# VWs suck ass **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vws-suck-ass/237232 **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic **Created:** [June 7, 2008, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vws-suck-ass/237232 "2008-06-07T19:22:37Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle) #### Post date: [June 7, 2008, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vws-suck-ass/237232/1 "2008-06-07T19:22:37Z")
I got my junk stuck in the fan belt and then finally got it out and it got binded up in the window! :wtf That is all. ---
### Author: ![Celtic1982citleC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/celtic1982citlec/32/6323_2.png) [@Celtic1982citleC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Celtic1982citleC) #### Post date: [June 7, 2008, 10:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vws-suck-ass/237232/2 "2008-06-07T22:50:23Z")
This coming from an M3 owner who has more problems with his car than a whore has with std’s :runaway ---
### Author: ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1) #### Post date: [June 7, 2008, 10:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vws-suck-ass/237232/3 "2008-06-07T22:54:34Z")
> [@BENNYFIZZLE](#): > > I got my junk stuck in the fan how the FUCK did you do that, i bet that hurt like a mother… ---
### Author: ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4) #### Post date: [June 7, 2008, 10:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vws-suck-ass/237232/4 "2008-06-07T22:55:02Z")
That sounds almost as gay as having safe space stripes. :confused ---
### Author: ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1) #### Post date: [June 7, 2008, 10:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vws-suck-ass/237232/5 "2008-06-07T22:56:39Z")
hahaha i got so caught up in the fact u got ur junk stuck in the fan i didnt see the window part OUCH ---
### Author: ![Code\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ea924/32.png) [@Code\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Code_Blue) #### Post date: [June 8, 2008, 9:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vws-suck-ass/237232/6 "2008-06-08T09:29:49Z")
well the vw might not suck so badly if you’d just quite sticking your pecker everywhere ---
### Author: ![stockcarboy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stockcarboy/32/6303_2.png) [@stockcarboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stockcarboy) #### Post date: [June 8, 2008, 7:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vws-suck-ass/237232/7 "2008-06-08T19:47:00Z")
wtf i dont even want to know :idiots ---
### Author: ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry) #### Post date: [June 8, 2008, 7:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vws-suck-ass/237232/8 "2008-06-08T19:54:32Z")
i dont wanna know either ---
### Author: ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power) #### Post date: [June 8, 2008, 8:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vws-suck-ass/237232/9 "2008-06-08T20:29:02Z")
Damn Benny :wtf :shifty ---
### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle) #### Post date: [June 9, 2008, 4:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vws-suck-ass/237232/10 "2008-06-09T04:31:27Z")
:shifty ---
### Author: ![Johawk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johawk/32/6284_2.png) [@Johawk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johawk) #### Post date: [June 9, 2008, 5:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vws-suck-ass/237232/11 "2008-06-09T05:29:28Z")
The GFs VW wont roll up the window if an object, ie. your “junk”, was in their… I should know :tong ---
### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle) #### Post date: [June 9, 2008, 5:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vws-suck-ass/237232/12 "2008-06-09T05:47:27Z")
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### Author: ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole) #### Post date: [June 9, 2008, 5:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vws-suck-ass/237232/13 "2008-06-09T05:53:42Z")
> [@Johawk](#): > > The GFs VW wont roll up the window if an object, ie. your “junk”, was in their… I should know :tong True story. It’s a safety feature. Rolls up, then senses something is there, and rolls back down. ;D Was it an MKIII or something? Maybe those don’t have that feature, I don’t know… ---
### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle) #### Post date: [June 9, 2008, 6:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vws-suck-ass/237232/14 "2008-06-09T06:00:16Z")
:rofl I never even read the OP :rofl ---
### Author: ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub) #### Post date: [June 9, 2008, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vws-suck-ass/237232/15 "2008-06-09T12:08:41Z")
Benny, remember? We went over this already. Do NOT hump a car upfront because of fans and the rear because of hot exhaust. ---
### Author: ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole) #### Post date: [June 9, 2008, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vws-suck-ass/237232/16 "2008-06-09T12:11:38Z")
> [@votblindub](#): > > Benny, remember? We went over this already. Do NOT hump a car upfront because of fans and the rear because of hot exhaust. Umm… I actually do know someone who got drunk and tried to fuck a Beretta. :idiots ---
### Author: ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub) #### Post date: [June 9, 2008, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vws-suck-ass/237232/17 "2008-06-09T12:13:52Z")
> [@n!cole](#): > > Umm… I actually do know someone who got drunk and tried to fuck a Beretta. :idiots you have to be a pro at it, like me. I’m so ninja fast, you dont know it happened :ninja ---
### Author: ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole) #### Post date: [June 9, 2008, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vws-suck-ass/237232/18 "2008-06-09T12:16:14Z")
I don’t even want to know. :lol ---
### Author: ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS) #### Post date: [June 9, 2008, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vws-suck-ass/237232/19 "2008-06-09T12:17:26Z")
pics or it didn’t happen! ahahaha :crackup ---
### Author: ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub) #### Post date: [June 9, 2008, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vws-suck-ass/237232/20 "2008-06-09T12:20:45Z")
> [@Wayne64SS](#): > > pics or it didn’t happen! ahahaha :crackup its tough to get a pic of me doing this. i move so fast ninjas have problems keeping up with me, so theres no way film can catch me. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vws-suck-ass/237232.md?page=2)