# Wedding Gift Suggestions **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 19, 2008, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509 "2008-08-19T11:28:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/1 "2008-08-19T11:28:45Z")
I can’t think of anything. Married people, whats the coolest gift you received at your wedding? Lonely losers like myself…gift suggestions? ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/2 "2008-08-19T11:29:40Z")
A HUGE dildo, cause who ever is getting married won’t be satisfied with his tiny dick ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/3 "2008-08-19T11:29:59Z")
awww, you’re getting me a gift? but anyways, personally, for my wedding, I’ll be most happy with money, as this wedding is costing me a ton, so i’d like to recoup it somehow ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/4 "2008-08-19T11:30:18Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > A HUGE dildo, cause who ever is getting married won’t be satisfied with his tiny dick 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/5 "2008-08-19T11:30:23Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > A HUGE dildo, cause who ever is getting married won’t be satisfied with his tiny dick Since its the first suggestion, i’ll strongly consider it! ---
**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/6 "2008-08-19T11:30:34Z")
sammich maker… hot sammich maker ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/7 "2008-08-19T11:30:57Z")
> [@MOBOOST4U](#): > > sammich maker… > > hot sammich maker Whats it like being poor? Those are like $30 bucks at target 😛 Just harassing you, they already got one on their registery… ---
**Author:** ![Boomin99GT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boomin99gt/32/7306_2.png) [@Boomin99GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boomin99GT)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/8 "2008-08-19T11:32:27Z")
BBQ Grill set. ---
**Author:** ![TORQDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torqdss/32/5125_2.png) [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/9 "2008-08-19T11:32:30Z")
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ do you have any idea how many bullshit gifts we have that are still in the boxes in a closet? I can’t even remember half the crap we got that we will never use because we don’t like any of it. ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/10 "2008-08-19T11:33:06Z")
cash is king… and all newlyweds need it. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/11 "2008-08-19T11:33:28Z")
![http://www.pokerchipmart.com/images/magicBullet01.jpg](http://www.pokerchipmart.com/images/magicBullet01.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/12 "2008-08-19T11:33:47Z")
I can’t wait to get my friend a wedding gift Slippers and a toaster… if he doesn’t like the slippers he can toss the toaster in the bathtub with him during his honeymoon… fucking fggt ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/13 "2008-08-19T11:35:43Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > I can’t wait to get my friend a wedding gift > > Slippers and a toaster… > > if he doesn’t like the slippers he can toss the toaster in the bathtub with him during his honeymoon… fucking fggt :word: ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/14 "2008-08-19T11:40:23Z")
sounds like some lame adaptation of the old buy her slipper and a dildo joke, “and if she does like slippers she can go f\*\*\* herself”. ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/15 "2008-08-19T11:40:55Z")
Only his was much more amusing. ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/16 "2008-08-19T11:41:53Z")
> [@theblue](#): > > sounds like some lame adaptation of the old buy her slipper and a dildo joke, “and if she does like slippers she can go f\*\*\* herself”. only I’m not lame and /attempted/ to be original ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/17 "2008-08-19T11:45:02Z")
the claim was that the joke was lamer when watered down… not that you were. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/18 "2008-08-19T11:47:25Z")
srsly J? Cash. At least enough to cover your plate. Of all the gifts that we got, we only have / display / use ~2 of them maybe. And its only been two yrs ago. lol. ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/19 "2008-08-19T11:47:47Z")
He’s still lame…but its part of his charm. ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/20 "2008-08-19T11:48:47Z")
> [@Nikuk](#): > > srsly J? > > Cash. > > At least enough to cover your plate. > > Of all the gifts that we got, we only have / display / use ~2 of them maybe. And its only been two yrs ago. lol. I was going with cash if I couldn’t find something cool. Cash it is. Nikuk has never steered me wrong…except that one time in Tiajuana when he sold me to the policia [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509.md?page=2)