# We are fucked. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 28, 2011, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/we-are-fucked/260624 "2011-09-28T07:58:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/we-are-fucked/260624/1 "2011-09-28T07:58:25Z")
[http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/world/10356471/iran-says-could-deploy-navy-near-u-s-coast-report/](http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/world/10356471/iran-says-could-deploy-navy-near-u-s-coast-report/) Time to bunker down. ---
**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/we-are-fucked/260624/2 "2011-09-28T08:00:25Z")
No worries, Dave Brown will chase them away with a shotgun. ---
**Author:** ![twomodified4u](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twomodified4u/32/6568_2.png) [@twomodified4u](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/twomodified4u)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/we-are-fucked/260624/3 "2011-09-28T08:00:50Z")
I would love that show down ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 8:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/we-are-fucked/260624/4 "2011-09-28T08:03:13Z")
The term “gang rape” i dont think is even enough for what would happen to them. ---
**Author:** ![usmc2801](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/usmc2801/32/6387_2.png) [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 8:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/we-are-fucked/260624/5 "2011-09-28T08:03:52Z")
Iran must not like having a Navy. Stupid move on their part. ---
**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 8:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/we-are-fucked/260624/6 "2011-09-28T08:07:50Z")
that would be beyond dumb. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 8:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/we-are-fucked/260624/7 "2011-09-28T08:09:43Z")
Yah… if theres one thing I wouldn’t fuck with, it would be the American Navy. Doing pussy suicide bombings on your own land is one thing, trying to go against billions, probably more like trillions of dollars in ships, submarines, aircraft’s, and land missiles is just silly. Conflict would take about an hour. ---
**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/we-are-fucked/260624/8 "2011-09-28T08:13:01Z")
More like they would be fucked by doing this. ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/we-are-fucked/260624/9 "2011-09-28T08:18:58Z")
Well I’m sure there is _some_ strategy to this. Even if it is blaming US for being “cruel” and making us to be the bad guy after they get annihilated. ---
**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/we-are-fucked/260624/10 "2011-09-28T08:24:18Z")
> [@Cars are a disease. Cures?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cars-are-a-disease-cures/45691/16): > > Yah… if theres one thing I wouldn’t fuck with, it would be the American Navy. Doing pussy suicide bombings on your own land is one thing, trying to go against billions, probably more like trillions of dollars in ships, submarines, aircraft’s, and land missiles is just silly. Conflict would take about an hour. all our other navel armed forces aside, even the navy seal team 6 are trained to dive to 1000ft with un detecting gear to strap bombs onto subs and ships and shit. ---
**Author:** ![10secondC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/10secondc/32/6715_2.png) [@10secondC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/10secondC)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/we-are-fucked/260624/11 "2011-09-28T08:27:29Z")
Iranian Navy ![http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0d/Bundesarchiv_Bild_146-1971-088-63%2C_Frankreich%2C_Aiglemont%2C_Maas-%C3%9Cbergang.jpg](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0d/Bundesarchiv_Bild_146-1971-088-63%2C_Frankreich%2C_Aiglemont%2C_Maas-%C3%9Cbergang.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![REDWGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redwgn/32/6695_2.png) [@REDWGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/REDWGN)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/we-are-fucked/260624/12 "2011-09-28T08:29:22Z")
:rofl ---
**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 8:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/we-are-fucked/260624/13 "2011-09-28T08:34:48Z")
> [@Cars are a disease. Cures?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cars-are-a-disease-cures/45691/16): > > Yah… if theres one thing I wouldn’t fuck with, it would be the American Navy. Doing pussy suicide bombings on your own land is one thing, trying to go against billions, probably more like trillions of dollars in ships, submarines, aircraft’s, and land missiles is just silly. Conflict would take about an hour. +1 on that. Come at the US NAVY, BRO. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/we-are-fucked/260624/14 "2011-09-28T08:44:35Z")
Hopefully they bomb washington and kill all the dipshits we are paying to run this country into the ground ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/we-are-fucked/260624/15 "2011-09-28T08:48:28Z")
Hey Iran ![http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/3/3375636.jpg](http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/3/3375636.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/we-are-fucked/260624/16 "2011-09-28T10:18:30Z")
Grenada!!! ---
**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/we-are-fucked/260624/17 "2011-09-28T10:52:59Z")
I am sure we can afford another war. :rofl Solving everything with bullets at some point we are going to run out of ammo. While other countries that DON’T have to fight wars can stock pile insane amount of arsenal and/or surpass us economically. Let’s hold off on that until may be we can bring the unemployment rate down by 1% point and lower the insane amount of health insurance we have to pay to cover a family. ---
**Author:** ![toomanycamaros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@toomanycamaros](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/toomanycamaros)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/we-are-fucked/260624/18 "2011-09-28T10:57:55Z")
> [@WTB: Stock E30 wheels](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-stock-e30-wheels/45683/10): > > Grenada!!! lol ---
**Author:** ![toomanycamaros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@toomanycamaros](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/toomanycamaros)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/we-are-fucked/260624/19 "2011-09-28T11:05:34Z")
a little wikipedia search about the Iranian navy and I found this. Thought it was rather funny. The **_Alvand_ class** (also called the Saam class frigate or the 'Vosper Mk 5 type) comprise four [Iranian](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran) light patrol [frigates](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frigates). Only three are currently in service. All four ships were originally named after characters from [Ferdowsi’s](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferdowsi) [Shahnameh](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shahnameh), but after the [Islamic Revolution](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_Revolution) they were renamed after [mountains](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain) in Iran. The [United Kingdom](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom) built all four ships which were originally armed with nine [Sea Cat anti-air missiles](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_Cat_missile) and five Sea Killer [anti-ship missiles](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-ship_missiles). The Iranian Navy has since replaced these missiles with Chinese equivalents. One _Alvand_-class frigate, the _[Sahand](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iranian_frigate_Sahand)_, was sunk by [U.S.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_of_America) forces during [Operation Praying Mantis](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Praying_Mantis) in 1988 after unsuccessfully firing upon an [A-6 Intruder](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A-6_Intruder) flying from the [USS _Enterprise_](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Enterprise_(CVN-65)). It was then struck by [Harpoon missiles](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RGM-84_Harpoon) from this aircraft, and then a coordinated Harpoon attack from its wingman and a nearby surface ship. ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2011, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/we-are-fucked/260624/20 "2011-09-28T11:53:05Z")
:rofl Chinese missiles even! [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/we-are-fucked/260624.md?page=2)