# Want to colonize Mars? **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/want-to-colonize-mars/228082 **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic **Created:** [January 8, 2013, 9:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/want-to-colonize-mars/228082 "2013-01-08T21:41:19Z") **Posts on this page:** 16 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![08GT500](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/08gt500/32/5417_2.png) [@08GT500](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/08GT500) #### Post date: [January 8, 2013, 9:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/want-to-colonize-mars/228082/1 "2013-01-08T21:41:19Z")
Here’s your chance to spread your seed across the stars. > **[Help Wanted: Astronauts Needed for Mars Colony](https://www.wired.com/2013/01/mars-astronaut-requirements/?cid=5255374)** > > Mars One, a nonprofit organization based in the Netherlands, intends to establish a human settlement on Mars in 2023. Anyone on planet Earth can apply if they meet the basic requirements. But obviously, the job isn't for just anyone. On Jan. 8, Mars... ---
### Author: ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23) #### Post date: [January 8, 2013, 9:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/want-to-colonize-mars/228082/2 "2013-01-08T21:42:24Z")
Fuck it. I’ll do it. ---
### Author: ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam) #### Post date: [January 8, 2013, 9:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/want-to-colonize-mars/228082/3 "2013-01-08T21:44:16Z")
That’s pretty wild! ---
### Author: ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23) #### Post date: [January 8, 2013, 9:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/want-to-colonize-mars/228082/4 "2013-01-08T21:49:27Z")
^Sign up with me. ---
### Author: ![Mr\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mr_t/32/7454_2.png) [@Mr\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr_T) #### Post date: [January 8, 2013, 10:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/want-to-colonize-mars/228082/5 "2013-01-08T22:53:37Z")
that is some crazy shit lol ---
### Author: ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam) #### Post date: [January 8, 2013, 11:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/want-to-colonize-mars/228082/6 "2013-01-08T23:11:05Z")
> [@Motocrossx23](#): > > ^Sign up with me. You want to carry my space baby? Lol ---
### Author: ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23) #### Post date: [January 8, 2013, 11:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/want-to-colonize-mars/228082/7 "2013-01-08T23:50:36Z")
No homo? ---
### Author: ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000) #### Post date: [January 9, 2013, 4:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/want-to-colonize-mars/228082/8 "2013-01-09T04:51:30Z")
Wow no coming back. ---
### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry) #### Post date: [January 9, 2013, 5:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/want-to-colonize-mars/228082/9 "2013-01-09T05:53:27Z")
So it’s a reality TV show that culminates with the viewers voting on who goes? Sounds like a good way to start a planet to me. ---
### Author: ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U) #### Post date: [January 9, 2013, 5:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/want-to-colonize-mars/228082/10 "2013-01-09T05:57:30Z")
So pretty much a life sentence to the Sahara x 327575982598 in the name of science… No thanks. Glad there are 8 Billion other homies on this rock though. Should be cool as fak. ---
### Author: ![00zx6r](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/00zx6r/32/7244_2.png) [@00zx6r](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/00zx6r) #### Post date: [January 9, 2013, 6:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/want-to-colonize-mars/228082/11 "2013-01-09T06:02:39Z")
not-for-profit… not-for me 🙂 ---
### Author: ![Jimshorts](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jimshorts/32/5915_2.png) [@Jimshorts](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jimshorts) #### Post date: [January 11, 2013, 7:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/want-to-colonize-mars/228082/12 "2013-01-11T07:01:25Z")
Sign me up. ---
### Author: ![Event](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/event/32/5443_2.png) [@Event](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Event) #### Post date: [January 11, 2013, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/want-to-colonize-mars/228082/13 "2013-01-11T07:05:27Z")
> [@Motocrossx23](#): > > Fuck it. > > I’ll do it. You realize that you’ll then be on a reality TV show, right? I’ll have to sign up just to fly to Mars to punch you in the face. ---
### Author: ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23) #### Post date: [January 11, 2013, 7:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/want-to-colonize-mars/228082/14 "2013-01-11T07:36:19Z")
I just wanna be the first man on earth to fuck a 4-5 on Mars. In the butt. ---
### Author: ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker) #### Post date: [January 11, 2013, 7:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/want-to-colonize-mars/228082/15 "2013-01-11T07:54:31Z")
LMAO at the comments ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/Thorguitarist/HelpWantedAstronautsNeededforMarsColonyWiredScienceWiredcom_zpseee5b547.png](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/Thorguitarist/HelpWantedAstronautsNeededforMarsColonyWiredScienceWiredcom_zpseee5b547.png) ---
### Author: ![slo\_ride](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@slo\_ride](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slo_ride) #### Post date: [January 11, 2013, 6:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/want-to-colonize-mars/228082/16 "2013-01-11T18:55:16Z")
i would do it at the drop of a hat