# wedding contract

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [February 22, 2006, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472 "2006-02-22T10:46:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![newchic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newchic/32/5989_2.png) [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 4:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/21 "2006-02-22T16:25:30Z")

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> [@pewterss](#):
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> :jerkit:

That’s what you’ll be doing if she is too tired to do it for you…

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**Author:** ![newchic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newchic/32/5989_2.png) [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 4:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/22 "2006-02-22T16:26:18Z")

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> [@rookee](#):
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> shame shame, you don’t wanna lose your GBD :tounge:

GBD ???

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 4:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/23 "2006-02-22T16:28:22Z")

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golden brown delicious

giant black dildo

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**Author:** ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 4:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/24 "2006-02-22T16:29:24Z")

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> [@newchic](#):
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> GBD ???

did you not read everything?

In return for fulfilling certain requirements, Frey (pictured right) offered “Good Behavior Days,” or GBDs. Each GBD, Frey wrote, could be redeemed by his wife to “get out of doing the things” he requested daily

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**Author:** ![newchic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newchic/32/5989_2.png) [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 4:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/25 "2006-02-22T16:31:11Z")

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> [@5.7fox](#):
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> did you not read everything?
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> In return for fulfilling certain requirements, Frey (pictured right) offered “Good Behavior Days,” or GBDs. Each GBD, Frey wrote, could be redeemed by his wife to “get out of doing the things” he requested daily

No I didn’t read everything… but you should be more careful… you have just lost 1 GBD…

:blue:

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**Author:** ![eurodad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eurodad/32/5988_2.png) [@eurodad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eurodad)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 4:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/26 "2006-02-22T16:32:31Z")

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💤 i didn’t know i had any

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 4:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/27 "2006-02-22T16:32:55Z")

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no sex till spring

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**Author:** ![newchic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newchic/32/5989_2.png) [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 4:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/28 "2006-02-22T16:45:12Z")

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> [@shaggy](#):
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> no sex till spring

See… Shaggy even knows…

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 5:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/29 "2006-02-22T17:41:06Z")

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> [@newchic](#):
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> That’s what you’ll be doing if she is too tired to do it for you…

dont i have u for a back up?(cumuponthehillagain)

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**Author:** ![newchic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newchic/32/5989_2.png) [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 6:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/30 "2006-02-22T18:00:14Z")

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> [@pewterss](#):
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> dont i have u for a back up?(cumuponthehillagain)

SHHHHHHHHHHHH !!! Foxy Daddy doesn’t know…  
:naughty: :bigok:

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 6:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/31 "2006-02-22T18:02:04Z")

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> [@newchic](#):
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> SHHHHHHHHHHHH !!! Foxy Daddy doesn’t know…  
> :naughty: :bigok:

u mean 5.7 fox,aint that a girls name? :ugh2:

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**Author:** ![newchic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newchic/32/5989_2.png) [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 6:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/32 "2006-02-22T18:06:42Z")

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> [@pewterss](#):
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> u mean 5.7 fox,aint that a girls name? :ugh2:

:dunno: I can neither confirm nor deny…

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 6:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/33 "2006-02-22T18:12:02Z")

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![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v205/lshawelu/asianballs.gif](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v205/lshawelu/asianballs.gif)

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**Author:** ![SVshine03](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@SVshine03](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVshine03)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/34 "2006-02-23T10:14:35Z")

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> [@newchic](#):
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> Very good… but a minor correction… A good wife does that if her husband has been good too…
> 
> Life lesson for all you men… You wanna’ get laid… take the garbage out… run the vacuum… do the dishes…

^ Very True and To Jinxy’s comment…

That guys a douchebag

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**Author:** ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/35 "2006-02-23T10:19:23Z")

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this guy is insane…

there should be no pubic hair. 1/3" is way to long… guy is nuts.

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**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 10:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/36 "2006-02-23T10:51:58Z")

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^^ 🤣

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**Author:** ![Jenn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Jenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jenn)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 11:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/37 "2006-02-23T11:33:30Z")

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> [@flyinglow57](#):
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> there should be no pubic hair. 1/3" is way to long… guy is nuts.

I agree… I mean- what was he thinking?

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**Author:** ![GNocide](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gnocide/32/5947_2.png) [@GNocide](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GNocide)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-contract/180472/38 "2006-02-23T11:36:54Z")

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> [@flyinglow57](#):
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> this guy is insane…
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> there should be no pubic hair. 1/3" is way to long… guy is nuts.

landing strips and manicured “porn style” public hair is tollerable

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