# want to look better than ever and still not get a date?

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**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 29, 2008, 11:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/want-to-look-better-than-ever-and-still-not-get-a-date/54099 "2008-08-29T11:09:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 11:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/want-to-look-better-than-ever-and-still-not-get-a-date/54099/1 "2008-08-29T11:09:32Z")

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oy

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/want-to-look-better-than-ever-and-still-not-get-a-date/54099/2 "2008-08-29T11:16:43Z")

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lol. actually pretty good.

What if Michael Jordan gave up?

What if Abe Lincoln gave up?

Well, if Abe Lincoln didn’t gave up, Michael Jordan wouldn’t have the chance to give anything up…

And LOL at 300lb storm trooper popping the ball…

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**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/want-to-look-better-than-ever-and-still-not-get-a-date/54099/3 "2008-08-29T11:21:45Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> And LOL at 300lb storm trooper popping the ball…

LOL that made me burst out laughing throughout office