# Ways to total a car

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ways-to-total-a-car/173184>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [March 24, 2005, 5:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ways-to-total-a-car/173184 "2005-03-24T05:21:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 5:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ways-to-total-a-car/173184/1 "2005-03-24T05:21:51Z")

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well now i caught wind of the monte Carlo’s Rack starting to go and im sick of this fucking think nickel and diminmg me.

how can i total this fucking thing and not have a chance of getting hurt? :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:

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**Author:** ![Sight\_N\_Sound](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sight_n_sound/32/5950_2.png) [@Sight\_N\_Sound](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sight_N_Sound)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 5:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ways-to-total-a-car/173184/2 "2005-03-24T05:24:22Z")

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Give it to Jenn…

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 5:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ways-to-total-a-car/173184/3 "2005-03-24T05:25:13Z")

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🤣🤣 id be scared she’d total the house first, and id get my car back 😃

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**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 5:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ways-to-total-a-car/173184/4 "2005-03-24T05:26:03Z")

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> [@Sight N Sound](#):
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> Give it to Jenn…

that is wrong!! ouch

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**Author:** ![Sight\_N\_Sound](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sight_n_sound/32/5950_2.png) [@Sight\_N\_Sound](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sight_N_Sound)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 5:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ways-to-total-a-car/173184/5 "2005-03-24T05:26:13Z")

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> [@BlkP42E](#):
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> 🤣🤣 id be scared she’d total the house first, and id get my car back 😃

oh ask he about her latest hit she hid from me for two days. This was last week I believe…Pewter knows about it…

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 5:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ways-to-total-a-car/173184/6 "2005-03-24T05:26:40Z")

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pm?

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**Author:** ![ninjenn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c67d28/32.png) [@ninjenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninjenn)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 5:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ways-to-total-a-car/173184/7 "2005-03-24T05:27:28Z")

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> [@Sight N Sound](#):
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> oh ask he about her latest hit she hid form me for two days. this was last week I believe…Pewter knows about it…

:mad: :mad: :mad:

Chad, I could drive it through Giant Eagle parking lot and hit a big bright yellow cement pole. Would that work??

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 5:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ways-to-total-a-car/173184/8 "2005-03-24T05:28:59Z")

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🤣🤣🤣

i need something that wont look like my fault… i need to drive out in front of a senior citizen and let them blast me… then blame it on them 😃

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**Author:** ![Sight\_N\_Sound](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sight_n_sound/32/5950_2.png) [@Sight\_N\_Sound](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sight_N_Sound)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 5:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ways-to-total-a-car/173184/9 "2005-03-24T05:29:13Z")

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NO I’ll tell you right here.

She gets the car back from when that chick hit here about a month ago. So between the front end being replaced 9 months ago (not her fault) and the back end being replaced a month ago (not her fault again) she goes and drives right into a yellow crash pole at giant eagle last wednesday morning. Bend the rim, rocker panel, and fucked up the passenger door.

She didn;t tell me till Thurdasy night at 9:30 PM when I was supposed to take the car to work that night at 10…

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 5:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ways-to-total-a-car/173184/10 "2005-03-24T05:29:58Z")

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hahahaha.

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**Author:** ![ninjenn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c67d28/32.png) [@ninjenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninjenn)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 5:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ways-to-total-a-car/173184/11 "2005-03-24T05:30:25Z")

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I thought we were over this Mike? You want to still be bitter?

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 5:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ways-to-total-a-car/173184/12 "2005-03-24T05:31:18Z")

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as jenn crosses legs 😃

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**Author:** ![Sight\_N\_Sound](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sight_n_sound/32/5950_2.png) [@Sight\_N\_Sound](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sight_N_Sound)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 5:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ways-to-total-a-car/173184/13 "2005-03-24T05:31:25Z")

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So her record goes like this…

2 accidents - Some one esle’s fault  
2 Accidents - her fault

Her fualt accidents

-Pulling forward doen the driveway and hitting the house.  
-Pulling forward hitting giant YELLOW crash pole.

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**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 5:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ways-to-total-a-car/173184/14 "2005-03-24T05:31:38Z")

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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**Author:** ![Sight\_N\_Sound](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sight_n_sound/32/5950_2.png) [@Sight\_N\_Sound](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sight_N_Sound)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 5:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ways-to-total-a-car/173184/15 "2005-03-24T05:32:00Z")

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> [@huskysgrl](#):
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> I thought we were over this Mike? You want to still be bitter?

no I;m actually laughing my ass of right now with Lurch laughing as well…

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 5:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ways-to-total-a-car/173184/16 "2005-03-24T05:32:21Z")

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> [@Sight N Sound](#):
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> So her record goes like this…
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> 2 accidents - Some one esle’s fault  
> 2 Accidents - her fault
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> Her fualt accidents
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> -Pulling forward doen the driveway and hitting the house.  
> -Pulling forward hitting giant YELLOW crash pole.

well theoretically they cancel out then. so Jenn has a clean record!

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**Author:** ![ninjenn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c67d28/32.png) [@ninjenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninjenn)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 5:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ways-to-total-a-car/173184/17 "2005-03-24T05:34:08Z")

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And the two accidents not my fault != anywhere near the two accidents that were.

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**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 5:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ways-to-total-a-car/173184/18 "2005-03-24T05:34:18Z")

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i hit a red pool in sheetz once with my old winter beater…a 91 buick regal!!! man i hit it good to!!

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**Author:** ![ninjenn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c67d28/32.png) [@ninjenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninjenn)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 5:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ways-to-total-a-car/173184/19 "2005-03-24T05:36:22Z")

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See?! And you thought that girls were the only ones hitting stationary objects! Blue is pretty good at it too.

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**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 5:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ways-to-total-a-car/173184/20 "2005-03-24T05:37:08Z")

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