# Waffles! **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 10, 2011, 5:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waffles/213325 "2011-06-10T05:43:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 5:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waffles/213325/1 "2011-06-10T05:43:38Z")
I haven’t had any in years. I miss them. They’re magic. You can cover them with syrup, or berries, or whipped cream, or roffle. You can make a peanut butter sandwich with them. You can eat them with fried chicken and kool aid and call it soul food. Discuss. How do you like your waffles? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 5:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waffles/213325/2 "2011-06-10T05:45:21Z")
They make a Bacon Waffle at the Original Pancake House on Main St. in Willyville. That is all. ---
**Author:** ![myfakeevo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/myfakeevo/32/5372_2.png) [@myfakeevo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/myfakeevo)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 5:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waffles/213325/3 "2011-06-10T05:45:40Z")
i like waffles with my dick in them ---
**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 5:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waffles/213325/4 "2011-06-10T05:47:28Z")
:io: ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 5:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waffles/213325/5 "2011-06-10T05:50:49Z")
> [@myfakeevo](#): > > i like waffles with my dick in them That was pretty funny. ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 5:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waffles/213325/6 "2011-06-10T05:55:34Z")
I’m boring when it comes to waffles. I like store bought waffles with just butter and syrup. Table syrup, not the real maple syrup. It’s like I’m not even Canadian… ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 5:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waffles/213325/7 "2011-06-10T05:56:30Z")
> [@Geoff](#): > > :io: Just making a point. > [@OH, thats a fucking mirror?!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oh-thats-a-fucking-mirror/213287/33): > > Please note: This thread is boring. The nose hair thread is so wacky that it’s entertaining so not only is it thriving on its own, it has also helped your lame ass thread make it to 33 posts. > > If you want to vent into an abyss of human consciousness, make a twitter account. Message boards are for discussion. Now if you will excuse me, I am going to go make a thread about waffles that will get more traffic than this thread just to prove a point. It’s been a while since I’ve had a good ADD flare up on here. Today seems like a good day. Now back on topic: ![http://goofygifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/funny-gifs-waffle-time.gif](http://goofygifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/funny-gifs-waffle-time.gif) ---------- Post added at 08:56 AM ---------- Previous post was at 08:55 AM ---------- > [@Paulo](#): > > It’s like I’m not even Canadian… No gravy?! ---
**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 6:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waffles/213325/8 "2011-06-10T06:35:09Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > Just making a point. That : io : was not intended for you! ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 6:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waffles/213325/9 "2011-06-10T06:38:10Z")
It’s all about me. But yeah, I prefer my waffles sans dick. For those of you who don’t hablo espanol that means without dick. ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 7:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waffles/213325/10 "2011-06-10T07:25:12Z")
so you like your waffles and dick separate? Which order do you prefer to consume them in? ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 7:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waffles/213325/11 "2011-06-10T07:34:45Z")
Waffles first. ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waffles/213325/12 "2011-06-10T07:57:18Z")
I could go for a Pizza waffle. ---
**Author:** ![turbociv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@turbociv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbociv)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 8:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waffles/213325/13 "2011-06-10T08:08:14Z")
i had waffles and syrup this morning and it was delicious. ---
**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 8:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waffles/213325/14 "2011-06-10T08:16:14Z")
I had some amazing gourmet waffles a couple weeks ago. They were absolutely amazing. ---
**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waffles/213325/15 "2011-06-10T08:32:38Z")
That sounds amazing! ---
**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waffles/213325/16 "2011-06-10T08:41:26Z")
> [@Geoff](#): > > That sounds amazing! The amazing amazingness were completely unsurpassed in their amazing ability to be amazing. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 10:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waffles/213325/17 "2011-06-10T10:00:36Z")
fuck now i want waffles. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 10:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waffles/213325/18 "2011-06-10T10:02:03Z")
The funny part is I actually have no desire for waffles. Carb bomb goes in, blood sugar spikes, insulin starts sending out the order to store all this extra energy, blood sugar plummets, I get fat and tired. No thank you. I think this thread should take a healthy turn. When I get home tonight I’m going to throw some shrimp, coconut milk, whatever veggies I have in the house, a can of pineapple chunks, and some ginger into a frying pan. Mmm 15 minute magic, which was also my knickname in college. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waffles/213325/19 "2011-06-10T10:05:35Z")
dont clutter up this thread with healthy thoughts. ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waffles/213325/20 "2011-06-10T10:09:33Z")
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