# VOTE NOW Worst post of the month! February - VOTE NOW **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 17, 2009, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-now-worst-post-of-the-month-february-vote-now/63168 "2009-02-17T08:52:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-now-worst-post-of-the-month-february-vote-now/63168/1 "2009-02-17T08:52:07Z")
Quote/paste any single post you would like to nominate as the worst thing posted this month. Nominees can be selected on the basis of terrible grammer, lack of class, general stupidity, etc. At the end of the month we’ll vote. Winner gets a temp ban! If you post a link you will get e-mushroom stamped by a mod. We’re lazy. Post the actual quote so that we can see it in this thread and it cannot be edited. Go! ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 8:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-now-worst-post-of-the-month-february-vote-now/63168/2 "2009-02-17T08:57:27Z")
We ARE lazy, so format for us: Member Name Link to post Quote of post. _SHORT_ explanation for recommendation as needed. Winner gets: Ban for 3 days Two consecutive wins - 5 day ban Three in a row - 2 week ban ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-now-worst-post-of-the-month-february-vote-now/63168/3 "2009-02-17T09:02:14Z")
> [@Monthly "worst post" contest?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/monthly-worst-post-contest/63162/20): > > People CONTRIBUTING to threads outside of Offtopic will be considered for an pardon. . ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 9:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-now-worst-post-of-the-month-february-vote-now/63168/4 "2009-02-17T09:12:46Z")
I nominate: JEG [http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=65318](http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=65318) > [@JEG"](#): > > Don’t know if there was already a thread for this, didnt feel like searching lol. So what are you guys planning on getting/doing with your tax returns? I’m only getting like $800 becuase I owed the state nearly $400. But I am gonna pay some bills and probably buy a new rifle. Reason: Extreme hypocrisy. Bitches to no end about social programs, gov’t spending, helping big business, and people mooching off the system, yet is currently unemployed living off said social programs and is spending the tax return on the taxes he paid minimal amounts of on a rifle. ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-now-worst-post-of-the-month-february-vote-now/63168/5 "2009-02-17T09:19:50Z")
I would like to nominate: [this](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/search.php?searchid=3672465) ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-now-worst-post-of-the-month-february-vote-now/63168/6 "2009-02-17T09:20:52Z")
> [@theblue](#): > > I would like to nominate: [this](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/search.php?searchid=3672465) > [@Fry"](#): > > If you post a link you will get e-mushroom stamped by a mod. We’re lazy. Post the actual quote so that we can see it in this thread and it cannot be edited. Don’t tempt me sukka! ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 9:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-now-worst-post-of-the-month-february-vote-now/63168/7 "2009-02-17T09:22:19Z")
> [@theblue](#): > > I would like to nominate: [this](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/search.php?searchid=3672465) you did it wrong ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 9:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-now-worst-post-of-the-month-february-vote-now/63168/8 "2009-02-17T09:23:39Z")
To be fair it would be difficult to quote every post JEG’s made in the last 17 days. I like where your head’s at with the nomination. ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 9:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-now-worst-post-of-the-month-february-vote-now/63168/9 "2009-02-17T09:23:46Z")
eeek, sorry… how about: JEG [http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=57411](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=57411) > I was hanging out with some friends today and their buddy Tony came over. He was saying how he heard that if you put a teaspoon of bleach in a glass of milk you will pass your drug test. I called him a retard for even thinking of drinking bleach. I was just wondering if anybody else has ever heard of this? wouldn’t that like…make you go blind? or destroy your insides? also, your stomach acid is a form of hydrochloric acid, and when when mixed with clorine or bleach, makes it much more caustic. I don’t worry about it, I’m not on anything…I’m trying to find another plumbing job, and cant afford to be failing drug tests…so I don’t do any. But yeah…what is the general thought on his drug test passing method? Reason: he made a thread about drinking bleach EDIT: that one is not from feb, so I really pick this one: [http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=65820](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=65820) > a little gun history… but I must note that I don’t want JEG banned, he’s just too entertaining… call it Just Carter syndrome. ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-now-worst-post-of-the-month-february-vote-now/63168/10 "2009-02-17T09:25:07Z")
bleach kills the aids I drink it weekly ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-now-worst-post-of-the-month-february-vote-now/63168/11 "2009-02-17T09:25:10Z")
> [@VANDIT"](#): > > Mike Barney has a white GT-R, i have pictures but no way to host, if anyone would like to do so pm me… > > its very sexy in person [http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=65773](http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=65773) Just blatant stupidity, I am sure there are more gems posted this month but this is the first one I thought of. > [@theblue](#): > > eeek, sorry… how about: > > JEG > > [http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=57411](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=57411) > > Reason: he made a thread about drinking bleach > > but I must note that I don’t want JEG banned, he’s just too entertaining… call it Just Carter syndrome. [http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=65933](http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=65933) Not reading/understanding this thread and realizing it is posts made THIS month. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 9:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-now-worst-post-of-the-month-february-vote-now/63168/12 "2009-02-17T09:33:54Z")
I swear to god I could put you guys in a room where heidi klum was roofied, naked, and covered in baby oil and you would manage to fuck that up. :lol: ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-now-worst-post-of-the-month-february-vote-now/63168/13 "2009-02-17T09:35:10Z")
lol i bet i would get her prego …lol ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-now-worst-post-of-the-month-february-vote-now/63168/14 "2009-02-17T09:35:21Z")
which would be the correct thing to do! ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-now-worst-post-of-the-month-february-vote-now/63168/15 "2009-02-17T09:36:22Z")
> [@Nikuk](#): > > I swear to god I could put you guys in a room where heidi klum was roofied, naked, and covered in baby oil and you would manage to fuck that up. > > :lol: Try me. No, really. Please. That sounds really nice. ---
**Author:** ![glitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/0ea827/32.png) [@glitch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/glitch)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-now-worst-post-of-the-month-february-vote-now/63168/16 "2009-02-17T09:43:42Z")
> [@Minglor](#): > > [http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=65773](http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=65773) > > Just blatant stupidity, I am sure there are more gems posted this month but this is the first one I thought of. Haha, that post is teh winnar IMO. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-now-worst-post-of-the-month-february-vote-now/63168/17 "2009-02-17T09:51:13Z")
would it be ironic if someone in this thread, who doesn’t understand the rules, wins the contest? ---
**Author:** ![SideWinderGX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@SideWinderGX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SideWinderGX)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-now-worst-post-of-the-month-february-vote-now/63168/18 "2009-02-17T10:59:23Z")
I just got banned from roclife, again (faggot mod who banned me didn’t even give a reason), so winning this contest would suck donkey balls. ---
**Author:** ![BREETIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/breetime/32/5214_2.png) [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 11:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-now-worst-post-of-the-month-february-vote-now/63168/19 "2009-02-17T11:41:26Z")
this should be good ---
**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-now-worst-post-of-the-month-february-vote-now/63168/20 "2009-02-17T11:42:29Z")
> [@SideWinderGX](#): > > I just got banned from roclife, again (faggot mod who banned me didn’t even give a reason), so winning this contest would suck donkey balls. no, it would be great for the rest of us… [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-now-worst-post-of-the-month-february-vote-now/63168.md?page=2)