# was filing papers today and I came across a file named Kong, Donkey.

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**Created:** [April 8, 2009, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469 "2009-04-08T07:20:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![obi-1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@obi-1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/obi-1)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/61 "2009-04-09T08:32:15Z")

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Best 2 out of 3. Drag race. Then autocross. With a tug-of-war (or break dance fighting) tie breaker.

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**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/62 "2009-04-09T08:32:29Z")

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remember the last time darkstar has a fast car? He had a 12 second talon that he ran to a blistering mid 14 second pass.

If you guys want a level playing field, this race may have to start from a 60 mph roll and go to 75 mph so darkstar doesn’t have to shift.

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**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/63 "2009-04-09T08:35:32Z")

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roffle^^

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 11:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/64 "2009-04-09T11:22:52Z")

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> [@What is your myspace song?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-is-your-myspace-song/40080/24):
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> remember the last time darkstar has a fast car? He had a 12 second talon that he ran to a blistering mid 14 second pass.
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> If you guys want a level playing field, this race may have to start from a 60 mph roll and go to 75 mph so darkstar doesn’t have to shift.

:bowrofl:

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**Author:** ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 11:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/65 "2009-04-09T11:38:39Z")

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🤣

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**Author:** ![foxrus14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f05b48/32.png) [@foxrus14](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/foxrus14)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/66 "2009-04-09T11:52:23Z")

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That’s why he got an AUTO Vette.

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**Author:** ![jph102900](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jph102900/32/6049_2.png) [@jph102900](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jph102900)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/67 "2009-04-09T11:57:01Z")

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Well at least he can’t use the excuse that his runs were slow because he missed a shift 🤣

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**Author:** ![burnyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnyd/32/6020_2.png) [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/68 "2009-04-09T13:11:39Z")

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^^ I clearly remember one person with a truck saying they lost due to a miss shift on their computer controlled transmission…

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**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 3:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/69 "2009-04-09T15:29:28Z")

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oh…i thought you forgot about racing dan…what do you have for this season???

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**Author:** ![burnyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnyd/32/6020_2.png) [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 4:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/70 "2009-04-09T16:02:27Z")

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A pos that clearly needs a fuel pump switch ran, once it is ran it should start… by should start I meen it prolly wont ☹

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/71 "2009-04-09T19:51:31Z")

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> [@What is your myspace song?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-is-your-myspace-song/40080/24):
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> remember the last time darkstar has a fast car? He had a 12 second talon that he ran to a blistering mid 14 second pass.
> 
> If you guys want a level playing field, this race may have to start from a 60 mph roll and go to 75 mph so darkstar doesn’t have to shift.

it was a 13.7, and it my first time launching

a. a turbo car  
b. an awd car  
c. a car with an aftermarket clutch.  
d. a car at a drag strip.

not the easiest thing to nail on you first time out. but it is was it is… :dunno:

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**Author:** ![brokeasskorean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@brokeasskorean](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/brokeasskorean)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2009, 3:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/72 "2009-04-10T03:24:24Z")

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> [@What is your myspace song?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-is-your-myspace-song/40080/24):
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> remember the last time darkstar has a fast car? He had a 12 second talon that he ran to a blistering mid 14 second pass.
> 
> If you guys want a level playing field, this race may have to start from a 60 mph roll and go to 75 mph so darkstar doesn’t have to shift.

🤣

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**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2009, 4:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/73 "2009-04-10T04:43:30Z")

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> [@Darkstar"](#):
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> it was a 13.7, and it my first time launching
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> a. a turbo car  
> b. an awd car  
> c. a car with an aftermarket clutch.  
> d. a car at a drag strip.
> 
> not the easiest thing to nail on you first time out. but it is was it is… :dunno:

I beat the fuck out of that thing. Im surprised you got a 13.7 out of it. I know the asian had some video of the carnage that poor Talon went through.

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2009, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/74 "2009-04-10T07:43:32Z")

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> [@WTBH: Need job asap](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtbh-need-job-asap/40071/43):
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> I beat the fuck out of that thing. Im surprised you got a 13.7 out of it. I know the asian had some video of the carnage that poor Talon went through.

despite all of your nigerian rigging, that fucker pulled. you had to nail it perfect to get it to launch hard, but if uou did you were pleasantly rewarded.

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**Author:** ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2009, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/75 "2009-04-10T07:56:37Z")

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> [@Staff update at Innovative Tuning](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/staff-update-at-innovative-tuning/40088/26):
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> despite all of your nigerian rigging, that fucker pulled. you had to nail it perfect to get it to launch hard, but if uou did you were pleasantly rewarded.

were u pleasantly rewarded with new parts you now have to buy ? 🤣

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**Author:** ![brokeasskorean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@brokeasskorean](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/brokeasskorean)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2009, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/76 "2009-04-10T12:46:09Z")

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> [@WTBH: Need job asap](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtbh-need-job-asap/40071/43):
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> I beat the fuck out of that thing. Im surprised you got a 13.7 out of it. I know the asian had some video of the carnage that poor Talon went through.

yea i gotta dig those out. off roading was good stuff in that thing.

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2009, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/77 "2009-04-10T13:04:58Z")

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> [@Spec V Owner](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spec-v-owner/40010/22):
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> yea i gotta dig those out. off roading was good stuff in that thing.

heh yeah it went offroading a few times in ,y hands too… good times.

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**Post date:** [April 10, 2009, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/78 "2009-04-10T19:49:00Z")

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best out of 3 at the track on a pro tree heads up , best out of 3 on the street on a arm drop heads up.

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**Post date:** [April 11, 2009, 3:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/79 "2009-04-11T03:23:43Z")

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> [@Yes Im making another Poll and Yes im buying a new car](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/yes-im-making-another-poll-and-yes-im-buying-a-new-car/40072/68):
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> Not sure we are going to get in three runs on a typical race day. It is usually 2. If we go up on a test n tune we could probably get 3 but the track prep is not as good. I am game for fastest of the day or just straight heads up off the tree. In all fairness Mike has not run off of a tree in maybe 5 years? Not exactly a level playing field.

fuck level playing field, you run your mouth, you run your car…

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**Author:** ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2009, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-filing-papers-today-and-i-came-across-a-file-named-kong-donkey/202469/80 "2009-04-11T07:48:30Z")

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> [@Yes Im making another Poll and Yes im buying a new car](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/yes-im-making-another-poll-and-yes-im-buying-a-new-car/40072/88):
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> best out of 3 at the track on a pro tree heads up , best out of 3 on the street on a arm drop heads up.

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