# Warning. Rant inside. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 8, 2008, 11:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/warning-rant-inside/54604 "2008-09-08T23:32:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 11:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/warning-rant-inside/54604/261 "2008-09-09T11:20:13Z")
Baby seems we never ever agree You like the movies And I like T.V. I take things serious And you take ‘em light I go to bed early And I party all night Our friends are sayin’ We ain’t gonna last Cuz I move slowly And baby I’m fast I like it quiet And I love to shout But when we get together It just all work out I take-2 steps forward I take-2 steps back We come together Cuz opposites attract And you know-it ain’t fiction Just a natural fact We come together Cuz opposites attract Who’d a thought we could be lovers She makes the bed And steals the covers She likes it neat And he makes a mess I take it easy Baby I get obsessed She’s got the money And he’s always broke I don’t like cigarettes And I like to smoke Things in common Just ain’t a one But when we get together We have nothin’ but fun I take-2 steps forward I take-2 steps back We come together Cuz opposites attract And you know-it ain’t fiction Just a natural fact We come together Cuz opposites attract Baby ain’t it somethin’ How we lasted this long You and me Provin’ everyone wrong Don’t think we’ll ever Get our differences patched Don’t really matter Cuz we’re perfectly matched ![http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/3/0/1/1/13951103-13951105-large.jpg](http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/3/0/1/1/13951103-13951105-large.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 11:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/warning-rant-inside/54604/262 "2008-09-09T11:22:44Z")
![http://users.adelphia.net/~cdabable/butt-flap.jpg](http://users.adelphia.net/~cdabable/butt-flap.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 11:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/warning-rant-inside/54604/263 "2008-09-09T11:22:56Z")
I wish i could have an avatar now ☹ ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/warning-rant-inside/54604/264 "2008-09-09T11:24:35Z")
> [@FuzzyFish](#): > i don’t get it. are his feet and head backwards?:awdrifter: ---
**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/warning-rant-inside/54604/265 "2008-09-09T11:24:39Z")
> [@Mrs. Fry](#): > > :squint: nudes? EDIT: i’ll go in the corner for awhile. i know. ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/warning-rant-inside/54604/266 "2008-09-09T11:25:27Z")
![http://photos.e46fanatics.com/data/500/mitt.jpg](http://photos.e46fanatics.com/data/500/mitt.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/warning-rant-inside/54604/267 "2008-09-09T11:25:41Z")
> [@Dex](#): > nudes?[/quote] :naughty::naughty::naughty::naughty::naughty: ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/warning-rant-inside/54604/268 "2008-09-09T11:25:55Z")
interior crocodile alligator i drive a chevrolet movie theater interior crocodile alligator i drive a chevrolet movie theater interior crocodile alligator i drive a chevrolet movie theater interior crocodile alligator i drive a chevrolet movie theater interior crocodile alligator i drive a chevrolet movie theater interior crocodile alligator i drive a chevrolet movie theater interior crocodile alligator i drive a chevrolet movie theater ---
**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 11:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/warning-rant-inside/54604/269 "2008-09-09T11:26:50Z")
> [@Nikuk](#): > > . :lol: that may have been my best screen shot ever. ---
**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/warning-rant-inside/54604/270 "2008-09-09T11:27:26Z")
> [@evolve](#): > > :naughty::naughty::naughty::naughty::naughty: psst…evolve. think it will work? ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/warning-rant-inside/54604/271 "2008-09-09T11:27:30Z")
> [@fbrendan](#): > > interior crocodile alligator i drive a chevrolet movie theater > interior crocodile alligator i drive a chevrolet movie theater > interior crocodile alligator i drive a chevrolet movie theater > interior crocodile alligator i drive a chevrolet movie theater > interior crocodile alligator i drive a chevrolet movie theater > interior crocodile alligator i drive a chevrolet movie theater > interior crocodile alligator i drive a chevrolet movie theater nice avatar ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/warning-rant-inside/54604/272 "2008-09-09T11:28:10Z")
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, Trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it, Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, Snap it, work it, quick erase it, Write it, get it, paste it, save it, Load it, check it, quick rewrite it, Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, Drag it, drop it, zip, unzip it, Lock it, fill it, call it, find it, View it, code it, jam, unlock it, Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it, Cross it, crack it, switch, update it, Name it, read it, tune it, print it, Scan it, send it, fax, rename it, Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it, Turn it, leave it, start, format it, Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, Trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it, Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, Snap it, work it, quick erase it, Write it, get it, paste it, save it, Load it, check it, quick rewrite it, Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, Drag it, drop it, zip, unzip it, Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it, Turn it, leave it, start, format it. ---
**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/warning-rant-inside/54604/273 "2008-09-09T11:28:58Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > nice avatar you should get an av. fggt. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/warning-rant-inside/54604/274 "2008-09-09T11:29:24Z")
> [@Dex](#): > > you should get an av. fggt. lol. fuck ot. ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/warning-rant-inside/54604/275 "2008-09-09T11:30:20Z")
> [@Dex](#): > > :lol: that may have been my best screen shot ever. :redface: > [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > nice avatar thanks? ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/warning-rant-inside/54604/276 "2008-09-09T11:30:49Z")
Push me And then just touch me Till I can get my satisfaction Satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction Push me And then just touch me Till I can get my satisfaction Satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction Push me And then just touch me Till I can get my satisfaction Push me And then just touch me Till I can get my satisfaction Push me And then just touch me Till I can get my satisfaction Satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction ![http://anysonglyrics.com/phonel.gif](http://anysonglyrics.com/phonel.gif) [Complimentary “Benny Benassi - Satisfaction” Ringtone](http://www.ringtonematcher.com/co/ringtonematcher/02?sid=ASLlyric) ![http://anysonglyrics.com/phonel.gif](http://anysonglyrics.com/phonel.gif) ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 11:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/warning-rant-inside/54604/277 "2008-09-09T11:32:48Z")
> [@evolve](#): > > Push me > And then just touch me > Till I can get my satisfaction > Satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction > > Push me > And then just touch me > Till I can get my satisfaction > Satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction > > Push me > And then just touch me > Till I can get my satisfaction > > Push me > And then just touch me > Till I can get my satisfaction > > Push me > And then just touch me > Till I can get my satisfaction > Satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction > > ![http://anysonglyrics.com/phonel.gif](http://anysonglyrics.com/phonel.gif) [Complimentary “Benny Benassi - Satisfaction” Ringtone](http://www.ringtonematcher.com/co/ringtonematcher/02?sid=ASLlyric) ![http://anysonglyrics.com/phonel.gif](http://anysonglyrics.com/phonel.gif) Is your shirt off yet? ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 11:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/warning-rant-inside/54604/278 "2008-09-09T11:33:19Z")
I could go find marcus… ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/warning-rant-inside/54604/279 "2008-09-09T11:34:45Z")
i thought he was Dan’s BFF now? ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/warning-rant-inside/54604/280 "2008-09-09T11:35:21Z")
dunno, but he works somewhere in here… [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/warning-rant-inside/54604.md?page=13) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/warning-rant-inside/54604.md?page=15)