# Wanted: hilarious kijiji adds **URL:** \ **Category:** SON240sx Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 14, 2010, 3:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wanted-hilarious-kijiji-adds/131490 "2010-02-14T15:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Skinny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skinny/32/5584_2.png) [@Skinny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skinny)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2010, 3:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wanted-hilarious-kijiji-adds/131490/1 "2010-02-14T15:36:52Z")
[http://kingston.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-other-I-AM-LOOKING-FOR-W0QQAdIdZ185945917](http://kingston.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-other-I-AM-LOOKING-FOR-W0QQAdIdZ185945917) Just browsing kijiji and found this gem. ---
**Author:** ![MP\_B240](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mp_b240/32/5697_2.png) [@MP\_B240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MP_B240)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2010, 3:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wanted-hilarious-kijiji-adds/131490/2 "2010-02-14T15:49:04Z")
that’s my ad, don’t be a dick ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Crazy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_crazy/32/5730_2.png) [@Turbo\_Crazy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Crazy)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2010, 3:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wanted-hilarious-kijiji-adds/131490/3 "2010-02-14T15:50:41Z")
LOL some people these days ---
**Author:** ![Skinny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skinny/32/5584_2.png) [@Skinny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skinny)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2010, 4:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wanted-hilarious-kijiji-adds/131490/4 "2010-02-14T16:02:38Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/26050/11): > > that’s my ad, don’t be a dick what kinda kinky shit you into. ---
**Author:** ![izzo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/izzo/32/5769_2.png) [@izzo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/izzo)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2010, 4:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wanted-hilarious-kijiji-adds/131490/5 "2010-02-14T16:06:52Z")
he is probably gonna let that goat start striping around that pole lol ---
**Author:** ![kevkev](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6f9a4e/32.png) [@kevkev](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kevkev)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2010, 4:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wanted-hilarious-kijiji-adds/131490/6 "2010-02-14T16:08:03Z")
hahahah ive never come across an add like that ! ---
**Author:** ![BoOsT-HuNgRy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost-hungry/32/5721_2.png) [@BoOsT-HuNgRy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BoOsT-HuNgRy)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2010, 4:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wanted-hilarious-kijiji-adds/131490/7 "2010-02-14T16:16:06Z")
lol this is funny shit this guys prolly got a pair of rubber boots and vellcrow gloves to ---
**Author:** ![Feint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71e660/32.png) [@Feint](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Feint)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2010, 4:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wanted-hilarious-kijiji-adds/131490/8 "2010-02-14T16:30:31Z")
He’s gonna sacrifice the goat, and drink it’s blood/ pour it over his girlfriend (slave locked in the basement) and make her put on a ceremonial performance for their demonic deity of worship. Epic party. ---
**Author:** ![alesserfate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f6c823/32.png) [@alesserfate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/alesserfate)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2010, 4:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wanted-hilarious-kijiji-adds/131490/9 "2010-02-14T16:35:32Z")
> [@Downtown Pattys night meets NYSPEED](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/downtown-pattys-night-meets-nyspeed/26082/14): > > He’s gonna sacrifice the goat, and drink it’s blood/ pour it over his girlfriend (slave locked in the basement) and make her put on a ceremonial performance for their demonic deity of worship. Epic party. ahahhahaha ---
**Author:** ![sharpe\_corners](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sharpe_corners/32/5767_2.png) [@sharpe\_corners](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sharpe_corners)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2010, 9:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wanted-hilarious-kijiji-adds/131490/10 "2010-02-14T21:26:53Z")
hee hee ---
**Author:** ![Feint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71e660/32.png) [@Feint](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Feint)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2010, 9:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wanted-hilarious-kijiji-adds/131490/11 "2010-02-15T09:15:51Z")
It makes some sense. He doesn’t want to use the credit card, because that will create a paper trail in which the whole bizzaro party can be traced with. ---
**Author:** ![boostISbest](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boostisbest/32/5772_2.png) [@boostISbest](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boostISbest)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wanted-hilarious-kijiji-adds/131490/12 "2010-02-16T12:02:39Z")
[http://oshawa.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-other-Bong-W0QQAdIdZ186091587](http://oshawa.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-other-Bong-W0QQAdIdZ186091587) only in oshawa… ---
**Author:** ![Feint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71e660/32.png) [@Feint](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Feint)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wanted-hilarious-kijiji-adds/131490/13 "2010-02-16T12:26:40Z")
> [@Stuffing a front mount onto my 05 STi - done!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stuffing-a-front-mount-onto-my-05-sti-done/26104/14): > > [http://oshawa.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-other-Bong-W0QQAdIdZ186091587](http://oshawa.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-other-Bong-W0QQAdIdZ186091587) > > only in oshawa… That’s risky business… ---
**Author:** ![boostISbest](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boostisbest/32/5772_2.png) [@boostISbest](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boostISbest)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 1:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wanted-hilarious-kijiji-adds/131490/14 "2010-02-16T13:45:08Z")
> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/3581): > > That’s risky business… might be a trap. ---
**Author:** ![corymcarthur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@corymcarthur](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/corymcarthur)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 2:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wanted-hilarious-kijiji-adds/131490/15 "2010-02-16T14:17:09Z")
why buying a bong is fine just the nice amazing gift of god that you put in it is illegal because the government makes more money that way ---
**Author:** ![Feint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71e660/32.png) [@Feint](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Feint)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 7:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wanted-hilarious-kijiji-adds/131490/16 "2010-02-16T19:24:26Z")
> [@Did anyone else drive my car before i bought it?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/did-anyone-else-drive-my-car-before-i-bought-it/26098/30): > > why buying a bong is fine just the nice amazing gift of god that you put in it is illegal because the government makes more money that way Not if it isn’t 100% spotless. ---
**Author:** ![Skinny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skinny/32/5584_2.png) [@Skinny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skinny)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 9:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wanted-hilarious-kijiji-adds/131490/17 "2010-02-16T21:01:09Z")
the bongs ok. in the states i think they can charge you if you are in possession of more than 30g of bong water. but in canada, they need weed. ---
**Author:** ![BoOsT-HuNgRy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost-hungry/32/5721_2.png) [@BoOsT-HuNgRy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BoOsT-HuNgRy)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2010, 10:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wanted-hilarious-kijiji-adds/131490/18 "2010-02-20T22:23:12Z")
hahaha kijiji has removed the personal section now lol