# wedding contract **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 22, 2006, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472 "2006-02-22T10:46:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/1 "2006-02-22T10:46:32Z")
i wonder if the wife would be interested in renewing our vows?:bigok: [http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html) ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/2 "2006-02-22T10:48:53Z")
printed ---
**Author:** ![imported\_showtime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@imported\_showtime](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_showtime)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/3 "2006-02-22T11:02:03Z")
i can’t get the 1st pg to print right??? ---
**Author:** ![newchic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newchic/32/5989_2.png) [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/4 "2006-02-22T11:52:15Z")
> [@5.7fox](#): > > i wonder if the wife would be interested in renewing our vows?:bigok: > > [Documents | The Smoking Gun](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html) If you were to have handed that to me… I’d have bitched your ear off then shot you … ---
**Author:** ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/5 "2006-02-22T12:01:58Z")
so i guess that’s a no? :hs: ---
**Author:** ![imported\_jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/53a042/32.png) [@imported\_jim](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_jim)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/6 "2006-02-22T12:07:58Z")
Pretty standard stuff for a D/s contract. ---
**Author:** ![rmrider897](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@rmrider897](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rmrider897)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/7 "2006-02-22T12:15:52Z")
I saw that yesterday. Pretty crazy. ---
**Author:** ![traydogg6969](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/traydogg6969/32/5999_2.png) [@traydogg6969](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/traydogg6969)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/8 "2006-02-22T12:19:34Z")
wow ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/9 "2006-02-22T12:26:21Z")
ha. im giving it to Lory tonight. ❌ ---
**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/10 "2006-02-22T12:27:48Z")
it’s pretty sad some dude was serious enough to try to pull that off and kidnap his own wife… what a pussy. a good wife does that shit anyway! i hope that dude dies. ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/11 "2006-02-22T13:25:30Z")
reminds of the guys that rape thier own wives, It just does not make sense :kekegay: ---
**Author:** ![newchic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newchic/32/5989_2.png) [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 1:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/12 "2006-02-22T13:46:04Z")
> [@5.7fox](#): > > so i guess that’s a no? :hs: NO… :finger: :hahano: ---
**Author:** ![newchic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newchic/32/5989_2.png) [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 1:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/13 "2006-02-22T13:47:32Z")
> [@fshowcars](#): > > it’s pretty sad some dude was serious enough to try to pull that off and kidnap his own wife… what a pussy. > > a good wife does that shit anyway! i hope that dude dies. Very good… but a minor correction… A good wife does that if her husband has been good too… Life lesson for all you men… You wanna’ get laid… take the garbage out… run the vacuum… do the dishes… ---
**Author:** ![jinxxycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jinxxycat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jinxxycat)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/14 "2006-02-22T14:01:53Z")
> [@newchic](#): > > Very good… but a minor correction… A good wife does that if her husband has been good too… > > Life lesson for all you men… You wanna’ get laid… take the garbage out… run the vacuum… do the dishes… :bowrofl: 😃 that will get husbands laid quicker than flowers, candy or dinner 😃 ---
**Author:** ![newchic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newchic/32/5989_2.png) [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 2:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/15 "2006-02-22T14:47:40Z")
> [@jinxxycat](#): > > :bowrofl: 😃 that will get husbands laid quicker than flowers, candy or dinner 😃 Thank you for backing me up… My own Husband doesn’t listen to me. ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 2:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/16 "2006-02-22T14:56:43Z")
All of you woman should do this daily :boink ![http://img54.echo.cx/img54/7096/blow3km.gif](http://img54.echo.cx/img54/7096/blow3km.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 3:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/17 "2006-02-22T15:00:05Z")
> [@newchic](#): > > Very good… but a minor correction… A good wife does that if her husband has been good too… > > Life lesson for all you men… You wanna’ get laid… take the garbage out… run the vacuum… do the dishes… :jerkit: ---
**Author:** ![imported\_jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/53a042/32.png) [@imported\_jim](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_jim)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 3:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/18 "2006-02-22T15:11:58Z")
No man was ever shot by a woman while he was doing dishes. ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 3:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/19 "2006-02-22T15:16:41Z")
giving dishes he was :kekegay: back on the broom and fly away ---
**Author:** ![rookee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rookee/32/5972_2.png) [@rookee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rookee)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 3:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/20 "2006-02-22T15:41:06Z")
> [@newchic](#): > > Very good… but a minor correction… A good wife does that if her husband has been good too… > > Life lesson for all you men… You wanna’ get laid… take the garbage out… run the vacuum… do the dishes… shame shame, you don’t wanna lose your GBD :tounge: [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472.md?page=2)