# volkswagens DO kill **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\ **Created:** [November 11, 2005, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/volkswagens-do-kill/4451 "2005-11-11T07:28:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/volkswagens-do-kill/4451/1 "2005-11-11T07:28:28Z")
Just not in the way that anyone who looks at this thread would think. So here we go. Cruisin’ down Rt. XX in Springville Sunday night at about 11, got Slvr97Teg with me, headin’ to Mickey D’s to grab some late night goodies. Goin’ down a hill at about 60, he’s checking out some footage on the vid cam and I’m pointing some stuff out to him when suddenly he goes ‘Look out for that deer!" I look up, and not 15 feet from me is a big ass 8 point buck. Now I’ve got full coverage on my car, and I’ve been dying to hit a deer so I can collect some insurance money so I can throw some aftermarket products on my car. The only thing is, Andy didn’t know that, so I’ve just got a great big smile on my face and he’s like WTF??? BOOOOMM!!! Instant cash. Deer was dead instantly, I feel bad and all for it, but fuck it. I pull over and Andy’s like, “Oh man, that sucks.” "What are you talking about dude, that’s fuckin’ awesome!!!" So he mangled my hood, broke my driver’s side headlight, driver’s side fender is mangled, driver’s side mirror is smashed off, and my grille is completely gone, and the bastard broke my radiator supports. Other than that, the car’s pretty good, still runs and drives. Took it to Autohaus Tuesday and Norm in service believes there’s $4,076.05 worth of damage.😃 I love you Norm. I won’t see that much, probably only about 3 grand, but that’s cool. I’ll try to post some pics. ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 9:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/volkswagens-do-kill/4451/2 "2005-11-11T09:44:07Z")
wow. thanks for the insurance rates ---
**Author:** ![Haenszel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e68b1a/32.png) [@Haenszel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Haenszel)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/volkswagens-do-kill/4451/3 "2005-11-11T09:47:55Z")
> [@Minglor](#): > > thanks for the insurance rates . ---
**Author:** ![1sik\_bmw](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1sik_bmw/32/7341_2.png) [@1sik\_bmw](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1sik_bmw)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/volkswagens-do-kill/4451/4 "2005-11-11T10:05:19Z")
…:needpic: ---
**Author:** ![neurokinetik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/neurokinetik/32/7270_2.png) [@neurokinetik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/neurokinetik)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2005, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/volkswagens-do-kill/4451/5 "2005-11-12T10:34:09Z")
Thanks for taking one for the team… :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Deuce](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deuce/32/7614_2.png) [@Deuce](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Deuce)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2005, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/volkswagens-do-kill/4451/6 "2005-11-12T11:11:21Z")
that would have sucked if your plan didnt turn out how you had wanted and the antlers went through the windhield and stabbed you :gotme:… ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2005, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/volkswagens-do-kill/4451/7 "2005-11-12T11:18:40Z")
> [@Deuce](#): > > that would have sucked if your plan didnt turn out how you had wanted and the antlers went through the windhield and stabbed you :gotme:… how optimistic of you… :tup: to stickin it to the insurance companies. those filthy bastards. ---
**Author:** ![Shrives](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shrives/32/7250_2.png) [@Shrives](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shrives)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2005, 11:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/volkswagens-do-kill/4451/8 "2005-11-12T11:20:50Z")
lol, so what are you doin to the gti now. please dont paint it that color you had in mind… ---
**Author:** ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2005, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/volkswagens-do-kill/4451/9 "2005-11-12T11:21:30Z")
sell it and buy a nissan ---
**Author:** ![Shrives](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shrives/32/7250_2.png) [@Shrives](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shrives)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2005, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/volkswagens-do-kill/4451/10 "2005-11-12T11:23:47Z")
lol you are all about those nissans arent you ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2005, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/volkswagens-do-kill/4451/11 "2005-11-12T12:08:55Z")
it would have been funnier if the deer went through the winshield, and you and your friend both died. ---
**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2005, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/volkswagens-do-kill/4451/12 "2005-11-12T13:17:48Z")
> [@94wvwglxvr6](#): > > it would have been funnier if the deer went through the winshield, and you and your friend both died. it would have been a lot cooler too. :tup: ---
**Author:** ![Ovrwrkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ovrwrkd/32/7586_2.png) [@Ovrwrkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ovrwrkd)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2005, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/volkswagens-do-kill/4451/13 "2005-11-12T13:38:26Z")
What insurance company do you use? ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2005, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/volkswagens-do-kill/4451/14 "2005-11-12T13:42:34Z")
Please don’t say progressive. If you do, please tell me your address, wait, nevermind, I know where you live already… :snky: ---
**Author:** ![AKA-FERRARI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/aka-ferrari/32/7260_2.png) [@AKA-FERRARI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AKA-FERRARI)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2005, 2:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/volkswagens-do-kill/4451/15 "2005-11-12T14:18:10Z")
prob not too smart to say it was intentional publically, kinda like keying your own car and calling it in :retard: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 9:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/volkswagens-do-kill/4451/16 "2005-11-14T09:33:56Z")
Yeah you’re right, that would’ve been fuckin’ hilarious if my friend and I died. Oh well, maybe next time guys.:rolljerk: No Shrives, I’m not goin’ with that color, haha, I’ve got a color idea in mind that you should like. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/volkswagens-do-kill/4451/17 "2005-11-14T09:36:06Z")
And technically it wasn’t intentional, I had absolutely no time to stop regardless, It’s just convenient that I hit it. ---
**Author:** ![Deuce](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deuce/32/7614_2.png) [@Deuce](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Deuce)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 9:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/volkswagens-do-kill/4451/18 "2005-11-14T09:38:30Z")
> [@MK3VdubCodyVR6442](#): > > Yeah you’re right, that would’ve been fuckin’ hilarious if my friend and I died. Oh well, maybe next time guys.:rolljerk: No Shrives, I’m not goin’ with that color, haha, I’ve got a color idea in mind that you should like. i never said it would be hilarious if you or your friend died, i didnt wish harm on anyone. what i did say was hoping to hit a deer is a stupid idea, what if your insurance scam backfired and you ended up harming yourself or others, did you think of that beforehand? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/volkswagens-do-kill/4451/19 "2005-11-14T10:33:43Z")
> [@94wvwglxvr6](#): > > it would have been funnier if the deer went through the winshield, and you and your friend both died. Not you, sorry Deuce. And yes, there is always a chance of something going wrong, but I trust the good folks who mass produce these fine automobiles, and I know they wouldn’t let me down, so I had faith that with the speed that I was traveling and the position I hit the deer in that nothing would go wrong. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2005, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/volkswagens-do-kill/4451/20 "2005-11-14T10:40:43Z")
And no, sorry Daddie, it’s not Progressive. But you can talk to my cousin about that one. He’s got it and it just so happens that he rear-ended someone last Wednesday in his BMW he just bought a month ago. He’s a big ass clown.😛 [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/volkswagens-do-kill/4451.md?page=2)