# Vote to ban Semen aka Touchthisdickb1 **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 9, 2010, 11:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-to-ban-semen-aka-touchthisdickb1/253833 "2010-08-09T23:11:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 11:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-to-ban-semen-aka-touchthisdickb1/253833/1 "2010-08-09T23:11:04Z")
For bumping numerous 1-2+yr old threads. Fucker! :lol ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 11:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-to-ban-semen-aka-touchthisdickb1/253833/2 "2010-08-09T23:12:39Z")
Counter vote to ban Adumb. ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 11:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-to-ban-semen-aka-touchthisdickb1/253833/3 "2010-08-09T23:13:16Z")
Thank you. Your opinion is valued ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 11:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-to-ban-semen-aka-touchthisdickb1/253833/4 "2010-08-09T23:14:44Z")
I nose. ---
**Author:** ![tougethisDB1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tougethisdb1/32/6358_2.png) [@tougethisDB1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tougethisDB1)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 11:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-to-ban-semen-aka-touchthisdickb1/253833/5 "2010-08-09T23:14:51Z")
i was wondering when youd notice what ive done with the place adumb lol! i like the old look better. ---
**Author:** ![tougethisDB1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tougethisdb1/32/6358_2.png) [@tougethisDB1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tougethisDB1)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 11:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-to-ban-semen-aka-touchthisdickb1/253833/6 "2010-08-09T23:18:08Z")
![http://www.motivationalz.com/pictures/gay.jpg](http://www.motivationalz.com/pictures/gay.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 11:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-to-ban-semen-aka-touchthisdickb1/253833/7 "2010-08-09T23:18:43Z")
Lock 1 ---
**Author:** ![tougethisDB1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tougethisdb1/32/6358_2.png) [@tougethisDB1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tougethisDB1)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 11:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-to-ban-semen-aka-touchthisdickb1/253833/8 "2010-08-09T23:19:33Z")
lock 2 ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 11:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-to-ban-semen-aka-touchthisdickb1/253833/9 "2010-08-09T23:20:10Z")
nope ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 11:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-to-ban-semen-aka-touchthisdickb1/253833/10 "2010-08-09T23:22:37Z")
Here is a story that I like to tell during troubled times and hardship. There once were two young gentlemen. We will call them 94Gt5.0 and LKSi. They were big in their local area’s “street racing scene.” They were actually considered the top contenders. They ran an elite street racing crew called “The Focus Guys,” due to their incredible choice of car; the Ford Focus. 94’s Focus looked like this ![http://0.tqn.com/d/cars/1/0/G/e/1/ag_09focus_frtleft1.jpg](http://0.tqn.com/d/cars/1/0/G/e/1/ag_09focus_frtleft1.jpg) It was really fast due to various modifications that 94Gt5.0 completed during his spare time when he was not working. He worked at a gay bar. I will now list the modifications in bullet format -Custom one turbocharger per cylinder kit (4 turbos) -Smoke stacks -2 different body kits -Rear strut bar His best time in the 1/4 mile was 4.3 at a speed of 435 miles per hour. To reach these speeds, 94 required a custom transmission. He and LKSi built one using Play-Doh. You may say, “Play-Doh? That’s stupid.” WRONG. EVER COOK THAT SHIT IN AN OVEN??? HARD AS A ROCK. Thank you very much! 94 was “king of the streets” because his car was faster than any other car around. He was once seen racing the Concord (transAtlanic supersonic jet) from a 60mph roll on I87N. He was ahead of the plane until he hit a patch of water under the new Exit 6 bridge. LKSi saved his life. The end. ---
**Author:** ![tougethisDB1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tougethisdb1/32/6358_2.png) [@tougethisDB1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tougethisDB1)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 11:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-to-ban-semen-aka-touchthisdickb1/253833/11 "2010-08-09T23:24:34Z")
cool story brah. ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2010, 11:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-to-ban-semen-aka-touchthisdickb1/253833/12 "2010-08-09T23:24:52Z")
BRO. Even, I dont. ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-to-ban-semen-aka-touchthisdickb1/253833/13 "2010-08-10T11:19:31Z")
:rofl Lance, what the fuck man lol ---
**Author:** ![MX-5](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mx-5/32/6336_2.png) [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-to-ban-semen-aka-touchthisdickb1/253833/14 "2010-08-10T11:29:14Z")
![http://photos.somd.com/data/27/medium/Beaver_with_carrot_DSC_9373_copy.jpg](http://photos.somd.com/data/27/medium/Beaver_with_carrot_DSC_9373_copy.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![HANSTECH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hanstech/32/6445_2.png) [@HANSTECH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HANSTECH)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2010, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vote-to-ban-semen-aka-touchthisdickb1/253833/15 "2010-08-10T12:31:00Z")
nom nom nom