# Weather channel sex scandal **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 22, 2008, 2:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weather-channel-sex-scandal/48893 "2008-05-22T14:19:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![bigwoode](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigwoode/32/5175_2.png) [@bigwoode](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bigwoode)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 5:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weather-channel-sex-scandal/48893/21 "2008-05-22T17:23:50Z")
LOL those were funny but even funnier that its real, classic pickup lines ---
**Author:** ![Pauly](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pauly/32/7493_2.png) [@Pauly](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pauly)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 5:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weather-channel-sex-scandal/48893/22 "2008-05-22T17:33:56Z")
Reading some of the comments posted on the article: “come on, maturbating onto her desk. rookie mistake, bob, rookie mistake.” I LOL’d ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 5:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weather-channel-sex-scandal/48893/23 "2008-05-22T17:37:54Z")
“…he invariably made a reference to his “levee being about to break” and ran to the restroom.” Mr. Stokes is Ron Burgundy… lol ---
**Author:** ![rage87](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9e8a1a/32.png) [@rage87](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rage87)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 9:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weather-channel-sex-scandal/48893/24 "2008-05-22T21:47:30Z")
^^^ Thats what I was thinking. ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 4:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weather-channel-sex-scandal/48893/25 "2008-05-23T04:59:54Z")
> [@newman](#): > > what if a gay guy hit on you everyday? I bet you’d feel pretty uncomfortable. Or if it was a big fat pig of a girl. Wow man you’re really pussing out on this one. Who cares if someone hits on you, unless they physically touch you or something it should be fine. It would just prove they are a creeper, and sometimes its fun to have a creeper around. This country needs to grow a set sometimes. Plus you should see these as compliments. A gay guy and a fat pig both think you’re dead sexy, awesome! Now you just need to get hot dumb chicks to think you’re sexy and you’re set. Solutions: Gay guy hitting on you: Don’t dress so fashionably and he won’t think you’re gay any longer. Plus if you close your eyes and don’t touch his head you can’t really tell a difference anyways could you? Fatty hitting on you: This one is easy and good. Tell her you only date chicks that cook you cookies wrapped in $100 bills. If she gives you more then $25K you put out. (This is because now your fat from eating all the cookies…damn) / funny though! ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 5:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weather-channel-sex-scandal/48893/26 "2008-05-23T05:21:32Z")
> [@ultradriver10000](#): > > Solutions: > > Gay guy hitting on you: Don’t dress so fashionably and he won’t think you’re gay any longer. **Plus if you close your eyes and don’t touch his head you can’t really tell a difference anyways could you?** this answers some questions about you… ---
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 6:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weather-channel-sex-scandal/48893/27 "2008-05-23T06:00:26Z")
> [@ultradriver10000](#): > > Plus if you close your eyes and don’t touch his head you can’t really tell a difference anyways could you? Um, I don’t like the feel of stubble against my balls? ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 6:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weather-channel-sex-scandal/48893/28 "2008-05-23T06:00:56Z")
> [@Gus](#): > > Mr. Stokes is Ron Burgundy… lol :word: ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weather-channel-sex-scandal/48893/29 "2008-05-23T07:47:15Z")
> [@Paulo](#): > > this answers some questions about you… You know I love you. 🙂 LoL > [@sureshot007](#): > > Um, I don’t like the feel of stubble against my balls? Damn good call didn’t think about that one. ---
**Author:** ![Viper966](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/viper966/32/7268_2.png) [@Viper966](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Viper966)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weather-channel-sex-scandal/48893/30 "2008-05-23T07:52:12Z")
those anecdotes appartnetly came from the court transcript… ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weather-channel-sex-scandal/48893/31 "2008-05-23T07:52:51Z")
i don’t believe it. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 7:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weather-channel-sex-scandal/48893/32 "2008-05-23T07:54:30Z")
they talked about this on O&A a few weeks ago…the dude had every weather-related pun known to man. ---
**Author:** ![Viper966](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/viper966/32/7268_2.png) [@Viper966](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Viper966)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weather-channel-sex-scandal/48893/33 "2008-05-23T07:56:57Z")
i heard the actual court documents were up on drudge or smoking gun, but its blocked here at work ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 8:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weather-channel-sex-scandal/48893/34 "2008-05-23T08:01:18Z")
Best pickup lines, ever. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weather-channel-sex-scandal/48893/35 "2008-05-23T08:06:10Z")
> **[Weather Channel In Sex Storm](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/weather-channel-sex-storm)** > > MAY 6--As The Weather Channel's owner negotiates a multibillion-dollar sale of the cable outlet, the network's lawyers are angling to keep secret the details of a blistering arbitration ruling in favo **_COURT DOCS ARE POSTED_** But I don’t have time to read 14+ pages for you. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 8:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weather-channel-sex-scandal/48893/36 "2008-05-23T08:09:00Z")
i skimmed them and there is definitely NOTHING like what is referenced in that article… ![http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0506081weather10.gif](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0506081weather10.gif) ![http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0506081weather11.gif](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0506081weather11.gif) ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 8:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weather-channel-sex-scandal/48893/37 "2008-05-23T08:11:03Z")
just sounds like a desperate AZN to me. ---
**Author:** ![RLB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rlb/32/5196_2.png) [@RLB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RLB)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weather-channel-sex-scandal/48893/38 "2008-05-23T08:21:11Z")
Wow, that is some weird shit. ---
**Author:** ![Skurge](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skurge/32/7285_2.png) [@Skurge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skurge)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weather-channel-sex-scandal/48893/39 "2008-05-23T09:17:27Z")
lol thats too good he’s got some balls thats for sure ---
**Author:** ![Rsnake91](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rsnake91/32/4996_2.png) [@Rsnake91](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rsnake91)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2008, 11:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weather-channel-sex-scandal/48893/40 "2008-05-23T23:27:17Z")
funny ass shit i would say hahaha [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/weather-channel-sex-scandal/48893.md?page=1)