# Waiting till you get to work for #2 **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 8, 2005, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waiting-till-you-get-to-work-for-2/658 "2005-07-08T06:43:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Xander](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xander/32/7597_2.png) [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waiting-till-you-get-to-work-for-2/658/1 "2005-07-08T06:43:16Z")
Nothing better than shitting on Company time instead of your own. :crap: x… ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 6:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waiting-till-you-get-to-work-for-2/658/2 "2005-07-08T06:47:44Z")
Done and Done. Its office hours ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waiting-till-you-get-to-work-for-2/658/3 "2005-07-08T06:51:38Z")
lol, phone games \> \* for that :crap: ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 6:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waiting-till-you-get-to-work-for-2/658/4 "2005-07-08T06:52:34Z")
I live for shitting at work! I take my Maxim or Stuff and spend a good 20 minutes reading quality articles on work’s time. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 6:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waiting-till-you-get-to-work-for-2/658/5 "2005-07-08T06:54:15Z")
i used to sleep in the uniform closet at a bar i worked at… ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waiting-till-you-get-to-work-for-2/658/6 "2005-07-08T06:55:57Z")
I used to bang my ex in the break room and my office at the video store i managed, karma is a bitch cause my new job i cant leave my desk. ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waiting-till-you-get-to-work-for-2/658/7 "2005-07-08T06:57:20Z")
I spend a good amount of time at work in the commuter lounge at UB ---
**Author:** ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waiting-till-you-get-to-work-for-2/658/8 "2005-07-08T06:57:53Z")
I usually brign an issue of Sport Compact Car for my daily shit reading material…or print articles form their webpage to read… ---
**Author:** ![POOPRA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/poopra/32/7188_2.png) [@POOPRA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/POOPRA)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 7:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waiting-till-you-get-to-work-for-2/658/9 "2005-07-08T07:07:23Z")
X your on comission so doesnt matter when you poop… but I guess if you have to be in the office you should poop on them. ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 7:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waiting-till-you-get-to-work-for-2/658/10 "2005-07-08T07:13:47Z")
pda phone with movies, mp3s, news, weather & sprts + shitting at work = teh win ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waiting-till-you-get-to-work-for-2/658/11 "2005-07-08T08:00:04Z")
> [@chino](#): > > lol, phone games \> \* for that :crap: LMAO, _just_ returned to my desk after a round of shitter golf via Sprint. ---
**Author:** ![Lucky\_Cheater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Lucky\_Cheater](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Lucky_Cheater)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waiting-till-you-get-to-work-for-2/658/12 "2005-07-08T08:04:32Z")
Im sure everyone already knows about this, it’s been around for years but… [http://corporatedump.com](http://corporatedump.com) scroll to the bottum of the page, you can time your shits and it tells you how much company money you wasted. -Cheater- ---
**Author:** ![Anonymity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anonymity/32/7215_2.png) [@Anonymity](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anonymity)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waiting-till-you-get-to-work-for-2/658/13 "2005-07-08T08:19:43Z")
i love " dropping some friends off at the pool " at work ---
**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 8:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waiting-till-you-get-to-work-for-2/658/14 "2005-07-08T08:22:03Z")
You got it all wrong. #2 while receiving overtime \>\* ---
**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waiting-till-you-get-to-work-for-2/658/15 "2005-07-08T08:51:52Z")
have to poop at work. the money saved on not buying ass paper was what i used to build my engine ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waiting-till-you-get-to-work-for-2/658/16 "2005-07-08T09:06:02Z")
i try and never poop at home, our toliet gets clogged very easily because someone seriously flushed a toothbrush down it and spending a good 10-15 mins in the shitter with a magazine or anything is a great way to break up the day :crap: ---
**Author:** ![soopa7fly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@soopa7fly](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/soopa7fly)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waiting-till-you-get-to-work-for-2/658/17 "2005-07-08T09:54:29Z")
when i go in to work early in the morning, i clock in and head right for the bathroom. nothing like taking a break before you even start. ---
**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waiting-till-you-get-to-work-for-2/658/18 "2005-07-08T10:13:51Z")
I’m taking the boys for a dip right now… ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waiting-till-you-get-to-work-for-2/658/19 "2005-07-08T11:01:48Z")
wow, 2nd time today. mighty messed me up a little more then usual. -Nick ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waiting-till-you-get-to-work-for-2/658/20 "2005-07-08T11:16:28Z")
haha my roommate was recently fired from UPS for leaving his spot and taking a shit, guess hes not as lucky as the rest [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/waiting-till-you-get-to-work-for-2/658.md?page=2)