# Washing Car = Close to Sex?

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/washing-car-close-to-sex/40510
**Category:** NYSpeed Automotive
**Created:** [December 19, 2007, 9:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/washing-car-close-to-sex/40510 "2007-12-19T09:48:46Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2007, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/washing-car-close-to-sex/40510/21 "2007-12-19T10:42:11Z")

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> [@Mrs. Karus](#):
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> lol sex while going through the car wash :tup:

have you tried this? what makes it special besides that colored soaps on the windows and the 70’s porno like lights?

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### Author: ![Xander](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xander/32/7597_2.png) [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2007, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/washing-car-close-to-sex/40510/22 "2007-12-19T10:42:15Z")

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I get the hose and bucket out as soon as it’s over 32 degrees. :gotme:

X…

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2007, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/washing-car-close-to-sex/40510/23 "2007-12-19T10:43:50Z")

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Main Entry: feign  
Pronunciation: \ˈfān\  
Function: verb  
Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French feign-, stem of feindre, from Latin fingere to shape, feign — more at dough  
Date: 13th century  
intransitive verb  
: pretend, dissemble  
transitive verb  
1 a: to give a false appearance of : induce as a false impression \<feign death\> b: to assert as if true : pretend  
2archaic a: invent, imagine b: to give fictional representation to  
3obsolete : disguise, conceal

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### Author: ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2007, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/washing-car-close-to-sex/40510/24 "2007-12-19T10:47:46Z")

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> [@Mrs. Karus](#):
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> lol sex while going through the car wash :tup:

Maximum PE !

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### Author: ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2007, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/washing-car-close-to-sex/40510/25 "2007-12-19T11:16:57Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> Main Entry: feign  
> Pronunciation: ?f?n\   
> Function: verb  
> Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French feign-, stem of feindre, from Latin fingere to shape, feign — more at dough  
> Date: 13th century  
> intransitive verb  
> : pretend, dissemble  
> transitive verb  
> 1 a: to give a false appearance of : induce as a false impression \<feign death\> b: to assert as if true : pretend  
> 2archaic a: invent, imagine b: to give fictional representation to  
> 3obsolete : disguise, conceal

What the hell is the word then?  
am I just spelling it wrong?

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### Author: ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2007, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/washing-car-close-to-sex/40510/26 "2007-12-19T11:17:53Z")

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> [@tpgsr](#):
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> ummmm… you realize that you run a better chance of scratching it using a power washer?

How so? you are not coming in contact with the paint at all.  
Obviously don’t use a fine stream, I set it on wide fan and it works fine.

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### Author: ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2007, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/washing-car-close-to-sex/40510/27 "2007-12-19T11:19:06Z")

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thats what a DD is for 😃

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2007, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/washing-car-close-to-sex/40510/28 "2007-12-19T11:24:57Z")

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> [@sedlmeier101](#):
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> What the hell is the word then?  
> am I just spelling it wrong?

😛 Sorry to be a spelling dick. The word is “fiend”

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### Author: ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2007, 11:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/washing-car-close-to-sex/40510/29 "2007-12-19T11:26:57Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> 😛 Sorry to be a spelling dick. The word is “fiend”

I would pick on me too.  
It’s just when I say it…it comes out “feign” well… (feen)

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### Author: ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2007, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/washing-car-close-to-sex/40510/30 "2007-12-19T12:30:08Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> Yes, but do you understand what I’m talking about?

haha yeah i got it when u posted that lmao

as in… feigning death… (faking death)

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### Author: ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2007, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/washing-car-close-to-sex/40510/31 "2007-12-19T12:57:36Z")

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> [@Motocrossx23](#):
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> ^see that’s where im coming from lol, especially a white car, cuz god knows the little dirt makes it look like shit

White hides dirt the best, believe me. That’s why my winter cars are always white. Also anyone who knows me knows I always keep my cars shining.

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### Author: ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2007, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/washing-car-close-to-sex/40510/32 "2007-12-19T13:00:39Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> Main Entry: feign  
> Pronunciation: \ˈfān\   
> Function: verb  
> Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French feign-, stem of feindre, from Latin fingere to shape, feign — more at dough  
> Date: 13th century  
> intransitive verb  
> : pretend, dissemble  
> transitive verb  
> 1 a: to give a false appearance of : induce as a false impression \<feign death\> b: to assert as if true : pretend  
> 2archaic a: invent, imagine b: to give fictional representation to  
> 3obsolete : disguise, conceal

👏 👏 👏

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### Author: ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2007, 1:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/washing-car-close-to-sex/40510/33 "2007-12-19T13:47:55Z")

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no-rinse car washes are not sex, but they’re rather nice.

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### Author: ![ZOMGVTEK](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zomgvtek/32/5063_2.png) [@ZOMGVTEK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ZOMGVTEK)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2007, 2:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/washing-car-close-to-sex/40510/34 "2007-12-19T14:48:36Z")

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I just normall get out the powerwasher when its 35+ or so, or if its SUPER dirty and its going to be 0 for weeks, ill get some warm water and a bucket…

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### Author: ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2007, 3:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/washing-car-close-to-sex/40510/35 "2007-12-19T15:41:05Z")

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i hit up the touchless car washes once or twice a week

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### Author: ![redrum](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redrum/32/7398_2.png) [@redrum](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/redrum)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2007, 3:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/washing-car-close-to-sex/40510/36 "2007-12-19T15:53:08Z")

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My car used to say much cleaner with a commute that was only on surface streets. Highway speeds/commutes = fucking filthy any time the road is wet. :bloated:

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### Author: ![reliant\_turbo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/reliant_turbo/32/7189_2.png) [@reliant\_turbo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/reliant_turbo)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2007, 4:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/washing-car-close-to-sex/40510/37 "2007-12-19T16:16:48Z")

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i have a winter beater. it gets hosed inside and out in the spring.

Brian

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2007, 4:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/washing-car-close-to-sex/40510/38 "2007-12-19T16:25:34Z")

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I have sex. I don’t have time to wash my car.

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### Author: ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2007, 4:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/washing-car-close-to-sex/40510/39 "2007-12-19T16:29:45Z")

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Speaking of which, wheres a good spray wash? I was gonna stop by the Robo one on Sheridan but forgot to.

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### Author: ![redrum](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redrum/32/7398_2.png) [@redrum](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/redrum)
#### Post date: [December 19, 2007, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/washing-car-close-to-sex/40510/40 "2007-12-19T16:34:36Z")

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there is one on hertel between delaware and elmwood, near continental transmission. i think its 2.50.

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