# Wedding Gift Suggestions

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 19, 2008, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509 "2008-08-19T11:28:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/21 "2008-08-19T11:50:04Z")

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> [@EvilJay](#):
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> I was going with cash if I couldn’t find something cool.
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> Cash it is. Nikuk has never steered me wrong…except that one time in Tiajuana when he sold me to the policia

if you still have all your organs, then it couldn’t have been that bad

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/22 "2008-08-19T11:50:15Z")

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> [@theblue](#):
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> the claim was that the joke was lamer when watered down… not that you were.

So… slippers and fist dildo? so not like slippers, get your ass reamed out by a fist dildo?

meh, there are nicer buildings architecurally, but that is pretty badass. I want to visit Dubai someday

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/23 "2008-08-19T11:50:30Z")

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> [@Eazy716](#):
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> if you still have all your organs, then it couldn’t have been that bad

There you go making assumptions again…

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**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/24 "2008-08-19T11:51:02Z")

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the dubai jokes stopped being funny yesterday.

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**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/25 "2008-08-19T11:51:27Z")

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> [@EvilJay](#):
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> Whats it like being poor? Those are like $30 bucks at target 😛
> 
> Just harassing you, they already got one on their registery…

lol that was the joke… its such a department store holiday end of isle gift. ya know, the ones kids buy thier mom when they are 14.

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/26 "2008-08-19T11:51:56Z")

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stop whining. You still have one kidney.

Besides, local policia are cheaper then the federalies.

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**Author:** ![POOPRA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/poopra/32/7188_2.png) [@POOPRA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/POOPRA)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/27 "2008-08-19T11:52:23Z")

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GIFTS ARE FOR THE SHOWER, I have never once given anything other than cash at someones wedding. Receptions are expensive and you should at least cover your cost of you plate. I rather have 40 bucks than a 200 dollar gift that I will never use.

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/28 "2008-08-19T11:52:32Z")

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meh, there are nicer buildings architecurally, but that is pretty badass. I want to visit Dubai someday

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/29 "2008-08-19T11:53:32Z")

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> [@Nikuk](#):
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> stop whining. You still have one kidney.
> 
> Besides, local policia are cheaper then the federalies.

I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to sound like I wasn’t appreciative.

Lets go to Dubai next time.

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/30 "2008-08-19T11:54:02Z")

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> [@POOPRA](#):
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> GIFTS ARE FOR THE SHOWER, I have never once given anything other than cash at someones wedding. Receptions are expensive and you should at least cover your cost of you plate. I rather have 40 bucks than a 200 dollar gift that I will never use.

exactly.

besides, we had ~90 people at our wedding and I can tell you the names of the top 4 cash contributors off the top of my head.

I can think of 1 person who gave us a cool gift.  
edit- okay, two.

:gotme:

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/31 "2008-08-19T11:54:35Z")

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> [@EvilJay](#):
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> Lets go to Dubai next time.

Architecturally speaking of course

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/32 "2008-08-19T11:54:59Z")

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Who gave you a cool gift?

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**Author:** ![JoesTypeS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joestypes/32/7190_2.png) [@JoesTypeS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JoesTypeS)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/33 "2008-08-19T11:55:54Z")

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2 $100 gift certificates for different divorce lawyers

and x2 to poopra, no cash, no care

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/34 "2008-08-19T11:56:23Z")

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If the moon was made of ribs… would it be this big?

[![](http://www.belastro.net/files/photo/moon1.jpg) ](http://www.belastro.net/files/photo/moon1.jpg)

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/35 "2008-08-19T11:57:17Z")

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:lolno:

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/36 "2008-08-19T11:57:26Z")

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why do you have to make me beat you?

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/37 "2008-08-19T11:59:31Z")

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but i like the moon ☹

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**Author:** ![Haenszel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e68b1a/32.png) [@Haenszel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Haenszel)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/38 "2008-08-19T12:03:52Z")

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who the fuck is getting married jaywonch!??!?!?!?!?!?!

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/39 "2008-08-19T12:16:22Z")

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Just some jerks I know. Not who you want it to be 😛

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**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-gift-suggestions/53509/40 "2008-08-19T12:33:42Z")

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