# Wallenda wears a sissy strap

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wallenda-wears-a-sissy-strap/223179>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [May 21, 2012, 3:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wallenda-wears-a-sissy-strap/223179 "2012-05-21T15:12:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wallenda-wears-a-sissy-strap/223179/61 "2012-05-22T10:36:51Z")

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[https://youtu.be/eXu-KfMuE68](https://youtu.be/eXu-KfMuE68)

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**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wallenda-wears-a-sissy-strap/223179/62 "2012-05-22T10:36:58Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> It’s way more of a conspiracy theory to tnk it is fake than real…

I was kidding to begin with. I said LMAO because there are documentaries on 9-11 for both sides so saying there is a documentary means very little to me.

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wallenda-wears-a-sissy-strap/223179/63 "2012-05-22T10:44:48Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> …snip…

Thank you Fry, I knew we had talked about tethers before but couldn’t remember the guy’s name.

[http://www.nyspeed.com/showthread.php?165253-Watched-the-quot-death-defying-quot-high-wire-walk](http://www.nyspeed.com/showthread.php?165253-Watched-the-quot-death-defying-quot-high-wire-walk)…

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**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wallenda-wears-a-sissy-strap/223179/64 "2012-05-22T10:46:36Z")

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The harness takes the thrill of NASCAR right out of this…

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**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wallenda-wears-a-sissy-strap/223179/65 "2012-05-22T10:47:50Z")

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Tough Poll…

1. He wears a strap and gets money/fame from advertisers, won’t die
2. Doesn’t wear a strap, potential to fall to his death, lose out on money, possibly cancel the whole thing.

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**Author:** ![Spam16v](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spam16v/32/5287_2.png) [@Spam16v](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Spam16v)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 11:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wallenda-wears-a-sissy-strap/223179/66 "2012-05-22T11:26:31Z")

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I personally would love an option for Bacon.

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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wallenda-wears-a-sissy-strap/223179/67 "2012-05-22T11:28:30Z")

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Any idea how much he gets paid for something like this?

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**Author:** ![Spam16v](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spam16v/32/5287_2.png) [@Spam16v](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Spam16v)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 11:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wallenda-wears-a-sissy-strap/223179/68 "2012-05-22T11:33:39Z")

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> [@boxxa](#):
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> Any idea how much he gets paid for something like this?

A G5 and a LOT of money. I’d like to know too.  
 ![http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2010/6/8/1276006395326/Tom-Cruise-as-Len-Grossma-001.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/2/4/242f4f8ca2f84e210d1154d173cc9d9e93ea3c7d.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 11:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wallenda-wears-a-sissy-strap/223179/69 "2012-05-22T11:44:24Z")

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> [@Spam16v](#):
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> I personally would love an option for Bacon.

Ask and ye shall receive…

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**Author:** ![TsiTalon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tsitalon/32/5012_2.png) [@TsiTalon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TsiTalon)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wallenda-wears-a-sissy-strap/223179/70 "2012-05-22T12:52:24Z")

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The question of should he use a tether is a bad way to phrase the poll. Since it doesn’t seem that much of an “argument” if he has to use a tether… The majority of this argument is around whether him walking with a tether is less interesting/badass/dare devil-ish. The poll should be focused around the argument.

Of course he “Shouldn’t” wear a tether, but the fact that he has no choice takes away from that being an argument. So the poll should read more like “Does him wearing a tether make this that much less cool/badass/dare devil-ish?” - this still doesn’t capture the argument properly.

I think if he falls, he should be executed in private… 😛 But, seriously… It takes a huge set to do this and it takes a bunch of skill to do it too, harness or not. If he does in fact fall then we can all say he sucks and deserves to die etc, blah blah blah… But if he doesn’t fall with a harness on then he doesn’t fall without one. Right? (Mentally its not the same for the performer, I understand… This isn’t a perfect world).

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**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wallenda-wears-a-sissy-strap/223179/71 "2012-05-22T13:16:34Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> Ok boxxa I’ll set up a highline with a tether. Lmk when you want to try it. I’ll call you a daredevil.
> 
> 100% serious.

I have my prax approved harness, and lanyard you can borrow, but you will need to sit through fall protection training first…

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**Author:** ![Spam16v](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spam16v/32/5287_2.png) [@Spam16v](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Spam16v)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 1:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wallenda-wears-a-sissy-strap/223179/72 "2012-05-22T13:45:19Z")

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> [@Geehee](#):
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> Ask and ye shall receive…

Much love.

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**Author:** ![honda4life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/honda4life/32/5300_2.png) [@honda4life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/honda4life)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 3:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wallenda-wears-a-sissy-strap/223179/73 "2012-05-22T15:54:24Z")

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It’s like asking Newman to base jump with out a parachute :gotme:

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**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wallenda-wears-a-sissy-strap/223179/74 "2012-05-22T16:19:13Z")

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> [@honda4life](#):
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> It’s like asking Newman to base jump with out a parachute :gotme:

Worst comparison ever

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**Author:** ![NYstanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/6a8cbe/32.png) [@NYstanger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NYstanger)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 5:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wallenda-wears-a-sissy-strap/223179/75 "2012-05-22T17:09:46Z")

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So would it not be a daredevil stunt in a car if it had a full roll cage and the driver wore all sorts of safety gear?

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**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 5:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wallenda-wears-a-sissy-strap/223179/76 "2012-05-22T17:16:08Z")

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Ok, NYSpeed bbq…zip line 40’ high, safety backup strap if you wish…no line / equipment test with a guess at line size for strength. Sounds dangerous enough. Oh, and someone can spray a pressure washer at people for mist.

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**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 5:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wallenda-wears-a-sissy-strap/223179/77 "2012-05-22T17:22:27Z")

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> [@NYstanger](#):
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> So would it not be a daredevil stunt in a car if it had a full roll cage and the driver wore all sorts of safety gear?

You can still die in that situation. they take some of the risk out, but not all of it. Wearing a harness makes this nearly 100% risk free unless somehow as he falls his neck wraps in the lanyard and gets snapped which I do not think is possible.

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**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 5:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wallenda-wears-a-sissy-strap/223179/78 "2012-05-22T17:23:04Z")

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There a lot of menopause going on in this thread.

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**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 5:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wallenda-wears-a-sissy-strap/223179/79 "2012-05-22T17:23:44Z")

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Balls + More Impressive - - - @2:43 … 0 safety equipment.

[https://youtu.be/6qArT-U\_rdU](https://youtu.be/6qArT-U_rdU)

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**Author:** ![GV1390](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gv1390/32/5432_2.png) [@GV1390](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GV1390)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 5:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wallenda-wears-a-sissy-strap/223179/80 "2012-05-22T17:44:30Z")

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> [@LZ](#):
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> Worst comparison ever

That’s because Evan fucking sucks.

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