# Wedding night
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-night/35360
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [September 14, 2007, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-night/35360 "2007-09-14T09:20:44Z")
**Posts on this page:** 11
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Schema](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Schema)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2007, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-night/35360/1 "2007-09-14T09:20:44Z")
[FONT=‘Courier New’]Wedding night[/FONT]
[FONT=‘Courier New’] A young Chinese couple gets married. She’s a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn’t know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.[/FONT]
[FONT=‘Courier New’]“My darring,” he whispers, “I know dis your firss time and you[/FONT]
[FONT=‘Courier New’]berry frighten.I pomise you, I give you anything you want, I do anything -juss anything you want. You juss ask… So… Whatchu want?” he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.[/FONT]
[FONT=‘Courier New’]A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, “I want to try something I have heard about from other girls… Numbaa 69.”[/FONT]
[FONT=‘Courier New’]More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her:
[/FONT]
[FONT=‘Courier New’]"You want… Garlic Chicken with steam vegetable?[/FONT]
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### Author:  [@Afrank45](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Afrank45)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2007, 9:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-night/35360/2 "2007-09-14T09:24:36Z")
giggidy
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### Author:  [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2007, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-night/35360/3 "2007-09-14T09:25:51Z")
Very nice Adam.
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### Author:  [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2007, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-night/35360/4 "2007-09-14T09:41:19Z")
that sounds pretty good right about now
roffle :tup:
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### Author:  [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2007, 9:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-night/35360/5 "2007-09-14T09:44:10Z")
Funny, I think I need to read it again after a few :beer2:
X…
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### Author:  [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2007, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-night/35360/6 "2007-09-14T09:51:25Z")
waaa waaa :tdown:
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### Author:  [@PumiceT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PumiceT)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2007, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-night/35360/7 "2007-09-14T10:17:36Z")
Do you really think 2 Chinese people would be speaking Engrish alone in bed?
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### Author:  [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2007, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-night/35360/8 "2007-09-14T10:19:46Z")
[quote=“PumiceT,post:7,topic:35360"”]
Do you really think 2 Chinese people would be speaking Engrish alone in bed?
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In my little world…yes
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### Author:  [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2007, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-night/35360/9 "2007-09-14T10:45:51Z")
[quote=“Carnut,post:6,topic:35360"”]
waaa waaa :tdown:
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my sentiments exactly
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### Author:  [@Johnnylude](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johnnylude)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2007, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-night/35360/10 "2007-09-14T12:23:26Z")
I would never get the steamed vegetables… they taste better fried.
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### Author:  [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)
#### Post date: [September 14, 2007, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wedding-night/35360/11 "2007-09-14T12:40:45Z")
☹ Baby Jesus is now crying.