# Wedding DJ

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**Created:** [January 2, 2008, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-dj/41107 "2008-01-02T13:31:42Z")\
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**Post date:** [January 2, 2008, 4:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-dj/41107/17 "2008-01-02T16:18:21Z")

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wedding DJs are the bitches of the world

they talk about how many lights and amps they have in conversation

why i don’t do weddings:

- you are not only the DJ but the MC, and you have to carry out all the traditions
- i don’t have the chicken dance, electric slide, or any of that gay shit on my laptop.
- you have to bring your own sound to every event you do, which sucks
- sub-par money for long hours
- everyones like “hey fuck you you ruined my important day” if you fuck up

i’ve never done a real wedding before and don’t plan on it unless they REALLY want me…people hound me to do theirs and i hate not picking up the phone and being honest with em but it’s simply cornball central and more trouble then its worth in my opinion. i have done a pretty badass event at ani di franco’s church that was like a revow, though. that was worth every penny, mad hot girls and a good performance is always signified by people rushing the stage 🙂

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