# was filing papers today and I came across a file named Kong, Donkey.

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469>\
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**Created:** [April 8, 2009, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469 "2009-04-08T07:20:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/1 "2009-04-08T07:20:22Z")

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In that file was one piece of paper, and on that piece of paper were two words.

**_ITS ON!!_**

June 6th. PRP.

Whitey vs. Darkstar Clash of the Motherfucking Titans Dragrace Extravaganza.

All parties have been informed that this is a car race, and has nothing to do with dressing up in women’s lingerie. However several members of the LS1tech will be there so I’m sure for a couple bucks you will still be able to watch some men doing disgusting things to each other in a portajohn.

THE STAKES

Winner gets to pick out a custom vanity plate for the loser, who has to rock it for 1 WHOLE CALENDAR YEAR.

Questions, comments, or concerns? Stick them up your ass.

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**Author:** ![SK360](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sk360/32/5933_2.png) [@SK360](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SK360)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 7:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/2 "2009-04-08T07:26:47Z")

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OH SNAP!

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/3 "2009-04-08T07:28:41Z")

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BRB getting NOS. two of the big bottles. kthx

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**Author:** ![ZEX350Z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/87869e/32.png) [@ZEX350Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ZEX350Z)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 7:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/4 "2009-04-08T07:34:24Z")

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I love what the loser gets…especially with the wit of these two guys.

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**Author:** ![dyingwish](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dyingwish/32/6041_2.png) [@dyingwish](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dyingwish)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/5 "2009-04-08T07:53:16Z")

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This thread needs suggestions for said vanity plate.

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/6 "2009-04-08T07:58:53Z")

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> [@tw: 1999 L-SERIES](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tw-1999-l-series/40056/26):
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> This thread needs suggestions for said vanity plate.

Whitey suggested ytsbtch

My creative juices are flowing.

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**Author:** ![dyingwish](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dyingwish/32/6041_2.png) [@dyingwish](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dyingwish)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 8:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/7 "2009-04-08T08:09:21Z")

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SNDYVAG, DRTYHLMT, MR KEGEL,

PNSEXTNDR

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/8 "2009-04-08T08:13:10Z")

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> [@Who uses a can to scale a turbo?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-uses-a-can-to-scale-a-turbo/39731/60):
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> SNDYVAG, DRTYHLMT, MR KEGEL,
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> PNSEXTNDR

:hsugh:

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**Author:** ![kilmer420](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d6d6ee/32.png) [@kilmer420](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kilmer420)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/9 "2009-04-08T08:14:33Z")

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Finally!

I vote your vanity plate to state the following:

IM1RU2

2DUM2NO

2SLO2NO

You can always repaint your car white and call it:

TAM-PON

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**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 8:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/10 "2009-04-08T08:16:03Z")

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i wanted to do a wrap of his car… but the stakes were to high for him.

Just remember the Jew has many hours on my ride, and the grizzle is currently working on it. With that combination I pretty much can’t lose

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**Author:** ![SK360](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sk360/32/5933_2.png) [@SK360](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SK360)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/11 "2009-04-08T08:21:32Z")

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AUTOVET will get enough finger pointing and giggling from the ladies.

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**Author:** ![berad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/berad/32/5953_2.png) [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/12 "2009-04-08T08:24:52Z")

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CUPCAKE for whitey and HRTNFELNZ for darkstar. Your cars would get keyed so fast…

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**Author:** ![SK360](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sk360/32/5933_2.png) [@SK360](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SK360)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/13 "2009-04-08T08:26:00Z")

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> [@WTBH: Need job asap](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtbh-need-job-asap/40071/21):
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> CUPCAKE for whitey and HRTNFELNZ for darkstar. Your cars would get keyed so fast…

darkstars plate is 2 letters too long ☹

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**Author:** ![kilmer420](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d6d6ee/32.png) [@kilmer420](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kilmer420)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/14 "2009-04-08T08:26:56Z")

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RUABCH2

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/15 "2009-04-08T08:27:06Z")

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> [@Yes Im making another Poll and Yes im buying a new car](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/yes-im-making-another-poll-and-yes-im-buying-a-new-car/40072/17):
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> i wanted to do a wrap of his car… but the stakes were to high for him.
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> Just remember the Jew has many hours on my ride, and the grizzle is currently working on it. With that combination I pretty much can’t lose

You car lacks discipline! and displacement!

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**Author:** ![SK360](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sk360/32/5933_2.png) [@SK360](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SK360)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/16 "2009-04-08T08:28:19Z")

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FUCK I have the best plate idea for Darkstar…

DARKSTR or DRKSTAR

He will get his ass beat anywhere he drives that fuckin thing!

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/17 "2009-04-08T08:28:22Z")

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> [@NYSpeed 2007 EoY Awards](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-2007-eoy-awards/40009/106):
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> AUTOVET will get enough finger pointing and giggling from the ladies.

With my charm, wit, and dashing good looks, they’ll all be too busy wondering just how I managed to get all 8" down into their throats to worry about whats on my plate.

> [@flea market escapade](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/flea-market-escapade/40073/3):
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> FUCK I have the best plate idea for Darkstar…
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> DARKSTR
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> He will get his ass beat anywhere he drives that fuckin thing!

hasnt happened yet.

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**Author:** ![SK360](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sk360/32/5933_2.png) [@SK360](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SK360)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/18 "2009-04-08T08:30:56Z")

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Sure but you also don’t wear a shirt to meets that says “My name is Darkstar, nice to meet you”

🤣:bash:

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 8:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/19 "2009-04-08T08:33:01Z")

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I was thinking of doing SRYOFCR for myself. Haven’t picked out Whitey’s yet.

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**Author:** ![berad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/berad/32/5953_2.png) [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 8:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/20 "2009-04-08T08:34:00Z")

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> [@WTB: Big Block](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-big-block/39693/17):
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> darkstars plate is 2 letters too long ☹

JdmAzFuk ?? That would be sweet on a vette…

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