "2007-10-03T10:09:11Z")

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Yo momma’s so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/viper-guys-are-cool/36317/144 "2007-10-03T10:09:56Z")

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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

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**Author:** ![AFhockey31](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afhockey31/32/5086_2.png) [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/viper-guys-are-cool/36317/145 "2007-10-03T10:11:21Z")

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Yo momma’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

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**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/viper-guys-are-cool/36317/146 "2007-10-03T10:11:27Z")

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yo moma so fat se wore a malcom x shirt and a helocopter landed on her.

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**Author:** ![AFhockey31](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afhockey31/32/5086_2.png) [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/viper-guys-are-cool/36317/147 "2007-10-03T10:13:11Z")

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Yo mommas so fat, her belly button doesnt have lint, it has sweaters

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**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/viper-guys-are-cool/36317/148 "2007-10-03T10:13:19Z")

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Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/viper-guys-are-cool/36317/149 "2007-10-03T10:14:37Z")

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Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

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**Author:** ![AFhockey31](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afhockey31/32/5086_2.png) [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/viper-guys-are-cool/36317/150 "2007-10-03T10:15:22Z")

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Yo momma’s so fat, she wakes up in sections

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/viper-guys-are-cool/36317/151 "2007-10-03T10:15:52Z")

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Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/viper-guys-are-cool/36317/152 "2007-10-03T10:16:21Z")

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Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

🤣

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**Author:** ![AFhockey31](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afhockey31/32/5086_2.png) [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/viper-guys-are-cool/36317/153 "2007-10-03T10:17:47Z")

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[quote=“BikerFry,post:152,topic:36317"”]

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

🤣

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🤣 🤣:lol::lol:

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**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/viper-guys-are-cool/36317/154 "2007-10-03T10:20:13Z")

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Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/viper-guys-are-cool/36317/155 "2007-10-03T10:21:09Z")

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yo momma’s so bald I can see whats on her mind

yo momma’s so bald, she took a shower and got brainwashed

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**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/viper-guys-are-cool/36317/156 "2007-10-03T10:21:56Z")

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you momma so stupid she cancelled your daddys unemployment checks cause she gave him a blow job.

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**Author:** ![AFhockey31](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afhockey31/32/5086_2.png) [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/viper-guys-are-cool/36317/157 "2007-10-03T10:22:48Z")

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Yo momma’s so fat, she broke her leg, and gravy poured out

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/viper-guys-are-cool/36317/158 "2007-10-03T10:34:45Z")

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[quote=“BikerFry,post:152,topic:36317"”]

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

🤣

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👏

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**Author:** ![Studderin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/studderin/32/7197_2.png) [@Studderin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Studderin)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/viper-guys-are-cool/36317/159 "2007-10-03T10:36:29Z")

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but dose your momma have a V10

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**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2007, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/viper-guys-are-cool/36317/160 "2007-10-03T10:44:52Z")

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[quote=“BuickGN,post:74,topic:36317"”]

is that the guy that your dad took his car to duffs? the orange dodge

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yup. orange 440 challenger. won EVERY show he was at this year. had a 70 hemi cuda, sold for big bucks. has another '70 small block cuda hes doing, but this one will be a little custom. has a 70 challenger r/t for after that, but thats staying all oe. his projects usually take 2 years, but they are TOP notch. the viper is the car that he actually drives.

but believe it or not, hes a super cool guy. he is the last person in the world to flaunt his money

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